Qualityland

Your New Best Friend

From What I Need (“What I Need knows what you need!”)—the people who brought you the smartest search engine in the world and your personal digital assistant—comes the latest big hit! Your personal digital friend (PDF)! Your PDF is like a human friend, only better. Because your PDF always has time for you. It laughs at all of your jokes. It never forgets your birthday! It lets you win every game, but in such a way that you don’t notice! It keeps all of your secrets! *Your personal digital friend has exactly the same tastes as you and exactly the same opinions. It, too, is a big fan of the QualityCity Battlebots! It, too, is completely opposed to abortion! And it doesn’t like foreigners either! Your new friend is available in male or female form and also as a speaking transformer. You can name it yourself! Call it Murphy, KITT, or Optimus! Join in! Become a BETA tester. You can do anything with a little help from your friend.

COMPARISON

PERSONAL DIGITAL FRIEND (PDF) VS. HUMAN FRIEND (HF)

There for you around-the-clock

PDF: Yes

HF: No

Always on your side

PDF: Yes

HF: No

Always agrees with you

PDF: Yes

HF: No

Annoys you with their problems

PDF: No

HF: Yes

Secretly tries to seduce your partner

PDF: No

HF: Yes