Trailer Park Noir

Ten

By lunchtime, Reznick was finished with the McMurtry novel.

His office was just one square room, with a door in back that led to a long corridor, which led to a restroom used by all the businesses on this side of the block. There was his desk, always a bit of a mess, with his computer and keyboard. Behind it, a low cupboard with a counter on top, and another cupboard above it. In the upper cupboard, he kept a few mugs, a few plates, glasses, bowls; in the lower cupboard, cleaning supplies, paper towels, and a small garbage can, with one drawer just below the counter in which he kept some utensils and cutlery. On the counter beneath the upper cupboards were a coffee maker – it was on now and the whole room smelled of coffee – a microwave, a small refrigerator, and a sink, with a roll of paper towels hanging over it. There were a couple metal filing cabinets, a small closet. He had two framed posters hanging on the walls – one of The Scream, the other of Starry Night.

It wasn’t much, but it was all he could afford at the moment. Anderson wasn’t the ideal location – Redding would have been better. But it was cheaper here, and right now, that was more important.

He’d eaten no breakfast – he hadn’t been hungry – but now his stomach purred and gurgled and let him know it was time to eat.

A new barbecue place had opened two doors down, just the other side of Bea’s Beauty Parlor. Barbecue sounded good, and he decided to give it a try. Normally, he brought his own lunch, but he didn’t feel like taking the time to make one that morning.

He didn’t bother locking the office. He turned right outside his door and moved through an area of vile odors emanating from the beauty parlor, into an invisible cloud made up of the tangy aroma of barbecue. Reznick tilted his head back a bit, breathed in deep through his nose, then out through his mouth. He looked at the words painted on the glass in front of the small take-out joint: UNCLE LEROY’S HOMEMADE BARBECUE.

Specials were posted on a board that rested on a tripod just outside the glass door. The door had a flat metal bar across the front of it, just like the door of Reznick’s office. He pushed through the door, stepped inside, and released a pleasant sigh.

The aroma was thick inside. Behind the front counter were tri-tips on a spit over a grill that held chicken and ribs, and a large pot. Behind the counter stood a tall black man in a long white apron over a white T-shirt. His short black hair was sprinkled with white.

“Hello, there,” Reznick said.

“Hello to you,” the man said, smiling.

“Are you Uncle Leroy?”

“That’s me, all right.”

Reznick shook his head and smiled. “I’ll tell ya – I don’t think I’ve ever smelled better barbecue in my life.”

“Well, if I do say so myself, it tastes as good as it smells. What do you have a hankerin’ for today?”

“I think ribs sound really good.”

“Ribs it is. Ribs for one?”

“Yes.”

Leroy turned around and unrolled some aluminum foil.

“You’ve only been open a couple days, right?” Reznick said.

“Three days.”

“How’s business so far?”

Leroy put some ribs on the foil and wrapped them up. “Truth be told, I’ll be outta here in two weeks, it don’t get any better soon.” He put the ribs in a white paper bag. “You get two sides with that. I got mashed ‘taters and gravy, I got coleslaw, which I made this mornin’, I got a green salad that’s just so-so, I’m afraid, and mister, I got baked beans my momma made that’ll take you outta your body.”

Reznick laughed. “Let’s see, give me… some coleslaw and some of those metaphysical baked beans.”

Leroy laughed then.

While Leroy went to the refrigerator for the coleslaw, Reznick said, “What’s wrong with us, Leroy? What happened? We’re two guys who are good at what we do, and all we want to do is sell our services and make an honest living. Right? Isn’t that what America is all about? So how did we end up here, short of customers? Huh? What do we have to do? I read online this morning about that serial killer – have you heard about this?”

“No, I don’t think so,” Leroy said as he put the Styrofoam container of slaw in the white bag.

“He’s the one who built a shack out in the woods and had all those women he’d killed sitting up in a row in that shack. He’d cut their throats and watched them die. Then he’d had sex with them. I mean, Leroy, can you imagine anything more horrible, anything more barbaric? But now they’re making a movie about him.”

Leroy scooped baked beans from the pot into a Styrofoam container.

