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Are You Sick of Your Life? Simply Subscribe to Another!

At Reborn, we offer the largest selection of alternative lives, including many celebrity ones!

Reborn only uses state-of-the-art virtual reality technology! Reborn offers you total immersion! Our data is delivered directly from the earworms and augmented reality lenses of our hosts. You hear what they hear! You see what they see! Innervision instead of television! Our hosts are guaranteed to always be online! So you can even be there when they’re… listening to soft rock!

Here are some of the lives you could immediately immerse yourself in:

Big Dick Longjohn

Experience the world’s biggest porn star at work! Find out what Big Dick does (and with whom) in his free time. Premium customers can even send action commands to Big Dick’s lenses, which he does his best to implement wherever possible.

Conrad Jr. TV Chef

What’s life like when money is no object? Plunge into the paradisiacal world of Conrad Cook’s youngest offspring. Conrad Jr. has three villas, seventeen sports cars, his own harem, and he’s only 13 years old!

Rodrigo Motorist

Immerse yourself in the life of Rodrigo Motorist, one of our best frontline fighters! With his special unit, he kills terrorists for us in QuantityLand 7—“Sunny beaches, fascinating ruins.” Pure adrenaline! Rodrigo is a more than worthy replacement for his predecessor, Silvio Soldier, who due to reasons is unfortunately no longer available.

We are required by the government to make the following warning: immersing yourself in someone else’s life to this degree can be addictive and lead to losing touch with reality. But, hey, let’s be honest: you’d like to lose touch with your reality, wouldn’t you?