Four o'clock in Old Soho,
rapidly becoming a backwater of lost technology.
The ratcheting grate of charms being wound up
with clockwork silver keys
grinds out from every backstreet Watchmaker's,
Abortionist's, Philtre amp; Tobacconist's.
It's raining.
Bulletin board kids drive pimpmobiles in floppy hats,
modem panders
anoracked kid-kings of signal to noise;
and all their neon-lit stippled stable flirting and turning under the lights,
succubi and incubi with sell-by dates and Smart Card eyes,
all yours, if you've got your number,
know your expiry date, all that.
One of them winks at me
(flashes on, on-off, off-off-on),
noise swallows signal in fumbled fellatio.
(I cross two fingers,
a binary precaution against hex,
effective as superconductor or simple superstition.)
Two poltergeists share a take-away. Old Soho always makes me nervous.
Brewer Street. A hiss from an alley: Mephistopheles opens his brown coat,
flashes me the lining (databased old invocations,
Magians lay ghosts-with diagrams), curses, and begins:
Blight an enemy? Wither a harvest? Barren a consort? Debase an innocent? Ruin a party…? For you, sir? No, sir? Reconsider, I beg you. Just a little of your blood smudged on this printout and you can be the proud possessor of a new voice synthesizer, listen-
He stands a Zenith portable on a table he makes from a modest suitcase,
attracting a small audience in the process, plugs in the voicebox, types at the
c» prompt: GO
and it recites in voice exact and fine:
Orientis princeps Beelzebub, inferni irredentista menarche et demigorgon, propitiamus vows…
I hurry onward, hurry down the street
while paper ghosts, old printouts, dog my heels,
and hear him patter like a market man:
Not twenty not eighteen not fifteen Cost me twelve lady so help me Satan but to you? Because I like your pretty face because I want to raise your spirits.
Five. That's right.
Five.
Sold to the lady with the lovely eyes…