The Boxie Rebellion

Illustration by Kelly Freas

“What do you know about this proposed issue of tunnel bonds?” demanded my lord and master, J. Davis Alexander.

“Which tunnel bonds?”

“The ones on the Moon, of course, Earth’s Moon.” The managing director of Hartman, Be mis & Choupette scowled at me balefully, the way he generally did just before making the announcement that I was fired.

“Oh, those tunnel bonds.” Without being asked, I let myself sink slowly through Ceres’ 4 percent gravity into a chair in front of J. Davis Alexander’s enormous desk of gleaming green.

malachite. Through the windows of his fine corner office I could see a family of ducklings splashing happily in their pond in Westlake Park, Clarkeville’s choicest piece of prime real estate. I hooked my toes under the footbar to keep from floating away if I pounded the desk too vehemently and shrugged dismissively. “The Kennedygrad ones?”

J. Davis Alexander nodded.

“They’re just like most of the other tunnel bonds the Loonies ’ve issued over the last hundred years or so,” I said, “medium low-grade investment quality, some risk attached, but a long way from being junk bonds. They’re issuing a round billion dollars’ worth, U.S. Earth dollars, and they’ll probably be priced to yield about 8.75 percent.”

“Well, there’s been a change. Now they’re thinking about issuing them to yield Belter buckles instead of dollars. That way they could save a couple of points on the interest rate. Over thirty years there’d be a tremendous savings.”

“Of course.” Belter buckles, backed by all the gold in the Asteroid Belt, were the safest, most stable currency in the Solar System and always commanded a hefty premium. “But are the bonds themselves going to be buckle denominated? So far as I know, none of the tunnel financing has ever been underwritten from the Belt.”

J. Davis Alexander pushed himself back in his red leather chair and looked as deeply satisfied as it’s possible to look if you’re roughly globuloid in shape, almost entirely covered with thick wiry hair, and have the eyes and disposition of a famished wolverine. “Exactly, White. Think what a coup it would be for HB&C to underwrite an entire issue of this size—and to denominate it in Belter buckles. Overnight we’d be major players in the Solar System fincweb, White, major players!”

And wealthy ones, too, I mused, reluctantly admitting that my cunning and far from irreproachably scrupulous boss might for once have found a reasonably ethical means of generating a stupendous amount of money. “The people in Kennedygrad who’re building this tunnel have already agreed to us being the underwriters?”

“Not yet, White, not yet. And that’s where you come in.”

“I?” I was Jonathan Welbrook White, Ethical Broker & Bourseman for more years than I cared to think about in the employ of the Belt’s second largest brokerage house.

“Yes, you. They’re not playing fair, you know, White. They’re also dickering with the Three Blind Mice about handling the issue.”

“Oh.” The Three Blind Mice were Bleine, Blinder & Miesen on Pallas, the Belt’s largest firm and our most hated archrivals.

“The fact that they’re talking with them leads Mr. Choupette to suspect that this underwriting might not be as squeaky clean as we’d like it to be.”

“Or as profitable.”

“Exactly. Which is why you’re leaving on the next Moon-Earth packet, White, to check out this deal in person.”

“But I’m not a bond specialist,” I protested. “In fact I know almost nothing about them except how to calculate their yield. And, as you may recall, I’ve just come back from Earth—you sent me there inside an ore-ball that nearly froze me to death!” I surged to my feet, taking care not to bounce my head off the ceiling. “Thank you, no. It’s your turn to go to Earth. You may fire me now or upon your return.”

J. Davis Alexander’s fleshy lips tightened. “You made, as you might recall, a tidy bonus for going to Earth, as well as some nice capital gains. And there’s another bonus waiting for you here in this job, White. Now sit down and let me tell you what else you’re going to be doing on the Moon.”

“Tell me again what tunnel bonds are,” said Jin Tshei as we lingered over dinner in the first-class dining room of the Vesta Explorer. It was the third day out from Ceres and we were still accelerating at a constant .075 gravities en route to our rendezvous with the Moon in another twenty-four days. “I’m afraid I wasn’t paying attention before.”

I sipped at the glass of genuine Terran cognac that had popped out of the wall dispenser at my elbow. “Well, bonds are—”

“I know what bonds are,” snapped Jin Tshei. “After hanging around you for eight years, I’d have to be an idiot not to. But what’s a tunnel bond?”

