It took us four hours to make it into King’s X. Bult’s pony keeled over twice and wouldn’t get up, and when we got there, Ev was waiting out at the stable to ask us when we were going to start on the expedition. Carson gave him an inappropriate-in-tone-and-manner answer.
“I know you just got back and have to file your reports and everything,” Ev said.
“And eat,” Carson muttered, limping around his pony, “and sleep. And kill me a scout.”
“It’s just that I’m so excited to see Boohte,” Ev said. “I still can’t believe I’m really here, talking to—”
“I know, I know,” I said, unloading the computer. “Findriddy and Carson, the famous surveyors.”
“Where’s Bult?” Carson asked, unstrapping his camera from his pony’s saddlebone. “And why isn’t he out here to unload his pony?”
Evelyn handed Carson Bult’s log. “He said to tell you these are the fines from the trip in.”
“He wasn’t on the trip in,” Carson said, glaring at the log. “What on hell are these? ‘Destruction of indigenous flora.’ ‘Damage to sand formations.’ ‘Pollution of atmosphere.’ ”
I grabbed the log away from Carson. “Did Bult give you directions back to King’s X?”
“Yes,” Ev said. “Did I do something wrong?”
“Wrong?!” Carson spluttered. “Wrong?!”
“Don’t get in a sweat,” I said. “Bult can’t fine Ev til he’s a member of the expedition.”
“But I don’t understand,” Ev said. “What did I do wrong? All I did was drive the rover—”
“Stir up dust, make tire tracks,” Carson said, “emit exhaust—”
“Wheeled vehicles aren’t allowed off government property,” I explained to Ev, who was looking amazed.
“Then how do you get around?” he asked.
“We don’t,” Carson said, glaring at Bult’s pony, which looked like it was getting ready to keel over again. “Explain it to him, Fin.”
I was too tired to explain anything, least of all Big Brother’s notion of how to survey a planet. “You tell him about the fines while I go get this straightened out with Bult,” I said, and went across the compound to the gate area.
In my log, there’s nothing worse than working for a government with the guilts. All we were doing on Boohte was surveying the planet, but Big Brother didn’t want anybody accusing them of “ruthless imperialist expansion” and riding roughshod over the indidges the way they did when they colonized America.
So they set up all these rules to “preserve planetary ecosystems” (which was supposed to mean we weren’t allowed to build dams or kill the local fauna) and “protect indigenous cultures from technological contamination” (which was supposed to mean we couldn’t give ’em firewater and guns), and stiff fines for breaking the rules.
Which is where they made their first mistake, because they paid the fines to the indidges, and Bult and his tribe knew a good thing when they saw it, and before you know it we’re being fined for making footprints, and Bult’s buying technological contamination right and left with the proceeds.
I figured he’d be in the gate area, up to his second knee joint in stuff he’d bought, and I was right. When I opened the door, he was prying open a crate of umbrellas.
“Bult, you can’t charge us with fines the rover incurred,” I said.
He pulled out an umbrella and examined it. It was the collapsible kind. He held the umbrella out in front of him and pushed a button. Lights came on around the rim. “Destruction of land surface,” he said.
I held out his log to him. “You know the regs. The expedition is not responsible for violations committed by any person not an official member of the expedition.’ ”
He was still messing with the buttons. The lights went off. “Bult member,” he said, and the umbrella shot out and open, barely missing my stomach.
“Watch it!” I jumped back. “You can’t incur fines, Bult.”
Bult put down the umbrella and opened a big box of dice, which would make Carson happy. His favorite occupation, next to blaming me, is shooting craps.
“Indidges can’t incur fines!” I said.
“Inappropriate tone and manner,” he said.
I was too tired for this, too, and I still had the reports and the whereabouts to do. I left him unpacking a box of shower curtains and went across to the mess.
I opened the door. “Honey, I’m home,” I called.
“Hello!” C.J. sang out cheerfully from the kitchen, which was a switch. “How was your expedition?”
She appeared in the doorway, smiling and wiping her hands on a towel. She was all done up, clean face and fixed-up hair and a shirt that was open down to thirty degrees north. “Dinner’s almost ready,” she said brightly, and then stopped and looked around. “Where’s Evelyn?”
