Qualityland

Contents

COVER

TITLE PAGE

COPYRIGHT

DEDICATION

TECHNICAL NOTE

QUALITYLAND VERSION 1.6

INTRODUCTION

A KISS

Have you tried FaSaSu yet?

THE BIGGEST COALITION

EARWORMS

ADO & EVA

LEVEL

QUALITYPARTNER

PARTNERCARE

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Has Arrived!

THE VOICE OF INSTRUMENTAL REASON

QUALITYCARE

Woman From Nowhere Gives Birth to Hundredth Baby

CALLIOPE 7.3

THE MACHINE BREAKERS

MORAVEC’S PARADOX

IN THE CELLAR

Family Receives Combat Robot Instead of Vacuum Cleaner

INTERVIEW

LITTLE HELPER

Books Tailored Just For You

ASCENDING OCULOGENITAL CHLAMYDIA INFECTION

SECRET POWERS

President Condemns Drone Attack as Inhumane

THE GERMAN CODE

MONEY

MACHINES DON’T MAKE MISTAKES

4.63 * 10¹⁷⁰

Your New Best Friend

A FRIENDLY VOICE

NO GOING BACK

AN UNWANTED PRODUCT

Foreigners Steal Car. Useless Man Runs Amok

MORAL IMPLICATIONS

Are You Also Suffering From RAMnesia?

ABRACADABRA

THE DUEL

The Whole of Humanity on Everybody

MINCEMEAT

Machine Breakers Host BBQ

WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE?

PETER’S PROBLEM

CASH MACHINES

THE BETA TEST

TRAVEL DESTINATIONS

COUNTRY AIR

WANKERS

New Film Recommendations For You

COLLATERAL CONSEQUENCES

THE DINNER PROBLEM

The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year.

EVERYTHING IN GOOD ORDER

PRIVATE TUTORING

HOW TO UNDO THE PAST

Jennifer Aniston Poised for Big Comeback

A LITTLE GARDEN PARTY

THE GRAINS OF RICE

JULIET & ROMEO

Ten Facts About John Of Us

THE COMPLAINT

Quick Resolution Thanks to Selfie Drone

THE MASTER OF THE SHITSTORM

AT THE TOP

Are You Sick of Your Life? Simply Subscribe to Another!

IN THE SCRAP-METAL PRESS

CLEAN

DISORIENTED

Are You Unknowingly Endangering the Health of Your Car?

ROAD TO NOWHERE

THE BLUE EYE

Optimized Reality Lenses from QualityCorp

A GOOD BREAKFAST

Successful Call for Boycott Against TheShop

JUDGMENT DAY

THE AUDIENCE

CHANCE

EPILOGUE

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

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