“Oh. Well, I’m not much of a Moon specialist except for tracking those mining companies that compete with ours, but their preferred method of transportation between Lunar cities is by high-velocity tunnel trains. They’re electromagnetically accelerated and reach nearly a thousand klicks an hour. The Loonies’ve been gradually expanding the network between their cities and settlements and mining sites and whatnot for two centuries now—and constantly rebuilding the old ones. So they’re always raising money, generally through bond issues, in order to finance the next tunnel from Hither to Yon.”

“I see.” Jin Tshei batted her long eyelashes at me over her glass of Kahlua and cream and I felt a momentary weakness in my knees. Except for the former Miss Grain Harvest of 2273, J. Davis Alexander’s improbable trophy wife, Jin Tshei was almost certainly the loveliest girl in the entire Belt. She had skin the color of golden honey, glossy black hair that fell nearly to her waist, and enormous almond eyes in the most delicate heart-shaped face imaginable. From time to time I was stabbed by a terrible pang of jealousy that this ethereally beautiful creature was the legal wife of my girlfriend, Isabel, instead of my own.

Eight or nine years earlier, when Isabel and I decided to marry, we received a rude shock in the form of an absolute refusal from Psych Service to issue a license. The psychological and genetic profile of Isabel, they said in their dogmatic way after the mandatory testing, revealed a latent attraction to other women that made our chances of having a successful twenty-three-year marriage something less than 48 percent. That assessment had come as a vast surprise to Isabel, who had always considered herself as straight as a mathematician’s line, but who could argue with Psych Service? Which was why I was now traveling to the Moon in the company of the gorgeous Jin Tshei.

It was all very simple—if you’re a Cerean.

If you want to have children, you have to be able to guarantee a stable family environment until the child reaches his or her 22nd birthday.

Psych Service defines a successful marriage as being 75 percent likely to go the term. Our proposed union was in the 48-percent bracket. So, unless we wanted to migrate to another of the semi-autonomous Belt worlds with a less restrictive parenting code, there could be no wedding bells for Isabel and Jonathan.

So Isabel married the breathtakingly beautiful Jin Tshei, who was taller than Isabel and not quite as well rounded in those places that I myself find particularly interesting, and after a suitable honeymoon interval I was invited to contribute the necessary genetic material for the creation of a darling baby girl.

And so Isabel and Jin Tshei and little Valerié-France lived happily ever after—at least in the eyes of Psych Service—and Jonathan came by for occasional weekends and family dinners and was reasonably satisfied with the whole situation.

Except for the fact that Vally was soon discovered to be a victim of the rare Kesler’s Syndrome, which required her to live in Earth’s gravity at least through her teenage years, and which explained Jin Tshei’s presence on the Vesta Explorer—she was on her way to Earth to visit Vally at her home/school/clinic high in the Swiss Alps.

And why I was now experiencing one of my periodic pangs of passion for the bewitching but unobtainable Jin Tshei.

To cover my almost overwhelming desire to pull her into my arms and squeeze tightly, I concentrated on swirling the cognac around my glass. “The real reason I’m going to the Moon, however, has nothing to do with tunnel bonds. It’s another one of J. Davis Alexander’s brainstorms. This time he’s got intimations of mortality.”

“Immortality,” corrected Jin Tshei, who was the Assistant Curator at the Clarkeville Museum of Art and Human Achievement and the erudite one in our little triad.

“No, mortality. It’s just occurred to him that he might actually die one day—and he doesn’t want to. He’s decided that he wants to live forever. And that if he can do that, then compounding interest will eventually enable him to corner everything in the Belt.”

“And after that, I suppose, the entire Solar System,” snorted Jin Tshei with ladylike exasperation. “Has he finally lost his grip on reality?”

“Not entirely. Strange as it seems, there’s a tiny kernel of rationality in what he’s saying. You know about the Moon’s MedSys?”

“And their boxies? Sure. But they’re not allowed anywhere except on the Moon. Certainly not on Ceres, and I think nowhere else in the Belt either. So if your hairy boss with the sunny disposition wants to corner the wealth of the Universe, he’s going to have to do it from Kennedygrad or wherever it is you’re going. And anyway,” she added, pushing her glass into the recycling slot and rising gracefully to her feet, “even the box people don’t live forever.”

“Maybe, maybe not. You don’t hear of any of them dying of old age, do you? But anyway, that’s what he wants me to find out about.”