“Out in the stable,” I said, dumping my stuff on a chair, “talking to Carson, the planetary surveyor. Did you know we’re famous?”
“You’re filthy,” she said. “And you’re late. What on hell took you so long? Dinner’s cold. I had it ready two hours ago.” She jabbed a finger at my stuff. “Get that dirty pack off the furniture. It’s bad enough putting up with dust tantrums without you two dragging in dirt.”
I sat down and propped my legs up on the table. “And how was your day, sweetheart?” I said. “Get a mud puddle named after you? Jump any loaners?”
“Very funny. Evelyn happens to be a very nice young man who understands what it’s like to be all alone on a planet for weeks at a time with nobody for hundreds of kloms and who knows what dangers lurking out there—”
“Like losing that shirt,” I said.
“You’re not exactly in a position to criticize my clothes,” she said. “When’s the last time you changed yours? What have you been doing, rolling in the mud? And get those boots off the furniture. They’re disgusting!” She smacked my legs with the dish towel.
This was as much fun as talking to Bult. If I was going to be raked over the coals, it might as well be by the experts. I heaved myself out of the chair. “Any pursuants?”
“If you mean official reprimands, there are sixteen. They’re on the computer.” She went back to the kitchen, her shirt flapping. “And get cleaned up. You’re not coming to the table looking like that.”
“Yes, dear,” I said and went over to the console. I fed in the expedition report and took a look at the subsurfaces I’d run in Sector 247-72, and then called up the pursuants.
There were the usual loving messages from Big Brother: we weren’t covering enough sectors, we weren’t giving enough f-and-f indigenous names, we were incurring too many fines.
“Pursuant to language used by members of survey expeditions, such members will refrain from using derogatory terms in reference to the government, in particular, abbreviations and slang terms such as ‘Big Brother’ and ‘morons back home.’ Such references imply lack of respect, thereby undermining relations with the indigenous sentients and obstructing the government’s goals. Members of survey expeditions will henceforth refer to the government by its proper title in full.”
Evelyn and Carson came in. “Anything interesting?” Carson asked, leaning over me.
“We’re wearing our mikes turned up too high,” I said.
He clapped me on the shoulder. “I’m gonna go check the weather and then take a bath,” he said.
I nodded, looking at the screen. He left, and I started through the pursuants again and then looked back behind me. Ev was leaning over me, his chin practically on my shoulder.
“Do you mind if I watch?” he said. “It’s so exc—”
“I know, I know,” I said. “There’s nothing more exciting than reading a bunch of memos from Big Brother. Oh. Sorry,” I said, pointing at the screen, “we’re not supposed to call them that. We’re supposed to use appropriate titles. There’s nothing more exciting than reading memos from the Third Reich.”
Ev grinned, and I thought, Yep, smarter than he looks.
“Fin,” C.J. called from the door of the mess. She’d unstripped her blouse another ten degrees. “Can I borrow Evelyn for a minute?”
“You bet, Crissa Jane,” I said.
She glared at me.
“That’s what C.J. stands for, you know,” I said to Ev. “Crissa Jane Tull. You’ll need to remember that for when we go on expedition.”
“Fin!” she snapped. “Ev,” she said sweetly, “can you come help me with dinner?”
“Sure,” Ev said and was after her like a shot. All right, not that much smarter.
I went back to the pursuants. We weren’t showing “proper respect for indigenous cultural integrity,” which meant who knows what, we hadn’t filled out Subsection 12-2 of the minerals report for Expedition 158, we had left two gaps of uncharted territory on Expedition 162, one in Sector 248-76 and the other in Sector 246-73.
I knew what the 246-73 gap was but not the other one, and I doubted if it was still a gap. We’d been over a lot of the same territory the next-to-last expedition.
I called up the topographicals and asked for a chart overlay. Big Bro—Hizzoner was right for once. There were two holes in the chart.
Carson came in, carrying a towel and a clean pair of socks. “We fired yet?”
“Just about,” I said. “How’s the weather look?”
“Rain down in the Ponypiles start of next week. Otherwise, nothing. Not even a dust tantrum. Looks like we can go anywhere we want.”
“What about in charted territory? Up along 76?”
