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Successful Call for Boycott Against TheShop

by Sandra Admin

Although calls for boycotts are technically forbidden by the Consumption Protection Laws, TheShop—“Formerly known as the world’s most popular online retailer”—has been hit by a wave of protest, the like of which hasn’t been seen since human beings stopped working at the fulfillment centers. An unsatisfied customer called Peter Jobless published a video of a less-than-customer-friendly conversation he had with the CEO of TheShop, Henryk Engineer. A spontaneous wave of protest promptly crashed over TheShop. For two whole days, their turnover nosedived by a spectacular 0.8 percent. After these two days the profit rose by 1.6 percent. Presumably everyone then ordered the products they had heroically done without for the previous two days.

Comments

» by Ivan Material-Engineer:

I joined in too! We’ve made our point! Without a doubt!

» by Sylvia-Vittoria Meat-Seller:

There’s already some really cool merchandise with the dolphin vibrator inside a prohibition sign. I bought a really awesome top. It’s on special offer at TheShop.

» by Melissa Sex-Worker:

I know Peter Jobless. He’s nothing but a contract-breaking limpdick!