Jin Tshei shivered deliciously. “That awful man living forever, even inside a box—what a horrid notion! I hope it doesn’t give me nightmares.”

“If it does, just hop into my bunk and I’ll hold you tight.”

“I will.” She smiled at me fondly. “But nothing more.”

I managed an anemic smile of my own. “And nothing more.”

Twenty-four days later, right on schedule, the Vesta Explorer slipped into orbit 124 kilometers above the Moon. Belt-Earth packets are large and ungainly, designed for interplanetary space, not the gravity wells of even a body as small as Earth’s Moon; the .04 gravity of Ceres is the most they can handle without breaking apart. As far as the Moon and Earth were concerned, coming into port was strictly an orbital process. Shuttles awaited to take passengers and cargo down to the surface.

“You’re sure you want to come?” I asked Jin Tshei as our line shuffled forward through the packet’s loading dock and into the Liberty City shuttle.

“I’ve got eighteen hours here in orbit before going on to Earth—why not see a little bit of the Moon?”

“I don’t know how much sightseeing we can squeeze into eighteen hours but we’ll do what we can.”

A few minutes later the shutde eased away from the Vesta Explorer and began drifting silently down to the Lunar surface. Jin Tshei and I peered through her porthole as the Sun-baked Sea of Serenity gradually neared. A tiny black dot on the Moon’s far horizon grew larger as the shuttle dropped, eventually developed definition, finally revealed itself to be the celebrated three-kilometer-high reproduction of the Statue of Liberty holding her torch over a broad dome: Liberty City, home of 278,000 Loonies and the main Lunar spaceport.

The shuttle came to a barely perceptible touchdown a full kilometer from the edge of the city’s dome. Jin Tshei and I kept to our seats as a tractor pulled us rapidly toward the airlock in the wall of the spaceport. Just as our vantage point swung around to where we could see the stupendous statue, looming godlike against the star-studded sky, the airlock swallowed us up and Miss Liberty vanished. Now all we could see above us was the nondescript opacity of the polarized dome protecting us from the deadly morning Sun. Jin Tshei and I pushed ourselves cautiously to our feet in the .17 Lunar gravity. “We made it,” I said. “We’re on the Moon.”

The 180 passengers in the shuttle lurched forward in the clumsy bounces peculiar to the Moon. Jin Tshei and I were among the last to make our way through the ship’s broad hatch and into the bright daylight. For a moment I stood blinking. The dome thirty-some meters above our heads was opaqued against the Sun’s relentless rays but still glowed more brightly than the underground lighting standard throughout the Belt.

“Jonathan?” Jin Tshei was already half a dozen paces ahead of me on the ramp that led from the shuttle to the low concrete buildings that comprised the above-surface portion of the spaceport. On either side of the ramp, heavily laden ground effect machines moved purposefully about the port.

“Be right with y—” I called as, from the corner of my eye, I caught an instant’s glimpse of something large and shadowy rocketing toward me.

Then I was slammed violently from my feet and thrown into the air. From somewhere I heard what might have been shrill screams. The last thing I saw before I sailed back through the open hatch was Jin Tshei’s long, slim body being crushed against the side of the shuttle’s fuselage.

I awoke an indeterminate time later, saw two friendly looking faces peering down at me, and immediately went to sleep again.

The next time I awoke I muttered “Hurts,” because it did—all over. Another face drifted nearer, to my drug-numbed mind as if it were suspended in space above me, and a moment later the pain went away.

I slept.

The third time I awoke my head was clear and my vision steady. An unbearably lovely heart-shaped face hovered just above me, great almond eyes looking down into mine. “Jin Tshei,” I murmured with infinite relief. “I had the most horrible dream! You were being crushed against the side of the shuttle. You—” I broke off, my mind in sudden turmoil. That was all I remembered. Why was I lying here? Why was Jin Tshei and everyone else looking down at me so anxiously?

“That was no dream, Jonathan. The stabilizer on one of the port’s GEM’s suddenly broke. It flipped over on its side and went spinning across the spacefield. You and I are a couple of the lucky ones: forty-seven of the other passengers were killed outright and twenty-six more probably aren’t going to make it. You were knocked through the hatch and ended up smacking against the far wall of the cabin. You’ve got a fine assortment of broken bones but you’ll be up and about shortly.”