“Same thing. Clear and dry. Why?” he said, coming over to look at the screen. “What’ve you got?”
“I don’t know yet,” I said. “Probably nothing. Go get cleaned up.”
He went off toward the latrine. Sector 248-76. That was over on the other side of the Tongue and, if I remembered right, close to Silvershim Creek. I frowned at the screen a minute and then asked for Expedition 181’s log and started fast-forwarding it.
“Is that the expedition you were just on?” Ev said, and I jerked around to find him hanging over me again.
“I thought you were helping C.J. in the kitchen,” I said, cutting the log off.
He grinned. “It’s too hot in there. Were you sending the log of the expedition to NASA?”
I shook my head. “The log goes out live. It transmits straight to C.J. and she sends it on through the gate. I was just finishing up the expedition summary.”
“Do you send all the reports?”
“Nope. Carson sends the topographicals and the f-and-f; I send the geologicals and the accountings.” I asked for the tally of Bult’s fines.
Ev looked uneasy. “I wanted to apologize to you for driving the rover. I didn’t know it was against regs to use nonindigenous transportation. The last thing I wanted to do on my first day was to get you and Dr. Carson in trouble.”
“Don’t worry about it. We still had wages left over this expedition, which is better than we’ve made out the last two. The only things that really get you in trouble are killing fauna and naming something after somebody,” I said, staring at him, but he didn’t look especially guilty. C.J. must not have gotten around to her sales pitch yet.
“Anyway,” I said, “we’re used to trouble.”
“I know,” he said earnestly. “Like the time you got caught in the stampede and nearly got trampled, and Dr. Carson rescued you.”
“How’d you know about that?” I asked.
“Are you kidding? You’re—”
“Famous. Right,” I said. “But how—”
“Evelyn,” C.J. called, dripping honey with every syllable, “can you help me set the table?” and he was off again.
I got 181’s log again and then changed my mind and asked for the whereabouts. I checked them for the two times we’d been in Sector 248-76. Wulfmeier’d been on Starting Gate both times, which didn’t prove anything. I asked for a verify on him.
“Nahhd khompt,” Bult said.
I looked up. He was standing next to the computer, pointing his umbrella at me.
“I need the computer, too,” I said, and he reached for his log. “Besides, it’s almost dinnertime.”
“Nahhd tchopp,” he said, moving around behind me so he could see the screen. “Forcible confiscation of property.”
“That’s what it is, all right,” I said, wondering which was worse, being stuck with his bayonet of an umbrella or another fine. Besides, I couldn’t find out what I needed to know with all these people hanging over my shoulder. And dinner was ready. Evelyn pushed the kitchen door open with his shoulder and brought out a platter of meat. I asked for the catalog.
“Here you go,” I said, standing up. “Nieman Marcus at your disposal. Go at it. Tchopp.”
Bult sat down, shot his umbrella open, and started talking to the computer. “One dozen pair digiscan polarized field glasses,” he said, “with telemetry and object enhancement functions.”
Ev stared.
“One ‘High Rollers Special’ slot machine,” Bult said.
Ev came over with the platter. “Bult can speak English?” he said.
I grabbed a chunk of meat. “Depends. When he’s ordering stuff, yeah. When you’re talking to him, not much. When you’re trying to negotiate satellite surveys or permission to set up a gate, no hablo inglais.” I grabbed another hunk of meat.
“Stop that!” C.J. said, bringing in the vegetables. “Honestly, Fin, you’ve got the manners of a gatecrasher! You could at least wait till we get to the table!” She set the vegetables down. “Carson! Dinner’s ready!” she called and went back into the kitchen.
He came in, wiping his hands on a towel. He’d washed up and shaved around his mustache. He came over close to me. “Find anything?” he muttered.
“Maybe.”
Ev, still holding the meat platter, was looking at me inquiringly.
I said, “I found out those binocs you lost are gonna cost us three hundred.”
“I lost?” Carson said. “You’re the one who lost ’em. I laid ’em right next to your pack. Why on hell’s it three hundred?”
“Possible technological contamination,” I said. “If they turn up on an indidge it’ll be five hundred you lost us.”
“I lost us!” he said.
