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Family Receives Combat Robot Instead of Vacuum Cleaner

by Sandra Admin

A mix-up at the distribution center of myRobot—“Robots for you and me”—has led to a family receiving a combat robot instead of an all-purpose household robot. Apparently, the robots, which can make themselves smaller for transport purposes, look confusingly similar when folded up. Correspondingly, a spokesperson from the 4th automated army, which is currently engaged in battle against the terrorists of QuantityLand 7—“Sunny beaches, fascinating ruins”—has reported that they were sent a household robot. While a robot on the battlefield suddenly beginning to vacuum could be seen as an amusing anecdote—a general commented after the mission that he had never seen such a clean battlefield—having a combat robot in a family home isn’t anywhere near as funny. But the survivors have signed a nondisclosure agreement as part of their legal settlement with myRobot—“Robots for you and me”—so we were unable to find out any specific details.

Comments

» BY MIRCO CHIROPODIST:

Do I need to be afraid of my vacuum cleaner now?

» BY BRANDY CLEANER:

Anyone who brings one of those power guzzlers into their home has it coming, IMHO.

» BY SHIRLEY-ANNE WAITRESS:

I don’t need any cleaning robots in my house! I have 100 children to help me.