I nodded feebly. “Forty-seven dead: that’s awf—Jin Tshei! This must be a dream! All I can see of you is your head! Where’s the rest of you?”

Jin Tshei smiled wanly and moved back enough to let me see that her head seemed to be growing out of a soft white ring attached to the surface of a gleaming stainless steel box the size of a medium-sized packing carton.

“This is the rest of me, Jonathan. Everything else was crushed. You and Isabel and Valerié-France are just going to have to get used to me like this—I’m now a boxgirl.”

By the time I was removed from the various restraining devices in my bed at M’guli Sadartha Memorial Hospital, and inserted into my own little medical ground effect machine, I had almost grown used to the sight of boxboy and boxgirl nurses floating in and out of my private room and attending to my needs.

Almost.

But every time I saw Jin Tshei’s lovely face with her once-long hair, now cropped to a black stubble, appear by my side attached only to a metal box, my eyes welled up. It wasn’t fair! Someone as beautiful and young and wonderful as Jin Tshei couldn’t be a boxgirl, nothing but a collection of pumps and filtration systems to cycle oxygen and nutrients and blood in and out of her brain.

“How long will you have to… stay like that?” I finally had the courage to ask, my eyes focused on the two shiny steel tubes with long, delicate metal fingers at their ends that had replaced Jin Tshei’s golden limbs. On the other side of the room a wizen-faced attendant I called Charlie the Boxboy drifted languidly about his housekeeping duties, his sharp brown eyes spending far more time on Jin Tshei’s features than on his cleaning and polishing equipment.

“I don’t know,” sighed Jin Tshei. “I really haven’t had the courage to ask. A long time, I think.” She managed a melancholy smile. “I do know that you can’t just float into Neiman-Printemps and buy yourself a new flesh-and-blood eighteen-year-old body.”

“That’s for sure,” interjected Charlie the Boxboy, giving up all pretense of working and drifting towards Jin Tshei as if drawn by a magnet. “You got some boxies like me who ain’t never gonna get one of them fine new newbie bodies, no matter how much they like to tell folks like you that every one of us here is created equal and we’re all gonna be a beautiful newbie someday.” His thin lips twisted in disgust. “It just ain’t true. You just wait and see, Miss, it just ain’t true.” Shaking his head in mournful resignation, he pulled his vacuum cleaner and dusting equipment into the bathroom and shut the door behind him.

“Poor old man,” murmured Jin Tshei, staring at the closed door. “I hope I don’t turn out like him.” She turned back to me with a determined look on her face. “Look, I’ve been practicing.” To illustrate, the box that was now her body drifted away from my bedside and did a series of fancy pirouettes in what little open space my cramped room afforded.

“You’re getting pretty good with those compressed air thrusters or whatever it is that keeps you floating,” I said, trying to keep a quaver from my voice.

“After the first ten minutes or so it seems to become almost instinctive. Evidently they hardwire the feedback sensors on the thrusters directly to the part of the brain that controls your body’s sense of balance. Whatever it is, it works. I just think higher, or lower, or left, or right, and that’s the way I go.” She stretched one of her long, silvery arms towards me and wiggled her intricately articulated fingers almost in my face. “The same with my nice new fingers. That took a little longer, but now I can write my name or use chopsticks or—”

“Chopsticks? You can eat?”

Jin Tshei’s face clouded over. “No. Nothing but packaged nutros—and they’re loaded directly into my box. The chopsticks are just a training exercise: you’d be surprised how hard it is to use them compared to doing almost any other thing.” She sighed. “Once you’ve mastered chopsticks, you’re ready for everything else the Moon has to offer.”

I used the fingertip controls on the right side of my bed to push me into a slightly more upright position. My left arm and left leg, which had absorbed most of the impact of my crash landing against the cabin wall, were still tightly immobilized. “Well, I guess we can always put you on the HB&C payroll to give that wretched boss of mine a firsthand report on the Moon’s MedSys.” I could hear my voice thickening with anger. “If it weren’t for him sending me here, this would never have happened! You’d still be—”

“Hush—what’s done is done. There’s no use blaming anyone. If I’d come down to the Moon by myself, I might have gotten off the shuttle ten seconds sooner and realty been killed.”

Once again thick tears welled up in my eyes. “What about Isabel?” I muttered, finally daring to broach the most delicate subject of all. “Does she know—?”