C.J. came in, carrying a bowl of rice. She’d switched her shirt for one with even lower coordinates, and lights around the edges like the ones on Bult’s umbrella.
“You were the one in a hurry to get back here and meet Evelyn,” I said. I pulled a chair out from the table, stepped over it, and sat down.
He grabbed the platter out of Ev’s hands. “Five hundred. My shit!” He set the platter on the table. “How much were the rest of the fines?”
“I don’t know,” I said. “I haven’t tallied ’em yet.”
“Well, what on hell were you doing all this time?” He sat down. “It’s plain to see you weren’t taking a bath.”
“C.J.’s cleaned up enough for both of us,” I said. “What’re the lights for?” I asked her.
Carson grinned. “They’re like those landing strip beacons, so you can find your way down.”
C.J. ignored him. “You sit here by me, Evelyn.”
He pulled out her chair, and she sat down, managing to lean over so we could all see the runway.
Ev sat down next to her. “I can’t believe I’m actually eating dinner with Carson and Findriddy! Tell me about your expedition. I’ll bet you had a lot of adventures.”
“Well,” Carson said, “Fin lost the binocs.”
“Have you decided when we leave on the next expedition yet?” Ev asked.
Carson gave me a look. “Not yet,” I said. “A few days, probably.”
“Oh, good,” C.J. crooned, leaning in Ev’s direction. “That’ll give us more time to get to know each other.” She latched onto his arm.
“Is there anything I can do to help so we can leave sooner?” Ev said. “Loading the ponies or something? I’m just so eager to get started.”
C.J. dropped his arm in disgust. “So you can spend three weeks sleeping on the ground and listening to these two?”
“Are you kidding?” he said. “I put in four years ago for the chance to go on an expedition with Carson and Findriddy! What’s it like, being on the survey team with them?”
“What’s it like?” She glared at us. “They’re rude, they’re dirty, they break every rule in the book, and don’t let all their bickering fool you—they’re just like that.” She crossed one finger over another. “Nobody has a chance against the two of them.”
“I know,” Ev said. “On the pop-ups they—”
“What are these pop-ups?” I said. “Some kind of holo?”
“They’re DHVs,” Ev said, as if that explained everything. “There’s a whole series of them about you and Carson and Bult.” He stopped and looked around at Bult hunched over the computer under his umbrella. “Doesn’t Bult eat with you?”
“He’s not allowed to,” Carson said, helping himself to the meat.
“Regs,” I said. “Cultural contamination. Asking him to eat at a table and use silverware is imperialistic. We might corrupt him with Earth foods and table manners.”
“Small chance of that,” C.J. said, taking the meat platter away from Carson. “You two don’t have any table manners.”
“So while we eat,” Carson said, plopping potatoes on his plate, “he sits there ordering demitasse cups and place settings for twelve. Nobody ever said Big Brother was big on logic.”
“Not Big Brother,” I said, shaking my finger at Carson. “Pursuant to our latest reprimand, members of the expedition will henceforth refer to the government by its appropriate title.”
“What, Idiots Incorporated?” Carson said. “What other brilliant orders did they come up with?”
“They want us to cover more territory. And they disallowed one of our names. Green Creek.”
Carson looked up from his plate. “What on hell’s wrong with Green Creek?”
“There’s a senator named Green on the Ways and Means Committee. They couldn’t prove any connection, though, so they just fined us the minimum.”
“There’re people named Hill and River, too,” Carson said. “If one of them gets on the committee, what on hell do we do then?”
“I think it’s ridiculous that you can’t name things after people,” C.J. said. “Don’t you, Evelyn?”
“Why can’t you?” Ev asked.
“Regs,” I said. “ ‘Pursuant to the practice of naming geological formations, waterways, etc., after surveyors, government officials, historical personages, etc., said practice is indicative of oppressive colonialist attitudes and lack of respect for indigenous cultural traditions, etc., etc.’ Hand the meat over.”
C.J.’d picked up the platter, but she didn’t pass it. “Oppressive! It is not. Why shouldn’t we have something named after us? We’re the ones stuck on this horrible planet all alone in uncharted territory for months at a time and with who knows what dangers lurking. We should get something.”
Carson and I have heard this pitch a hundred or so times. She used to try it on us before she decided the loaners were more susceptible.