Reznick said, “Now, you and me, Leroy, they’ll never make a movie about us. Nobody’ll ever write a book about you or me. But go to the bookstores and the shelves are filled with books about men who kill their wives and women who kill their husbands, or their children – and people eat them up with a spoon. And you and me, Leroy… we can’t make a buck. So what’s wrong? Huh? Hey. I’ve got an idea. Do you have any business cards, Leroy?”

“Yes, I do, I just had ‘em made up.”

“Tell you what,” Reznick said. “We’ll trade business cards, you and me, and we’ll hand them out to people. What do you say? It’s always easier to talk up somebody else, right? And we’ll actively try to get rid of them, okay?”

Leroy frowned for a moment. “Are you serious?”

“Sure, I’m serious. Of course, if you’re not interested, you just say so, and no harm done. But I think we might be able to stir up some business for each other.”

The frown relaxed and Leroy smiled. “I’m sorry, but I don’t even know your name, or-or what kind of business you’re in.”

“Oh, yeah, you don’t, do you?” Reznick reached under his coat and produced a single business card. “Marcus Reznick of Reznick Investigations. I’m a private investigator. Call me Marc. I’m just two doors down.”

“A real private investigator, how about that. What’s your specialty?”

“At the moment, it’s divorce cases. But I also find people, find things, follow people, do thorough background checks. I’ll even serve papers, I’m not proud. I’m reasonably priced, totally confidential, and I’ve been in the business since I was a kid. It’s second nature to me.”

“You got yourself a deal, Mr. Detective. Hang on.” Leroy hurried down the counter in the long, narrow room, and disappeared through a door in the back. He came back a moment later with a thick stack of business cards. He handed them to Reznick and said, “There you go.”

“Thank you. And I’ll go get some of mine and bring them to you.”

“That’s a good idea, Marc.”

“Hey, what the hell, it can’t hurt.”

Reznick paid the bill for his lunch and left Uncle Leroy’s Homemade Barbecue. He walked back down to his office. A hot, smothering breeze had blown up while he’d been getting his lunch – it was like some darting, invisible mythological creature that sucked the breath from its victims’ lungs, leaving two scorched husks. He stepped up to the door of the office and found someone seated in the chair facing his desk. The person’s back was to him until he pushed the glass door open, then he stood and turned.

“I hope you don’t mind me comin’ in here and waitin’ for ya,” the man said.

“No, not at all,” Reznick said. “In fact, I’m glad you did.”

He was built like some kind of comic book superhero – his muscles seemed to have muscles. But he didn’t quite look like a body builder. Reznick guessed he was in construction, or the timber industry, something like that. His short hair had a sandy color, and he had one of those mustaches that drop down from the corners of the mouth to the edge of the jaw on each side of the chin. He wore work boots, jeans, a long sleeve plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the front unbuttoned, with one of those shoulder-strap undershirts on under it.

“Are you Mr. Reznick?”

“Yes. What’s your name?”

“My name’s Morris Carey, but everybody calls me Mo.”

“Have a seat.”

Reznick went behind his desk and sat down. He put the white bag containing his lunch on the desk. His stomach gurgled.

“Well, Mr. Carey, how can I help you?”

“I’m not sure you can, see, that’s the thing. I never been to no private investigator before, so I don’t even know if this is the kinda thing you handle.”

“Why don’t you let me decide.” Reznick smiled at him.

“Yeah, okay, I can do that. See, it’s my wife.”

“If it’s your wife, Mr. Carey, then I can assure you that it’s the kind of thing a private investigator would handle.”

“Really? Okay, then, I guess I was right in callin’ on you.”

Reznick leaned forward a little, genuinely interested. “Tell me, Mr. Carey – what made you choose me?”

“‘Cause you was in Anderson,” Carey said. “Anderson’s closer to me than Redding. I’m in Happy Valley.”

For a moment, the smile dropped off Reznick’s face. He had a bad memory of Happy Valley – a wooded, rural area west of Anderson – and had not returned there since he’d made that memory. He’d been hired by a couple middle-aged parents who drank too much and probably paid little attention to their children, who wanted him to rescue their son from the bad crowd into which he’d fallen. He’d run away from home, they said, and they wanted him found and brought back. They suspected they knew where he was – they gave him the address. They asked him if he carried a gun, and he said yes. They said he might need it.

