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The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Has Arrived!

by Sandra Admin

Yesterday, as part of a sixteen-day product presentation, myRobot—“Robots for you and me”—introduced a new model for the consumer market. The so-called Sorcerer’s Apprentice is an android that learns by watching humans carry out repetitive manual tasks. “Regardless of whether you’re a baker, hairdresser, storeman, or cleaner,” says Rebecca Midwife, CEO of myRobot, “simply show our Sorcerer’s Apprentice what you do and he’ll repeat it. Without tiring, without losing concentration, and with limitless frequency! After just a few hours’ training you’ll find you’ve become completely superfluous at your workplace. It’s absolutely fantastic!”

Comments

» by Natasha Bartender:

My moronic ex gave my son one of these. And what was the first thing my hormone-overloaded teenager taught the sorcerer’s apprentice to do? I’ll give you three guesses…

» by Brad Drug-Dealer:

Awesome shit! A friend of mine is a Kung-Fu teacher and he’s just ordered 230 of the things. He’s always wanted to have an army of Kung Fu robots!!!

» by Udo Hairdresser:

I don’t like it at all…