The Secret of Eastern Moguls

Swanky stretch-limos from faraway states

With Arabic symbols on gold licence plates,

Driven by sheikhs, you can see by their smiles

Own gardens the size of the whole British Isles,

And more fine women than our dog's had fleas,

And thousands of acres of valuable trees,

And Turkish Delight that they order by phone,

And barrels and barrels of Eau de Cologne.

I once met the son of a rich potentate,

Who taught me the way to fish peas from your plate.

When you've nothing at all but your fingers to eat '˜em,

I tried it myself and quiet frankly was beaten.

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