Reznick had gone to the address that night, which had been in Happy Valley. It was right off Happy Valley Road – a long gravel driveway led to the house, with glowing windows some distance from the road. There were several cars parked around the house in a big clot. Reznick did not turn down the driveway. He went on and pulled over on a narrow shoulder. He got out of his car, locked it, and crossed the road. He started down the long driveway.

Halfway there, he was accosted by an ugly, familiar smell – a smell like someone painting a car. It was the smell of a meth lab in operation.

“Holy shit,” Reznick muttered.

Reznick was not a coward, and he was willing to take a risk now and then when it was necessary. But he was no idiot. He did not mess with people who had meth labs. He did not mess with the meth freaks.

He turned around and found himself looking down the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun.

“Who the fuck’re you?” the dark figure holding the gun said. That’s all he was, a dark figure with what looked like long straight hair, broad shoulders – and that gun somehow sticking out of the dark, vivid in front of Reznick’s face.

“Marcus Reznick, private investigator. I’m looking for a young man named Rodney Pope. I was told he might be here. His parents want him to come home. I’m not here to make trouble.”

“You a fuckin’ cop?”

“No, not at all, I’m a private investigator, I’m not affiliated with law enforcement in any way. In fact, I usually have an adversarial relationship with them.”

“Stand right where you are.”

“All right.”

The tall shadow moved around him, then poked him in the back with the shotgun. Reznick started walking.

“You get the fuck outta here, you hear me?” the man said.

“Yep.”

“You come back here, I’m gonna be the first one to find ya, and I’m gonna blow you in half, you unnerstand me?”

“I understand perfectly.”

The man moved his face close to Reznick’s ear and said quietly, “I mean it – right the fuck in half.” His breath smelled of garlic.

“You’ll never see me around here again,” Reznick had said.

“You just keep walkin’.”

He’d never walked faster.

Meth-heads were utterly unreasonable and dangerously violent, usually psychotic. Reznick had no intention of getting near any again, and if he suspected he might, he would turn the case down, no matter how much he needed the money.

Rather be poor than dead, he thought.

“Where in Happy Valley?” Reznick said.

“Right off Happy Valley Road.”

Reznick nodded. “A lot of people live right off Happy Valley Road.”

The warm, tangy aroma of the barbecue filled the office. But there was something else – Reznick could smell the baked beans, too. Not as strong as the barbecue, but it was there. It was making his stomach growl its head off.

“Have you had lunch, Mr. Carey?”

“Matter of fact,” Carey said, “I haven’t. This is my lunch hour, but I’m skippin’ it to see you. Is that barbecue you’ve got in that bag?”

“It sure is.”

“‘Cause it’s makin’ me crazy.”

Reznick laughed and said, “Yeah, me, too.” He quickly cleared away most of the top of his desk, then reached into the bag and brought out two dinner rolls wrapped in plastic, the Styrofoam cartons and the foil-wrapped ribs. Also in the bag were napkins, a plastic fork, toothpicks in plastic and a chocolate mint. “I’ll be damned,” he said. “This is a pretty generous order for one.”

Reznick got up and went to the cupboards, got a couple plates, a couple forks, a couple paper towels, and returned to his desk. A few minutes later, the only sound in the office was that of two men eating – teeth tearing meat, lips smacking, forks clacking against plates.

Finally, Reznick said, “Is this the best barbecue you’ve ever had?”

“It’s fuckin’ delicious, if you’ll pardon my French,” Carey said. “Where’d you get it?”

“Two doors down, Uncle Leroy’s Homemade Barbecue. There’s a stack of business cards. When your hands are clean, take a few and pass them out to friends. Stop and get some, take it home for the wife so she doesn’t have to cook.”

“Don’t worry, she probably won’t be around long enough to cook.”

“What’s the problem, Mr. Carey?”

“Oh, you can call me Mo.”

“I’m Marc.”

As they discussed Carey’s problem, they continued to eat.

“The last year or so, see,” Carey said, “my wife Alicia’s been goin’ out with her girlfriends.”

“What do you mean by that?” Reznick said. “Where do they go?”

“Well, she always told me they’d go out to a bar, or maybe to the Win-River Casino. A concert once in a while. Always drinkin’, they always go to a bar or club and drink.”

“Do you have children?”

