Christmas break!
I don’t want to go home.
I stay at the University.
Somebody sends me a check. I look at the box. I don’t look at the name or address of the sender.
I cash the check and get the money.
My clothes are getting old.
I go to the University bookstore to buy some shirts and pants and some textbooks for the upcoming semester.
All they sell are t-shirts and sweatshirts with the words HEY SHAWTY! on them.
The only pants available are sweatpants.
I buy a few pairs of sweatpants and some sequined HEY SHAWTY! t-shirts and sweatshirts.
I go back to my room.
I throw out my old clothes and put on the new ones.