That's a smart hat, Billy,
A fine and bonny lid,
A tasteful piece of headwear,
You're sporting there, our kid.
You look like Humpty Gocart,
With all that canny brim,
And it's a rare old compliment
To say you look like him.
It really really suits you,
You know I wouldn't lie,
You cut a dashing figure, lad,
They'll cheer as you go by.
I only wish I had one
So I could wear it too,
And all the folk would say I looked
As half as good as you.
From an ingratiating follower of natty headgear