“We have a little four-year-old girl.”

“Really? And your wife still goes out – how often?”

“Well, that’s the thing, see. At first, it was once every month. Then pretty soon, it started to be once every couple weeks. Then once a week. Now it’s a couple, three times a week, sometimes more.”

“Have you told her you don’t like this?” Reznick said. “Does she know how you feel?”

“Oh, yeah. I’ve tried. That never goes over well. It always turns into a fight.”

“What’s her argument?”

“Her argument? She says we married real young, and we did. Just outta high school, Melanie got pregnant, and we got married. The baby was stillborn. We waited a long time before tryin’ again. I thought the marriage – that we – I thought everything was great, y’know? But somethin’s wrong if she’s doin’ this two-three times a week. I’m afraid she might be gettin’ herself a drinkin’ problem. Mention that to her and she flies into a rage. I think she might be takin’ drugs.”

“Was this sudden,” Reznick said, “or were there warning signs? Can you look back now and see things happening that might have led up to this?”

Carey’s eyebrows were pretty bushy, and they huddled together thickly in the middle of his frown. “Y’know, there have been things, and I’ve noticed all of ‘em, and I’ve even brought a couple up to her, but it was always a mistake.”

“What kind of things?”

“Well… “

Carey was hesitating because that was private stuff, and he was reluctant to discuss it with a stranger.

Reznick’s head bobbed up and down and he said, “I’m sorry, I should’ve pointed out to you by now that everything you say in this office is absolutely confidential. Everything you say stays within these walls. So you shouldn’t be afraid to say anything.”

Carey nodded. “Okay, I’ll buy that. It’s just that – see, these days, most people’re real eager to go on TV and talk about how crazy their families are, y’know? But that’s not the way I was raised. I was raised to keep my dirty laundry off the outdoor line, where it didn’t belong in the first place.”

“That’s very respectable, Mo.”

“Thanks. Course, it ain’t gettin’ me nowhere with my wife.”

“What about your wife, Mo?” Reznick said. “What do you want me to do?”

Carey dipped his roll in the baked beans and took a big bite. He chewed for a while, then said, “Last week, I’m sittin’ at home with our daughter, watchin’ a rerun a some dumb show I didn’t like the first time I saw it, when I realized, why should I do nothin’ while she’s out kickin’ up her heels?”

As Reznick listened, he ate his last rib, and forced himself not to groan happily at the flavor of the barbecue.

“I know all the husbands and boyfriends of her girlfriends, see,” Carey went on. “I figured I’d call ‘em over and we could play poker, or play video games on the X-Box, or somethin’ – anything besides wastin’ another second on television, for cryin’ out loud. So I call the first one – name’s Ted Haker. Him and me went to high school together. We even dabbled in college together over at Shasta College. It wasn’t for me, but Ted went off and got himself a business degree. Now he owns a small chain of electronics stores here in northern California. Ted’s always fulla good stories. He’s dealt with a lot of strange people over the years, and he’s fulla real funny stories. So he’s always fun to have around. So I call Ted. I ask him if he wants to come over and do somethin’. Ted acts kinda funny, and he says, ‘Tonight?’ And I say, ‘Yeah, tonight.’ And after awhile, he says, ‘Okay, yeah, I guess so. What’s Melanie gonna be doin’?’ I thought that was a funny thing for him to ask, and I said, ‘Huh?’ And he said, ‘What’s Melanie gonna be doin’ while we’re playin’ video games?’ And I said, ‘What the hell you talkin’ about, she’s out with your wife and the others.’ And Ted chuckled and said, ‘My wife’s right here with me.’ That’s when I got this cold feelin’ inside. I called the other husbands and chatted, found out their wives were home, too. That feelin’ got worse. That helpless feelin’ you get when you realize something important to you is out of your hands, beyond your control, y’know? Somethin’ that’s not really lost, but that maybe you never had. It’s like bein’ in a earthquake. Ever been in a earthquake, Marc?”

“Yes, I have,” Reznick said.

“It’s a helpless feeling, ain’t it?”

Reznick nodded.

“So is this feelin’ ya get when you know somethin’s real wrong, somethin’ outta your hands. Somethin’ bad.”

