Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues

Chapter 14

Not surprisingly, I slept like absolute shit. Hell, it’s possible I didn’t sleep at all. I finally gave up long before dawn and grabbed a shower. I didn’t have to work, but—also, not surprisingly—I suddenly had a zillion questions about Ed and his appearance last night.

Add those to the zillion questions I had about Sofia and the shit at the lab, and I had a full day of detective work planned. Instead of simply throwing on the first piece of clean clothing I could find, I dressed with care—simple black shirt, khaki pants, and low black boots. I brushed my hair back into as neat a ponytail as I could manage, dousing it with plenty of hairspray to try to control the rampant frizz, and spent nearly fifteen minutes on my makeup, doing my best to be conservative yet “fresh!” as the magazine covers would say.

For the final touch, I downed some brains to make absolutely sure I didn’t smell.

Since it was still far too early in the day to do anything related to the lab, I chose instead to go to the morgue and do what research I could there. I brought my study guide with me in case anyone wondered why I was coming in to the office on my day off. It was easy enough to say that I needed a quiet place to study. Most people there knew that my home life was less than ideal, so it’d be a believable excuse.

As expected, it was nicely deserted, though the ever-present aroma of formalin greeted me upon entering. After logging on to the computer in the morgue, I pulled up a web browser and checked to see what was publicly available as far as information about Ed’s parents. It would have been a thousand times easier to simply look them up on Lexis Nexis, but unfortunately I hadn’t yet been trusted with the username and password for that. Damn it.

I had to wade through several pages of search results having to do with Ed as a suspect in the beheadings, but finally managed to reach a page—probably intended for genealogy searches—that gave me his parents’ full names, along with dates of birth and death.

Sam and Dawn Quinn. They had the same date of death, slightly over ten years ago, but no other information. A search for online obituaries yielded a little more information, but only useless stuff like where they went to school and shit like that.

I ended up scouring online information for close to an hour before I finally found an article that gave me some info that was worth a shit.

I finished the article, leaned back in the chair and blew out my breath. Now that was damn interesting. Marianne had once told me that Ed’s dad died in a boating accident and that his mother later committed suicide. Had Ed lied to her? Was this fire some sort of cover-up? And if so, who did it? Ed? Ed was twenty-seven now, which meant he was seventeen when it happened. Not completely impossible to imagine, but still fairly hard to believe. And why would he have done it?

Puzzled, I returned to the page of search results to see if there were any articles that had more details. There were some older results from various society functions, but I skimmed through those quickly, not terribly interested in the fact that they’d attended a fundraiser for the preservation of wetlands. I clicked on the next search result, then abruptly paused and returned to the previous page.

Frowning, I took a closer look at the pictures alongside the article. Halfway down was a picture of the two—at least if the caption was to be believed. Drs. Sam and Dawn Quinn. Good-looking couple. Both of them tall, lean, and blond. Interesting that his parents were both doctors. Was that why he decided to become a paramedic?

I scrolled down to see if there were any other pictures of them. There was one more, with a third person as well.

A Mr. Pietro Ivanov.

I frowned. I wanted for that to be some sort of big reveal, some sort of “Aha!” moment, but the more I thought about it the more I had to accept it really wasn’t that much of a surprise. Marcus and Ed had known each other since they were kids, and Pietro had taken them on hunting trips every year, so it would make perfect sense that he was friends with Ed’s parents.

Skimming through the rest of the articles, I found a few more pages with pictures of them at various fundraisers or other functions. These people sure did love their society page shit. A few more pics of them with Pietro, but there were also some of them with another, shorter, woman who looked vaguely familiar, but the name in the caption, Dr. Kristi Burke, didn’t ring any bells. Probably just someone she worked with. If she was a doctor it was possible she worked at a hospital around here now, and perhaps I’d seen her in passing one of the many times I picked up a body there. Still, I went ahead and stuck the name Kristi Burke into another internet search, disappointed when nothing came up but the same old society page shit.

Disgruntled over my lack of any sort of real information, I continued to pore through search results, eventually giving up when the results were nothing but odd combinations of names that had zero relation to the actual people. What I needed now was to see the actual accident report of the Quinns’ deaths. Or the death investigation report? I perked up, then just as quickly wilted. The supposed boating accident had been in St. Tammany parish, not here. I’d have to find time to drive over there and get the reports myself—if they were even public record.

Scowling, I cleared the browser history—a trick Nick had inadvertently taught me quite some time ago—logged off and pushed away from the computer. Derrel or another death investigator would no doubt be able to get copies of the reports, but then I’d surely have to answer a number of questions as to why on earth I was interested in this. And what the heck was I supposed to say? “I think they were killed by a zombie, and the fire was set to cover that up.” Yeah, that would go over really well.

As usual, I hadn’t managed to find answers to any of my questions, and had only managed to raise more.

I glanced at the time. Seven thirty a.m. I still wanted to see what I could find out at NuQuesCor, but my slightly brilliant plan to infiltrate required that I wait until normal business hours.

With more than a little reluctance, I pulled out the GED study guide and started paging through it. By the time I’d leafed through the Language Arts section, I was uncomfortably aware that simply buying a study guide probably wasn’t going to cut it. I needed to enroll in a proper study program with actual teachers and shit. All the faith-in-myself in the world wouldn’t help me teach myself this crap, even with a big, fancy study guide.

Still, I stubbornly made myself read through the guide, though I skipped ahead to the math section.

I was still struggling over the section on fractions when Nick came in.

“Cripes, Angel,” he said with a frown. “Do you fucking sleep here?”

“Yep,” I responded. “Top shelf of the cooler. It’s soooo comfy!”

He hmmfed, possibly not completely sure if I was joking, then tilted his head. “You look nice,” he stated with a frown, in the same way someone might say, “My cat has worms.”

“Um. Thanks…?”

He came to peer over my shoulder. “Dividing fractions, huh?”

“Yeah, and it fucking sucks ass,” I snarled.

“‘Ours is not to reason why, just invert and multiply,’” he intoned. I stared at him blankly. He seized a sheet of paper from the printer, snagged a pencil from the cup by the computer, and proceeded to scrawl numbers. “My dad was a math whiz, taught me all sorts of tricks. See, it’s the same as multiplying, but you have to flip it.” His pencil flew across the paper as I stared. “So, dividing nine by one third is the same as multiplying it by three. See?”

I peered down at the numbers, and suddenly something miraculous occurred.

I understood it.

“Holy shit, Nick. That’s easy!”

He grinned. “You just have to know how to look at it.”

“Yeah, well that’s my problem,” I said, grimacing. “I usually don’t even know where to start looking.”

He plopped into the seat beside me. “I’ll tutor you if you want.”

I gave him a doubtful look. “I can’t really afford to pay—”

He waved a hand. “Nah, I’ll do it gratis.”

I started to ask him why, but stopped myself. Hell, if he was willing to tutor me for free, I wasn’t about to argue. Nick the Prick was getting less and less prickish the longer I knew him.

Then again, I knew that there’d be some sort of catch. After all, this was Nick. Okay, so the number one catch would be that I’d have to spend lots of time with Nick. But for now, I could live with it. I hoped. ’Cause I needed all the help I could get.