“Jonathan White? From Ceres?” The door opened and a tall, middle-aged man bounced into the room with the economical hopping motion that instantly told me he was a native Loonie. He was also one of the very few non-box people I’d seen since awakening in M’guli Sadartha. He alighted by the side of my bed and squeezed my relatively good right hand in both of his. “What a terrible, terrible catastrophe! It’s only now I’ve found out where you—” He swung around to face Jin Tshei. “And you must be Mr. White’s companion. What a terrible thing to have happened!” He shook his mostly bald head in dismay. “But at least they managed to save you.”

“As a boxgirl, yes.”

The intruder smiled cheerfully. “It’s a start. Believe me—I know!” He gestured broadly with his powerful arms and enormous hands. “Look at me. How old would you say I am?”

“Before we play guessing games,” I snapped irritably, “just who are you?”

“Who—oh, I am sorry! I thought I’d told you: Tom Van Bastolaer, of Peebles, Van Bastolaer & Mustapha, the lead underwriters for the Kennedygrad tunnel bonds. I’m the fellow who’s supposed to be showing you around and answering all of J. Davis Alexander’s questions.” Once again he pumped my hand between his.

“Oh. But first we have to guess how old you are.” I scrutinized Van Bastolaer carefully. He seemed to be a very well-preserved sixty-two or sixty-three, so, out of politeness, I said, “Forty-eight or nine?”

Van Bastolaer flashed a toothy grin. “One hundred and twenty-seven—and I feel like I’m good for another hundred at least!”

I stared at him in astonishment. Finally my brain began to work. “You mean you’re one of the—”

“Newbies. Absolutely.” Van Bastolaer swung around to where Jin Tshei hovered in midair. “That’s what we call ourselves, you know. From new bodies. Just like Jonathan here’s a gan-ic, short for organic—we Loonies have had plenty of time to develop our own particular argot.”

“And I’m a boxie—or boxgirl. At least it’s descriptive.”

Tom Van Bastolaer nodded. “But it’s how we all start out, my dear, even the richest of us immigrants. Everyone works as a boxie for three years of public service and then you’re eligible for citizenship.” Once again he flashed his shiny incisors. “And then you’re eligible to buy a body. Just like this one.”

“Somehow I tliink I’d prefer a girl’s.” Jin Tshei had managed a tiny smile. “But I know what you mean—and you’re kind to try to cheer me up.”

“Wait a minute here,” I said, struggling to sit up even straighter. “You mean that’s a real body you’re… you’re wearing?”

“Flesh and blood?” Van Bastolaer sighed. “I’m afraid we can’t have everything. No, no matter how good it looks, it’s really nothing more than a very fancy version of the box your lovely friend here is wearing. It’s completely inorganic—as opposed to organic, which is why all the human-type Loonies are called ganics. Truth to tell, though, it doesn’t work as efficiently as a box in some ways—it’s sometimes a lot easier just floating along in your little box than it is bouncing around in a body, even a body as good as this one. But on the other hand, who wants to look in a mirror and see yourself growing out of a box, no matter how handy it is?” Jin Tshei drifted closer to the underwriter. “Can you feel anything in your body? If you can’t, then I’d think you might as well just stay in your box—and avoid looking at mirrors.”

Tom Van Bastolaer smiled tolerantly, expert to neophyte. “You’ll be amazed at how lifelike they’ve managed to make these things.” He pinched his left wrist. “It doesn’t feel exactly like my old body used to—I don’t think it does—but at least it feels like something. All your bodily sensations are up in your brain anyhow, aren’t they? So, as I understand it, all these arms and legs and things on this body are packed with nanochips hardwired to various parts of my brain with all sorts of clever feedback circuits. So when I hit myself on my artificial thumb with a hammer, the appropriate neurons and synapses up in my brain are activated and to me it really feels as if I had hit a real flesh and blood thumb.” His smile broadened. “Except, of course, my thumbnail doesn’t turn black and eventually fall off.”

“Hrmph,” I muttered, trying to visualize J. Davis Alexander’s wolverinelike disposition encased within a virtually unbreakable, immortal body. “And you say this body of yours is 127 years old?”