“There are hundreds of mountains and streams on Boohte. You can’t tell me there isn’t some way you could name one of them after somebody. I mean, the government wouldn’t even notice.”
Well, she’s wrong there. Their Imperial Majesties check every single name, and even if all we tried to sneak past them was a bug named C.J., we could get tossed off Boohte.
“There’s a way you can get something named after you, C.J.,” Carson said. “Why didn’t you say you were interested?”
C.J. narrowed her eyes. “How?”
“Remember Stewart? He was one of the first pair of scouts on Boohte,” he explained to Ev. “Got caught in a flash flood and swept smack into a hill. Stewart’s Hill, they named it. In memoriam. All you’ve got to do is take the heli out tomorrow and point it at whatever you want named after you, and—”
“Very funny,” C.J. said. “I’m serious about this,” she said to Ev. “Don’t you think it’s natural to want to have some sign that you’ve been here, so after you’re gone you won’t be forgotten, some monument to what you’ve done?”
“My shit,” Carson said, “if you’re talking about doing stuff, Fin and I are the ones who should have something named after us! How about it, Fin? You want me to name something after you?”
“What would I do with it? What I want is the meat!” I held out my hands for it, but nobody paid any attention.
“Findriddy Lake,” Carson said. “Fin Mesa.”
“Findriddy Swamp,” C.J. said.
It was time to change the subject, or I was never going to get any meat. “So, Ev,” I said. “You’re a sexozoologist.”
“Socioexozoologist,” he said. “I study instinctive mating behaviors in extraterrestrial species. Courtship rituals and sexual behaviors.”
“Well, you’ve come to the right place,” Carson said. “C.J.—”
C.J. cut in, “Tell me about some of the interesting species you’ve studied.”
“Well, they’re all interesting, really. Most animal behaviors are instinctive, they’re hardwired in, but reproductive behavior is really complicated. It’s part hardwiring, part survival strategies, and the combination produces all these variables. The charlizards on Ottiyal mate inside the crater of an active volcano, and there’s a Terran species, the bowerbird, which constructs an elaborate bower fifty times his size and then decorates it with orchids and berries to attract the female.”
“Some nest,” I said.
“Oh, but it’s not the nest,” Ev said. “The nest is built in front of the bower, and it’s quite ordinary. The bower is just for courtship. Sentients are even more interesting. The Inkicce males cut off their toes to impress the female. And the Opantis’ courtship ritual—they’re the indigenous sentients on Jevo—takes six months. The Opanti female sets a series of difficult tasks the male must perform before she allows him to mate with her.”
“Just like C.J.,” I said. “What kind of tasks do these Opantis have to do for the females? Name rivers after them?”
“The tasks vary, but they’re usually the giving of tokens of esteem, proofs of valor, feats of strength.”
“How come the male’s always the one who has to do all the courting?” Carson said. “Giving ’em candy and flowers, proving they’re tough, building bowers while the female just sits there making up her mind.”
“Because the male is concerned only with mating,” Ev said. “The female is concerned with ensuring the optimum survival of her offspring, which means she needs a strong mate or a smart one. The male doesn’t do all the courting, though. The females send out response signals to encourage and attract the males.”
“Like landing lights?” I said.
C.J. glared at me.
“Without those signals, the courtship ritual breaks down and can’t be completed,” Ev said.
“I’ll keep that in mind,” Carson said. He pushed back from the table. “Fin, if we’re gonna start in two days, we’d better take a look at the map. I’ll go get the new topographicals.” He went out.
C.J. cleared off the table, and I threw Bult off the computer and set up the map, filling in the two holes with extrapolated topographies before I went back over to the table.
Ev was bending over the map. “Is that the Wall?” he said, pointing at the Tongue.
“Nope. That’s the Tongue. That’s the Wall,” I said, sticking my hand in the middle of the holo to show him its course.
“I hadn’t realized it was so long,” he said wonderingly, tracing its meandering course along the Tongue and into the Ponypiles. “Which part is uncharted territory?”
“The blank part,” I said, looking at the huge western expanse of the map. The charted area looked like a drop in the bucket.
Carson came back in and called Bult and his umbrella over, and we discussed routes.
