names


People call me the Freeway Gorilla. The Ape at Exit 8. The One and Only Ivan, Mighty Silverback.


The names are mine, but they’re not me. I am Ivan, just Ivan, only Ivan.


Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot.


Everyone knows the peels are the best part.


I suppose you think gorillas can’t understand you. Of course, you also probably think we can’t walk upright.


Try knuckle walking for an hour. You tell me: Which way is more fun?

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