Nocturnal

Sharrow Sends Bryan Home

Clauser.”

Someone shook his shoulder. Bryan tried to say something to the effect of leave me alone or I’ll kill you, but all that came out was a three-syllable mumble.

Another shake.

“Clauser!”

Captain Sharrow’s voice. Bryan blinked awake.

“Clauser, this isn’t the place for a nap.”

Damn … he had fallen asleep at his desk.

“Sorry, Captain.”

Jesse Sharrow glared down. His white hair and bushy white eyebrows framed his weathered scowl. Bryan started to stand up; his butt cleared only one inch of airspace before aching muscles and bones froze him in place, then promptly dropped him back down on the chair.

“Good God, man,” Sharrow said. “Wipe that drool off your chin, will you?”

Bryan touched his cheek: cold and slimy. Well, that was certainly a way to score points with your boss. He wiped away the spit.

Sharrow pointed to the stack of paper on Bryan’s desk. “Reprint that.”

Spots of drool had soaked into Bryan’s report.

“Sorry,” Bryan said.

“Go home, Clauser. You’re a dumb-ass coming in here like this, bringing your germs in with you. You want to put the whole department down?”

“I wasn’t planning on making out with anyone, Captain. Except for you, of course.”

“Blow it out your ass,” Sharrow said. “You’re so ugly you make my wife look hot. And that’s saying something.”

“It sure is.”

Sharrow snarled and pointed a finger a Bryan’s face. “Watch it, Clauser. Don’t talk bad about my wife.”

“Yes, Captain.”

“Seriously, go home.”

“But, Cap, I still have paperwork for the shooting review board to—”

“Shut your piehole. Get out of here. In fact, don’t bother reprinting that report, just email it to me — I don’t want to touch anything that’s come anywhere near you. Be out of here in the next ten minutes.”

Sharrow turned and stormed off.

Bryan hadn’t taken a sick day in four years. But falling asleep at his desk, drooling on paperwork … maybe it was for the best if he cleared out. With both hands flat on the desk, he pushed himself to a standing position, every muscle screaming the biological equivalent of horrid obscenities.

A crumpled-up twenty-dollar bill landed on his desk.

Bryan looked up. Pookie had thrown it.

“Take a cab,” Pookie said. “I’m not driving you.”

“Don’t want a sick guy in your car?”

Pookie let out a pfft noise of disgust. “You’ve already been in my car. I’m not driving you because you said you’d make out with Sharrow and not me. I have feelings, you know.”

“Sorry about that.”

Pookie shook his head. “Men. You’re all pigs. Do I need to call you an ambulance instead of a cab?”

“No, I’m good.”

Bryan shuffled out of the office and headed for the elevator. The sooner he got to sleep — in an actual bed — the better.