“We haven’t mapped any of the northern tributaries of the Tongue,” Carson said, circling an area in light marker. “Where can we cross the Wall, Bult?”
Bult leaned over the table and pointed stiffly at two different places, making sure his finger didn’t go into the holo.
“If we cross down here,” I said, taking the marker away from Carson, “we can cut across here and follow Blacksand Ridge up.” I lit a line up to Sector 248-76 and through the hole. “What do you think?”
Bult pointed at the other break in the Wall, holding his hinged finger well above the table. “Fahtsser wye.”
I looked across at Carson. “What do you think?”
He looked steadily back at me.
“Will we get to see the trees that have the silver leaves?” Ev said.
“Maybe,” Carson said, still looking at me. “Either way looks good to me,” he said to Bult. “I’ll have to check on the weather and see which one’ll work. It looks like there’s a lot of rain down here.” He poked his finger at the route Bult’d marked. “And we’ll have to run terrains. Fin, you want to do that?”
“You bet,” I said.
“I’ll check the weather, and see if we can work a route through some silvershims for Evie here.”
He went out. “Can I watch you run the terrains?” Ev asked me.
“You bet,” I said. I went over to the computer.
Bult was on it again, hunched under his umbrella, buying a roulette wheel.
“I’ve got to figure the easiest route,” I said. “You can come back to the mall when I’m done.”
He got out his log. “Discriminatory practices,” he said.
That was a new one. “Why all these fines, Bult?” I said. “You saving up to buy a—” I was about to say “casino” but the last thing I wanted to do was give him any ideas. “To buy something big?” I ended up.
He reached for his log again.
“I need the computer if you want me to enter those fines you ran up with the rover today,” I said.
He hesitated, wondering whether fining me for “attempt to bribe indigenous scout” would be worth more than the rover’s fines, and then unfolded himself joint by joint and let me sit down.
I stared at the screen. There was no point in running terrains when I already knew the route I wanted, and I couldn’t look at the log with Bult and Ev there either. I started tallying the fines.
After a few minutes C.J. came in and dragged Ev off to convince him Big Brother wouldn’t catch him if he named one of the hills Mount C.J., but Bult was still hovering behind me, his umbrella aimed at my back.
“Don’t you need to go unpack all those umbrellas and shower curtains you bought?” I said, but he didn’t budge.
I had to wait till everybody was bedded down, including C.J., who’d flounced into her bunk in a hide-nothing nightie and then leaned out to say good night to Ev and give him one last eyeful, before I could take a look at that log.
I figured Bult would be in the gate area, unpacking his purchases, but he wasn’t. Which meant he was still “tchopping,” and I’d never get time alone on the computer. But he wasn’t in the mess either.
I checked the kitchen and then started over to the stables. Halfway there I caught sight of a half circle of lights out by the ridge. I didn’t have any notion of what he was doing clear out there—probably trying to collect fines from the luggage, but at least he wasn’t hogging the computer.
I walked out far enough to make sure it was him and not just his umbrella and then went back into the mess and asked Starting Gate for a verify on Wulfmeier. I got it, which didn’t mean anything either. Bult could make more selling fake verifies than he makes off us.
I asked for a trace, then checked on the rest of the gatecrashers. We had beacons on Miller and Abeyta, and Shoudamire was in the brig on the Powell, which left Karadjk and Redfox. They were out on the Arm. The trace showed Wulfmeier on Dazil until yesterday afternoon. I thought about it, and then asked for the log and frame-by-frame coordinates and leaned back to watch it.
I’d been right. Sector 248-76 was next to the Wall, about twenty kloms down from where we’d crossed, an area of grayish igneous hills covered with knee-high scourbrush, which was probably the reason we’d skirted it.
I asked for an aerial. C.J.’d sideswiped 248-76 on one of her trips home. I put privacies on and asked for visuals. It looked the way I remembered it—hills and scourbrush, a few roadkill. The visual said finegrained schist with phyllosilicates all the way down. I asked for the earlier log. That expedition we were south of it. It was hills and scourbrush on that end, too.
