Castle Murders

Twenty-six Gaming Room

The whole gang was on hand, talking, laughing, gaming.

The windows opened to the castle's "real" world, and mullioned glass doors led out to a balcony that provided a spectacular view of the Plains of Baranthe, now steeped in the light of a full moon.

Thaxton and Dalton were playing chess. So were Gene and Goofus. The chess pieces were big enough for Goofus to get a good but delicate grip on them with his teeth.

Gene castled. Goofus moved his queen's bishop up for a daring gambit.

M. DuQuesne looked on with amazement. "That is one intelligent animal."

"I dunno about that," Gene said. "He's only beat me once."

Dalton looked up at his partner. "You suspected Arl from the very first, didn't you?"

"Yes. The first thing he said when he saw the body was, _What do you know of this?' Not _What happened?' or _How did he die?' Subtle difference, there, and at first I thought I might be imaginin' things, but I got the feeling he knew more than he was telling."

"Remarkable. I wonder what his fate will be."

"The rope, I suspect."

"You think?"

"If they don't give him a bloody medal. Oren was a monster. No one's going to be mournin' the blighter."

"Still, murder is murder."

"And murder will out. _Out, damned spot' and all that sort of rot. And a bit of _O they're hangin' Danny Deever in the mornin'.'"

"I must say, you've a cheery outlook on this sort of thing."

"Oh, well, it was a bit of fun, and we all had a jolly good laugh. Actually, old boy, I owe it all to you."

"Eh? How's that?"

"Well, if it hadn't been for Dorcas Bagby, I wouldn't have found Baldor of the Cairn next to her in the B's."

"Message for Mr. Thaxton!"

A young page rushed to Thaxton had handed him a wax-sealed envelope.

"Thanks, m'lad." Thaxton looked at the seal. "The king's signet. Well, I wonder what ―"

Everyone crowded around as Thaxton read the note.

Dalton drummed the table with his fingers. "Well? For pity's sake, Thaxton."

Thaxton said, "Seems I'm bein' elevated to the peerage."

"Really!"

"That's wonderful," Linda said, pecking his cheek.

"Congratulations," Gene said. "What rank?"

"Lord."

"Is that high?"

"Oh, I don't really know. It's not a rank in itself, I don't think. It's a rather general title. It comes with no estate, so it's nothin' more than an honorific."

"You mean I'll have to call you _Lord Thaxton' from now on?" Dalton said.

"Well, as there's no hereditary title or estate, the usual custom is to use the given name."

"You know," Dalton said, "this is extremely odd, but I don't know your given name. If you've told me, I've forgotten."

"It's Peter."

"So your title would be _Lord Peter'?"

"That's right, old man. But don't feel obligated to use it. I'm not one for puttin' on airs."

Dalton eyed him at an angle. "Any reason why you're suddenly dropping your g's?"

"Am I?"

Dalton moved his knight. "Check. And, I believe, mate."

Thaxton surveyed the board. "So it is. Good game, old man."

"Really. Now, usually you get good and mad."

"Do I? Sorry. Well, I need a bit of air."

Out on the balcony, Thaxton breathed deeply. The air was cool, fresh, unpolluted. It was a balmy spring night. The moon ― bigger and with different markings than Earth's ― hung like a beneficent smiling face in the sky. The castle was spread out below, vast and mysterious in the moonglow.

Leaning against the balustrade, Thaxton laughed into the night.

"Bloody marvelous."