The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister (George R. R. Martin) читать бесплатно онлайн полную версию книги (ч. 111)

I sit a chair better than a horse, and I’d sooner hold a wine goblet than a battle-axe. All that about the thunder of the drums, sunlight flashing on armor, magnificent destriers snorting and prancing? Well, the drums gave me headaches, the sunlight flashing on my armor cooked me up like a harvest day goose, and those magnificent destriers shit everywhere.

—A Clash of Kings