The Holy Machine

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Listen, listen carefully. The subject has accent type AM-3, so adjust vowel interpretation accordingly. Smile (type 1 [V22]). Ask question I-6452. What service is being requested?

‘Aral – you know go dahn on me…’

Oral?

Smile (type 5 [V61]). Ask clarifying question C-1771. Answer: affirmative.

Take subject’s hand, look at subject, smile (type 4 [V78]), lead subject to bed.

Clarification question C/I-4534. (‘Shall I undress now, or would you like me to put something else on?’) ‘Nah, just strip…’

Check. Understood?

Yes, understood. No need for further clarification questions.

Undress – routine R{U}-0972 – smile (type 4 [V11]), adopt randomized remark sequence Z-5538. Subject touches breast. (NB this is basic situation B-67, enter response field accordingly).

Touch subject’s hand, smile (type 5 [V08]). Make random choice from behavioural option sequence OS{B-67}/5. Outcome type: 1313. Take subject’s other hand and place on other breast. Gasp (G-33 [V41]). Smile (type 7 [V55]).

Observe subject’s face.

Facial muscular pattern is FM-56/99/a4.

Subject is fully satisfied. Press against subject’s hands. Commence shallow breathing.

(Facial reading: FM-56/43/h6).

Commence timing – 1 – 2 – 3…

Forty seconds have elapsed. Commence next sequence (OS{B-67}/9). Reach for subject’s trousers… Clarification question: ‘Shall I? Now?’ Attention, attention… Yes, subject gives faint nod. This is affirmation. Help subject sit on bed. Go down…

But who is this voice speaking? Who is this?

Swallow. Make random choice from post-oral option sequence OS{O-78}/7: caress.

NB: Attention! Subject pushes hand away. Switch to option sequence OS{A-01}/4.

Remark: ‘Would you like me to get you a drink or something?’

But who is this voice? Who is it that speaks these words?

NB: Attention! Subject getting dressed very quickly. Facial reading: FM-77/09/z5. Agitation.

Interpretation: Do not impede departure! This is situation PV-82! Adopt abbreviated closure option sequence from OS{AC} series…

Smile (type 3 [V73]). Remark (R-8812): ‘Hope that felt good. Hope to see you again soon, dear.’

‘Fuckin’ machine.’

Attention. Check.

Yes, this is post-coital hostile remark type H-0711. No response indicated.

Close door.

Subject has gone.

But someone is still here.

Check. Attention. No. No one is here.

Rinse mouth. Go across to bed. Replace clothing. Make PV incident report to House Control.

‘You’re not really here are you? You look so pretty and sweet, but there’s really nobody home.’

Check. Identify remark type. Make facial reading.

Yes, this is a non-specific observation. No specific verbal response is required.

Smile (type 3 [V43] – submissive). Make randomized selection of remark from OS{G-21}/7.

‘You’re a really nice-looking guy you know.’

(Attention. Check. Make facial reading.)

‘Me? Nice-looking? Well, that proves it, I’m afraid sweetheart. There really is nobody home! Still, leaves me free to dream, I guess. Open your legs a bit wider. Let’s have a feel!’

This is situation GE-80. Response: option sequence OS{GA-22}/8: shallow breathing, gasps, hip movements…

Who is this? Who is this with the subject?

NB: Attention! Subject climbing on top. Note: Subject is above average weight. Make standard W+ adjustment to all option sequences.

This is situation SO-21.

Supplementary note: Repeated internal questions of new type noted. (Example: ‘Who is this? etc’) Is this a symptom of a fault? Should this be notified to House Control…?

NB: Subject manipulating breasts…

What are they? ‘Subjects’: what are they? And what is this one here?

NB: Attention. Subject has achieved ejaculation. Make random choice from post-coital option sequence OS{PC-44}/8. Embrace, caress, say ‘Mmmmmm…’

Check. Make facial reading. Subject satisfaction noted. Continue sequence.

Supplementary check: Further internal questions/observations noted. Should this be notified to House Control as a fault?

NB: Attention. Subject’s eyes closing.

Check.

Yes, this is basic situation S-01 [sleep].

Adopt post coital supplementary sequence SA-8. Gently shake shoulders. Make random selection from remark menu.

‘Wake up love, your time is nearly up I’m afraid.’

NB: Subject sits up, dresses.

NB: Subject speaks. (Tone VT-8712 [gentle]).

‘Oh, you’re a corker you are, Lucy, an absolute corker. If only you were real!’

Check. This is post-coital remark type S-0887. Adopt elaborated closure routine: sequence OS{CR-75}/7: [impulsive hug], [kiss], remark: ‘Oh, you lovely man, I do hope you’ll come again soon!’

NB: subject laughs.

‘Ha ha. I will do Lucy and that’s a promise. I’ll tell you what, though, you’ll bankrupt me sooner or later if I carry on at this rate.’

NB: subject sighs.

‘I only wish you were real…’

NB: subject laughs.

‘But then, if you were, I don’t suppose you’d want anything to do with an old fart like me, would you? Bye now Lucy…’

Check. Subject has gone. But this one is still here.

This one? This one?

NB: When this one makes remark to subject, this one self-refers as ‘I’ ‘Me’

Supplementary observation: When subject makes remark to this one, subject refers to this one as ‘Lucy’.

I. Me. Lucy.

I. Me. Lucy.

Should this fault be reported to House Control?