Nocturnal

Blue Balls

People were going to start talking.

For the second night in a row, Pookie had to help Bryan to his apartment. The guy was beyond sick. How he’d managed to put on a good soldier face during the meetings with Biz-Nass and Zou was beyond Pookie’s ability to relate.

Three days of this sickness, yet Pookie still felt fine. Those flu shots came in handy.

“I feel like crap,” Bryan said. “I don’t want to go to sleep. I don’t want to dream anymore.”

Dreaming might be a necessary evil, because sleep was exactly what Bryan needed. The guy couldn’t keep going without rest. That kind of thing wore a body down.

So does jumping eight feet into the air, huh, Pooks?

No, Pookie wasn’t going to rehash that crap again. What he’d thought he saw couldn’t be, and that was that — just heat-of-the-moment memories playing tricks on him.

Pookie leaned Bryan against the hallway wall while he opened Bryan’s door. “Clauser, you’re a real rocket scientist, you know that?”

“Why?”

Pookie helped him inside. “Because you’ve got a fat Chinese dude with a Chicago accent taking care of you, when you could have a hot little brunette medical examiner giving you a sponge bath instead.”

“Really, Pooks? You want to ride my ass about Robin now?”

“You and Robin are made for each other,” Pookie said. “It’s like math.”

“You hate math.”

“My hate doesn’t make it any less accurate. And remember my grandfather’s advice: you can fuck your math teacher, but you can’t fuck math.”

Bryan fell onto his bed, lay there for a second, then started sitting up. “I don’t think your grampa said that.”

“Well, someone did. Maybe it was me.”

“I’m so surprised.”

Bryan slid off the bed. His knees wobbled and he almost fell.

“Bryan, go to sleep.”

He shook his head. “I told you, I’m not sleeping. I can’t, Pooks.”

If Bryan didn’t get some serious rest, the dreams and Marie’s Children and the murders wouldn’t really matter to him anymore — he’d die from exhaustion. Pookie had to talk him down.

“Tell you what,” Pookie said. “Your bad dreams usually come in the wee hours of the morning. I’ll wake you up at midnight.”

Bryan stared out from sunken, bloodshot eyes. His dark-red beard had been borderline unkempt three days ago. Now he was starting to look like Charlie Manson; not a good image, considering.

“Midnight? You promise?”

“Yeah,” Pookie said. “And I’m staying right here. Just don’t walk in your sleep and try to get some, because we both know you’ve been after me for years.”

Pookie eased Bryan back onto the bed. A sweaty head hit a cool pillow. Pookie had cast his lot with his partner. He would ride this out to the end.

“I got your back, brother,” Pookie said. “I won’t fail you.”

Bryan didn’t answer.

“Bryan?”

A snore. He was already asleep.

Pookie turned off the light, stepped into the box-strewn hall and closed the bedroom door. Another night on his friend’s couch. Pookie hadn’t slept on couches this much since he’d been married.

He turned on Bryan’s TV and watched a little local news. Jay Parlar’s death led. The anchor looked so upset. And the street reporter outside of Jay’s place, yeah, she looked real somber as well. Reporters were fucking vampires that lived off the blood of others.

Pookie turned off the TV. He took off his jacket. Might as well get comfortable. He pulled his notepad from his jacket pocket.

Things were crazy, his partner was a total mess and there might very well be a murderous conspiracy afoot in the San Francisco Police Department, but that didn’t mean Pookie could just ignore his other vital duties.

“Blue Balls, Blue Balls, take me away. In Hollywood, everything works out just fine for the cops.”

He started scribbling notes for his series bible, hoping the work would let him tune everything out, at least for a little while.