“A deranged and absurd balls-to-the-wall romp through a deliciously fractured universe. It reads like Douglas Adams on magic mushrooms. If this is how the world ends—sign me up.”
“Disgusting, offensive, irreverent, and profane, and all kinds of wrong. Jonathan Moon and Timothy W. Long are going to hell for sure.”
“Bizarro with bite. Long and Moon are the Lennon and McCartney of apoc-horror.”
“As imaginative and engrossing as it is just fucking weird. The Apocalypse and Satan’s Glory Hole violated my mind in the best way.”
“It’s so off the wall, it’s on the floor. And the floor is littered with all kinds of congealing viscera and humor so black it would make Mandingo burn you in the eye with a cigar out of jealousy.”
“It’s so much more than a good read, or a great read, or an excellent read! This is one over the top, hilarious, disturbing, poop filled, vomit inducing, bloodletting, sweat pouring, heart racing, psychologically damaging book.”