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Optimized Reality Lenses from QualityCorp

Price to you: 1310.72 Q

Delivery time to you: 32 minutes

Many people want to see the world through rose-tinted glasses, but don’t want to wear glasses. That’s no longer a problem, thanks to the brand-new Optimized Reality Contact Lenses from QualityCorp—“The company that makes your life better.” Finally, everyone can make their world look more beautiful than it is. Our new OR lenses can put photorealistic filters over people and things in day-to-day life. Is your apartment too messy, your partner too ugly, your child too fat? You won’t have to see it anymore! Out of sight, out of mind! Make your house your castle and your partner into a supermodel! Five tasteful home decoration settings and two supermodel filters are delivered as standard. Many other filters are available as In-Lens Purchases. Or why not treat yourself to the Design Suite, and shape your world and your partner completely to your desires. Augmented Reality was yesterday! The future belongs to Optimized Reality!

FAQS:

Question: Can you create a more beautiful version of yourself, too? I mean, like when you see yourself reflected somewhere? It’s just that unfortunately I always have all these zits.

Answer: Of course. Simply search for Virtual Clearasil in In-Lens Purchases.

Reviews:

» by Timur Civil-Engineer:

***** ***** EPIC, EPIC, EPIC!!!!

Sleeping with someone different every night and still being faithful to your partner—there’s no objection anymore! Best product ever!

» by Dwayne Cameraman:

*CRAP COMPULSORY REGISTRATION

Complete shit. You have to sign up with your QualityCorp profile, and if you don’t have a profile you don’t see nothing but the fucking registration screen! You’re literally blind! And even if you do have a profile, it logs out when you lose internet connection and then everything goes dark again. In my job as a mountain rescuer, it’s completely useless.

» by Pedro Masseuse:

***** **** Awesome, but some security issues.

At our last family get-together me and my wife’s sister’s husband amused ourselves by transforming our mother-in-law into a dragon. So funny! I’ve also changed my boss into a slobbering orc at a meeting. Unfortunately he caught wind of it, that’s why I took off a star.