Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy (Robert Anton Wilson) читать бесплатно онлайн полную версию книги

ONE MONTH TO GO

Immature humorists borrow; mature humorists steal.

–mark twain

On December 1, 1983, Benny "Eggs" Benedict, a popular columnist for the New York* News-Times-Post, sat down to compose his daily essay. According to his usual procedure, he breathed deeply, relaxed every muscle, and gradually forced all verbalization in his brain to stop. When he had reached the void, he waited to see what would float up to fill the vacuum. What surfaced was: