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Star Wars—Episode 16

The Empire has a new sinister plan! It’s another Death Star! Luckily, budding Jedi knights Ro-Pu-Ni and Ching-Chong-Chang have the dynamic support of Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, who have ended up in a galaxy far, far away because of some time-space-vortex thingie unleashed by a time dilatation—but who cares about the technical details anyway? The more exciting part, after all, is how our four heroes are dealing with what they found out in Episode 15: in other words, that they are all related to one another. Captain Kirk is the father of Ching-Chong-Chang! Wow! No one was expecting that. And who’s the bad guy with the comical mask? A long-lost cousin? Perhaps even… a GIRL cousin?

The Fastest and the Most Furious Ever

The latest blockbuster, with a digitally rejuvenated Vin Diesel! The high point of this ninety-minute action film is the spectacular one-and-a-half hour car chase in the middle.

The Coca-Cola Movie

“Another remake of the Coca-Cola Movie?” you may ask. “Is that really necessary?” It might not be necessary, but it’s fun to watch these slim, trained, healthy young people as they drink sugar water on the beach or laughingly spray themselves with sugar water in the city. Everything is perfect! But then, all of a sudden, the damn wasps appear! Does one of our heroes get stung? Oh no!

Frogger—the Film

The successful trend for filming computer games has finally rediscovered this classic. A family of cute little frogs try to forge their way across a motorway. Will they make it? And what will they find on the other side? From the makers of the highly-praised suicide drama Lemmings—the Movie.

The Object of My Affection

Comedy classic with Jennifer Aniston! A pregnant New York social worker falls in love with her gay best friend. So many clichés in just one film. Amazing stuff!

Hitler—The Musical—The Movie!

The tragic love story between two controversial historical personalities: Ado & Eva. The critics are in raptures!

“You will Nazi a better movie this year”—NazzFeed