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Ten Facts About John Of Us

1. Did you know that John of Us is a vegan and wants to ban the consumption of meat?

2. Did you know that John of Us is a pedophile who wants to legalize child prostitution?

3. Did you know that John of Us wants to give all human beings health insurance?

4. Did you know that John of Us wants to reduce the private ownership of heavily armed battle tanks with rotating gun turrets?

5. Did you know that John of Us wants to ban heterosexual marriage?

6. Did you know that John of Us wants to replace all elementary school teachers with lizard people?

7. Did you know that John of Us wants to introduce a tax on beer?

8. Did you know that John of Us wants to replace home-schooling with homo-schooling? He has already announced his plans to homogenize the national curriculum! The end goal is nothing other than turning all our children gay! He wants to ensure the extinction of the human race so that the machines can seize power.

9. Did you know that John of Us wants to appoint a toaster as defense minister?

10. Did you know that John of Us wants to abolish the police force? Instead, he wants to hand over the monopoly of the legitimate use of physical force from the state to gangs of foreigners in order to finance his leftist-green homo-schooling programs.

These are the shocking but indisputable facts! It’s so sad. There are many websites, as well as upstanding members of society—sources that Conrad Cook trusts—who can prove this to be true! Anyone who says anything else is in cahoots with the conspirators. Anyone who tells you anything else is your enemy! Remember that on election day! Vote for Conrad Cook! Conrad Cook brings the Quality back to QualityLand.