Weaveworld

4

Hobart retired to the toilet and gave vent to his bladder before he filled his trousers, then went out to face the chaos that had turned his well-ordered headquarters into a battlefield.

The suspects had escaped in a patrol car, he was informed. That was some comfort. The vehicle would be easy to trace. The problem was not finding them again, but subduing them. The woman possessed the skill to induce hallucinations; what other powers might she evidence if cornered? With this and a dozen other questions in his head, he went down in search of Laverick and Boyce.

There were a few men lingering at the cell door, clearly unwilling to step inside. She’s slaughtered them, he thought, and could not deny a spasm of satisfaction that the stakes were suddenly so much higher. But it was not blood he smelt as he reached the door, it was excrement.

Laverick and Boyce had stripped off their uniforms, and smeared themselves from head to foot with the product of their own bowels. Now they were crawling around like animals, grinning from ear to ear, apparently well content with themselves.

‘Jesus Christ,’ said Hobart.

At the sound of his master’s voice, Laverick looked up, and tried to get his tongue around some words of explanation. But his palate wasn’t the equal of it. Instead, he crawled into a corner and hid his head.

‘You’d better get them hosed down,’ Hobart told one of the officers. ‘We can’t have their wives seeing them like that.’

‘What happened, sir?’ the man asked.

‘I don’t know yet.’

Patterson had appeared from the cell where the woman had been held, tear-stains on his face. He had some words of explanation.

‘She’s possessed, sir,’ he said, ‘I opened the door and the furniture was half way up the wall.’

‘Keep your hysteria to yourself,’ Hobart told him.

‘I swear it, sir,’ Patterson protested, ‘I swear it. And there was this light –’

‘No, Patterson! You saw nothing!’ Hobart wheeled round on the rest of the spectators, if any of you breathe a word of this, there’ll be worse than shit to eat. You understand me?’

There were mute nods from the assembly.

‘What about them?’ said one, glancing back into the cell.

‘I told you. Scrub them down and take them home.’

‘But they’re like children,’ someone said.

‘No children of mine,’ Hobart replied, and took himself off upstairs where he could sit and look at the pictures in the book in private.