The schist we’d found on Boohte wasn’t gold-bearing, and there were no signs of salt or drainage anomalies, so it wasn’t an anticline. And we’d had good reasons for missing it both times—the first time we’d been following the Wall, looking for a break, and the second time we were trying to avoid 246-73. I couldn’t see any indications either time that Bult was avoiding it. Even if he was, it was probably because the ponies would balk at the steepness of the hills.
On the other hand, we’d gone right by it twice, and you could hide almost anything in those hills. Including a gate.
I erased my transactions, took the privacies off, and walked back to the bunkhouse to talk to Carson.
Ev was leaning against the door. He looked so sappy-eyed and relaxed I wondered if C.J.’d broken down and given him a jump. She used to and then tried to get the loaners to name something for her afterward, but half the time they forgot, and she decided it worked better the other way around. But I figured the way she was looking at him at dinner it was just possible.
“What are you doing out here?” I asked him.
“I couldn’t sleep,” he said, looking out in the direction of the ridge. “I still can’t convince myself I’m really here. It’s beautiful.”
He had that right. All three of Boohte’s moons were up, strung out in a row like an expedition and turning the ridge a purplish-blue. I leaned against the other side of the door.
“What’s it like, out in uncharted territory?” he said.
“It’s like those mating customs of yours,” I said. “Part instinct, part survival strategies, way too many variables. Mostly, it’s a lot of dust and triangulations,” I said, even though I knew he wouldn’t believe me. “And ponypiles.”
“I can’t wait,” he said.
“Then you’d better be getting to bed,” I said, but he didn’t move.
“Did you know a lot of species perform their courtship rituals by moonlight?” he said. “Like the whippoorwill and the Antarrean cow-frog.”
“And teenagers,” I said, and yawned. “We’d better be getting to bed. We’ve got a lot to do in the morning.”
“I don’t think I could sleep,” he said, still with that dopey look. I began to wonder if I’d been wrong about him being all that smart.
“I saw the vids, but they don’t do it justice,” he said, looking at me. “I had no idea everything would be so beautiful.”
“You should be using that line on C.J. and her nightie,” Carson said, poking his head around the door. He was wearing his liner and his boots. “What on hell’s going on out here?”
“I was telling Ev how he’d better get to bed so we can start in the morning,” I said, looking at Carson.
“Really?” Ev said. The sappy-eyed look disappeared. “Tomorrow?”
“Sunup,” I said, “so you’d better get back to your bunk. It’s the last chance you’ll have at a mattress for two weeks,” but he didn’t show any signs of leaving, and I couldn’t talk to Carson with him hanging over me.
“Where are we going?”
“Uncharted territory,” I said. “But you’ll be asleep in the saddlebone and miss it if you don’t get to bed.”
“Oh, I couldn’t possibly sleep now!” he said, gazing out at the ridge. “I’m too excited!”
“You’d better pack your gear then,” Carson said.
“I’m all packed.”
C.J. came out, pulling a hide-nothing robe on over her nightie.
“We’re leaving at sunup,” I told her.
“Oh, but you can’t go yet,” she said and yanked Ev inside.
Carson motioned me out halfway between the bunkhouse and the stable. “What did you find?”
“A hole in Sector 248-76. We’ve missed it twice, and Bult was leading both times.”
“Fossil strata?”
“No. Metamorphic. It’s probably nothing, but Wulfmeier was on Dazil yesterday afternoon, and verified on Starting Gate. I don’t think he’s either place.”
“What do you think he’s doing? Mining?”
“Maybe. Or using it as headquarters while he looks around.”
“Where’d you say it was?”
“Sector 248-76.”
“My shit,” he said softly. “That’s awfully close to 246-73. If it is Wulfmeier, he’s bound to find it. You’re right. We’d better get out there.” He shook his head. “I wish we weren’t stuck taking this loaner with us. What was he doing out here? Resting between rounds with C.J.?”
“We were discussing mating customs,” I said.
“Sexozoologist!” he said. “Sex can mess up an expedition quicker than anything.”
“Ev can handle C.J. Besides, she’s not going on the expedition.”
“It’s not C.J. I’m worried about.”
“What are you worried about, then? Him trying to name one of the tributaries Crissa Creek? Him building a nest fifty times his size? What?”
“Never mind,” he said and stomped off toward the gate area. “I’ll tell Bult,” he said. “You load the ponies.”