The Sam Gunn Omnibus

SAM GUNN BIO IS SMASH HIT

Amid rumors that he’s not dead after all, Solar News’s biographical series about Sam Gunn has swept the ratings across the solar system.

Produced by neophyte Jane Inconnu, of Selene, the biography is told through the voices of men and women who knew Sam Gunn over the many years of his exploits on Earth and in space.

Widely regarded as an adventurer who operated on the ragged edge of the law, Sam Gunn …

—HOLLYWOOD INTERPLANETARY

THE LITTLE GIANT: THE SAM GUNN SAGA

The public loves success stories, and none more than the saga of an ordinary person who struggles against giant corporations and government bureaucracies—and wins. This accounts, no doubt, for the wild success of Solar News’s biographical series on space entrepreneur Sam Gunn.

Widely reviled during his lifetime as a con man, a womanizer, and an out-and-out crook, the Sam Gunn depicted in Solar’s biopic series comes across as daring, sharp-witted and, yes, lovable. His adventures span the solar system, from Earth out beyond Pluto.

—NEW YORK TIMES—DAILY NEWS

SAM GUNN SERIES “A FRAUD” SAYS CORPORATE MAGNATE

“Sam Gunn was not the daring Robin Hood he’s depicted to be on Solar News’s series,” claims Pierre D’Argent, CEO of Rockledge Industries, Inc.

“He was a conniving little schemer who wouldn’t stop at anything, including blackmail, to get what he wanted.”

Mr. D’Argent, who had tangled with Mr. Gunn several times in the past, hinted that Rockledge may take legal action against Solar News for defamation, libel and fraud.

Asked what he thought of the rumors that Mr. Gunn is returning to Earth, Mr. D’Argent said only, “God help us!”

—WALL STREET JOURNAL

NOVICE PRODUCER WINS EMMY

Jane Avril Inconnu, producer of the smash-hit series Sam Gunn, won the Emmy Award for Best Producer of a Nonfiction Series at last night’s awards ceremony in Beijing.

Wearing a cermet exoskeleton because she is unaccustomed to the full gravity of Earth, Ms. Inconnu, who recently married former astronaut Spencer Johansen, was overcome with emotion as she accepted the award….

—ALL CHINA NEWS SERVICE

IS SAM GUNN DEAD?

WAS HE EVER?

With all the hype raised by the Solar News biography of Sam Gunn, the question of his alleged death has come to the forefront of the public’s attention.

According to reports, Gunn was sucked into a mini-black hole in the Kuiper Belt, beyond the orbit of Pluto. It was widely regarded as a oneway journey: either Gunn was crushed by the immense gravitational tidal forces of the black hole, or he was propelled into a different space-time dimension, forever separated from our own continuum.

But rumors are flying that Gunn is on his way back! Either he has found a way to return through the black hole, or he never fell into it in the first place. Physicists, astronomers—and lawyers—are debating the possibilities hotly.

Former U.S. Senator and Associate Justice of the International Court Jill Meyers, who was once an astronaut and worked with Gunn, has outfitted a fusion torch ship to go to the Kuiper Belt and meet Sam as he returns.

—SELENE GAZETTE