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Jennifer Aniston Poised for Big Comeback

by Sandra Admin

Amongst the ten most-watched films on Todo—“Everything for everyone!”—there are currently four old comedies starring Jennifer Aniston. How could this worldwide hype have come about? Those responsible at Todo have now explained that it was an unauthorized experiment by a programmer who wanted to find out how much power the algorithms have over viewers. That’s why he took what he considered to be the worst films in the world—old comedies starring Jennifer Aniston—and gave a recommendation algorithm the task of pushing these titles. So far, the hype doesn’t seem to have been affected by this revelation. Jennifer Aniston herself was even thawed out from her cryostasis and is currently filming a new comedy. Studio insiders report that it will be something romantic. But with plenty of laughs, too.

Comments

» BY DAVID FITNESS-TRAINER:

How wonderful! I love Jennifer Aniston films! Does anyone know anything more about the plot?

» BY JULIETTE AU-PAIR-GIRL:

It’s about a woman who gets frozen and wakes up forty years later in the future, where she falls in love with the son of her first great love. But of course there are plenty of twists too! The working title is I Love Your Son!

» BY MARIO SOCIAL-WORKER:

Did you lot even read the article, you spastics? You would eat shit if someone put it in front of you.

» BY DAVID FITNESS-TRAINER:

@Mario Social-Worker. I’m sorry that things clearly aren’t going as well in your life as you’d like them to be, but that’s no reason to get verbally abusive, you stupid arsehole!

» BY JULIETTE AU-PAIR-GIRL:

@David Fitness-Trainer. Why don’t you just install a political correctness tool for all comments? This is how Mario Social-Worker’s commentary appears to me: “May I politely inquire as to whether you have understood the context of the above article in its entirety? According to my humble opinion the films aren’t very good, and I think people only watch them because they’re so frequently recommended by the algorithms. It is, of course, also a question of individual taste. I fully realize this.” I had to turn off the tool to be able to read what the sad wanker really wrote.

» BY MELISSA SEX-WORKER:

But the ones who are really to blame are the foreign criminals!