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The facts about beauty are known,
and well-learned by those who are grown:
beauty is thin,
it lies on the skin;
but ugly goes down to the bone.
If you think that our boy's now a stud,
you've been fooled by the size of his pud.
Although twelve inches soft,
when it rises aloft,
he just faints from the sheer lack of blood.
only sometimes it doesn't.