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Quick Resolution Thanks to Selfie Drone

by Sandra Admin

For their own safety, more and more people are surveilling themselves constantly with so-called selfie drones. What a good idea! In this way, the cause of a deadly accident can be identified in a matter of seconds, like the one that occurred today at Elon Musk Square, where both involved parties were surveilling themselves with drones. The reconstruction revealed the following: when the paths of the two businessmen crossed, their drones collided in the air above them, and one unfortunately fell down on its owner’s head. If only he had invested in a very good drone from the company Super Secure (SS) instead of the cheap imitation by the firm Pretty Secure (PS). A spokesperson from Pretty Secure, however, denied all liability. According to him, it wasn’t the software error that led to the collision that was responsible for the fatal consequences of the accident, but gravity itself, without which the fall wouldn’t have occurred in the first place.

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» BY INARA SCRIPT-CONTINUITY:

Lol.

» BY IDI EX-DICTATOR

My father also trusted technology made by Pretty Secure. That turned out to be a big mistake.