The stoker called Tom
From Newcastle,
The lugger called Tim
From Dundee,
The old jumping Jacks
In their ill-fitting macs,
Are more than the whole world to me.
The stoker called Pig
With his whistle,
The lugger called Pan
With his flute,
The old jumping Jacks
With their harps on their backs,
And Nick in his best Sunday suit.
The stoker called Jack
With his rabbits,
The lugger called Nick
With his hair,
The old jumping Jims
And Alastair Sims,
And Jock with his sanitary wear.
At about this time the party began to get a bit boisterous,
So I made my excuses and left.