He liked to tell a story, this Mo Carey. Reznick wished he would pick things up a bit. “What was your somethin’ bad?” Reznick said.

“Melanie wasn’t out with her friends – she was out with… well… someone else.”

“Any idea who?”

“None.”

“You want me to find out?”

“Yeah, that’s right. On top of her goin’ out so much, she’s been buyin’ stuff. Just things now and then. But they ain’t all that cheap, you know? A dress here, some perfume there. Pricey stuff. And I don’t know where she’s gettin’ the money. Then I got to thinkin’… maybe she ain’t buyin’ ‘em. Maybe somebody’s buyin’ ‘em for her.”

They stopped talking to eat more coleslaw and beans and ribs. Then Carey said, “I don’t know where she goes, but I think her girlfriends do now. I think they’re all in on it, tryin’ to hide it from me.”

“You think she’s seeing another man?” Reznick said.

“What else would she be doin’ at night?”

“You might be surprised how many bad things people can get up to at night without having affairs. You want me to follow her?”

“Yeah. I don’t know when she’ll go out again. Maybe tonight, maybe tomorrow night. She comes home from work, throws somethin’ together for my dinner, feeds the kid, and she’s gone. Usually by six-thirty, seven o’clock. Not every night, but often enough for it to be… well, you know, outrageous. Here she is my wife, and I hardly see her anymore. I pick the baby up on my way home from work – she stays at my mom’s during the day – then go home. I get there ‘bout the same time she does. Before I know it, she’s gone again.”

“Give me your address in Happy Valley, tell me what kinda car she drives,” Reznick said. “I’ll wait for her to leave, then I’ll follow her. I’d also like a picture of her, if you have one.”

Carey stopped eating and wiped his hands and face on the paper towel. He took his wallet from his back pocket and started looking for a picture.

“What kind of work you do, Mo?”

“Construction. I’m workin’ on the new jailhouse in Redding.”

“Ah. And your wife?”

“She works in a dentist’s office.” He handed Reznick a picture of Mrs. Carey.

“What’s her name?” Reznick said.

“Alicia.”

Reznick nodded.

The woman in the picture was smiling, but she had the kind of face that would look angry and mean if she weren’t. She was a plain woman with straight, stringy, dirty-blonde hair. She had a broad face with small blue eyes perched above chubby round cheeks that became more pronounced when she smiled.

“Look,” Carey said. “Before we go any further, I gotta know – how much is this gonna cost me?”

Reznick told him his rates and how much he’d need up front.

“Okay, well, that’s a little steep for me. But I’ll handle it.”

“I assume you want me to start right away,” Reznick said.

“Tonight, if you can. Like I said, I don’t know if she’ll go out or not. If she ain’t gone by seven, she’s probably not goin’.”

“How has this affected your marriage?”

Carey shook his head. “We ain’t had sex in a long time. She’s never interested. That’s another thing makes me think she’s seein’ someone else. Hell, she don’t even seem that interested in our little girl. And she’s been actin’, I dunno, kinda… kinda unstable lately. Mood swings, know what I mean? One minute, she’s fine. The next, she’s yellin’ and screamin’ at me, or even our daughter. Then, the next minute, she’s cryin’. Real weird. I been tellin’ her to see a doctor, but she won’t do it, says there’s nothin’ wrong with her.”

Carey had stopped eating and wiped his hands on the paper towel. He was getting himself worked up. His big hands closed and opened and closed into fists as he spoke.

Reznick decided to change the subject. “What’s your little girl’s name?”

“Brandy Michelle.” Carey smiled then and his hands relaxed. “Brandy Michelle Carey, and she’s the most beautiful thing you ever did see.”

“I’m sure she is. Does she notice her mother is gone so much?”

“Oh, hell, yeah. She’s always askin’, ‘Where’s Momma? Where’s Momma?’ And I don’t even know what to tell her.”

“And you’ve confronted your wife about this?”

“Oh, yeah. And it always turns into a fight. Next time I talk to her about it, I want to be able to show her pictures, tell her I know exactly what she’s up to, and she better stop it or I’m gonna get a divorce.”

“Don’t get ahead of yourself,” Reznick said. “You don’t want to start talking divorce until you know what she’s up to. Now, let’s get those things I need, and I can get started tonight.”