“No, no—I’m 127 standard years old. This particular body’s only about forty years old, less actually. I immigrated to the Moon when I was eighty-seven and just about ready for the glue factory on Earth, spent three years as a boxie, and then got this body just after my ninetieth birthday. So it’s about thirty-seven years old, I suppose.” He patted himself on his broad chest. “Never had a problem with it, no more head colds, no more heartburn, no more unexplained aches and pains.” He focused his attention on Jin Tshei. “Believe me, my dear, to get one of these bodies, it’s worth three years as a boxgirl emptying bedpans and cleaning sewers.”

“How much does one of these things cost?” I asked.

“A lot—the equivalent of a couple hundred thousand Earth dollars. But once you’re a citizen, you can work for anyone who’ll hire you—and most of the companies on the Moon ’ll guarantee your newbie loan. And remember: the body you’re buying may be good for a couple of centuries. So what’s a couple of hundred thousand against that?”

Jin Tshei’s enthusiasm about the joys of boxgirling was considerably more muted than Tom Van Bastolaer’s when she next dropped in on me three days later. “Maybe I’ll like it better when I’ve learned all the ins and outs of running this thing and I get something more interesting to do. Right now I’m an assistant junior apprentice water line inspector.”

“Sounds important,” I grinned as cheerfully as I could from the depths of the GEM chair to which I had graduated earlier in the day. But even in the chair my left limbs were still attached to various therapeutic devices that simultaneously immobilized them and put them through an agonizing series of rehabilitative maneuvers. “What’s it actually mean?”

“They plug all sorts of sensors and detectors into the power strip in my box, infrared, ultraviolet, vaporometers and stuff like that, stick an oxygen generator over my head, then shove us into the city’s water system. And off we go, inspecting every water line we can fit through, millimeter by millimeter.”

“Isn’t that sort of… dangerous?”

Jin Tshei shrugged the best she could considering she had no shoulders. “They say it isn’t. But what do they care? There’s lots more box people ready to go if I get stuck in a crack and drown—and even more old-timers on Earth just drooling at the notion of getting out of their bodies and into a box.” She produced a weary smile. “Actually, there are some interesting people among the boxies while they wait to get sorted out. Doctors, scientists, writers, hookers, a little bit of everything. Sooner or later, though, we’ll all get classified and reassigned, so that the real doctors and nurses are taking care of people like you.”

“And what do former hookers do now that they’re in boxes?”

“About what former museum curators do—empty bedpans and inspect sewage lines. But I guess when you consider the alternative, being a boxgirl isn’t that bad at all.”

“I suppose not.” I looked away from her still incomparably lovely face so incongruously growing out of a silver box. “You got the word from Isabel, I suppose?”

We half-looked at each other with hooded eyes for a moment that stretched out longer and longer. Isabel had beeped a long condensed message over the thirty-four minutes of real time that separated us from Ceres. Neither Jin Tshei nor I wanted to talk about its contents.

The various Belter governments—the most important ones are Ceres, Pallas, Vesta, Eunomia, and Juno, the five largest asteroid worlds—agree on very few things. One of them, though, is that they don’t want any box people or newbies among their citizens. When you die in the Belt, you die, there’s no second chance as a sendent box, no matter how useful the contribution the boxboy or boxgirl might make to society.

But Jin Tshei was a Belt citizen, bom and raised in Ceres, and although she was now a boxgirl 540 million klicks away, it was through absolutely no initiative of her own. Ceres had to allow her to return, to take up her former life as best she could.

Didn’t they?

Isabel said no.

As the resource allocations manager of the Clarkeville assessor’s office, Isabel knew precisely who actually ran our little world—and where their skeletons were buried. If all the people she’d spent the last ten days wheedling, cajoling, pleading with, and occasionally outright threatening, said that Jin Tshei couldn’t come home, then that was that: Jin Tshei could never return to the Belt.

Actually, though, that wasn’t quite accurate. From the depths of my bed I had been doing some on-line research in Liberty City’s general library. As far as Ceres was concerned, once Jin Tshei’s head had been attached to its life-support box, she was no longer a living person, much less a citizen. But dead or alive, in every twelve-month calendar period, she could come to Clarkeville for a three-month stay, just like any other tourist or prospective immigrant. After that, it was either leave or become a citizen.

And she couldn’t become a citizen—because she was a boxgirl.

It was a neat catch-22.

Even if she spent three years on the Moon doing socially constructive work as a boxie, accumulating enough money to buy a fine new human-type post-boxie body from Macys-Walmart or whoever sold them, and came to Ceres as a completely human-looking girl, it still wouldn’t work: every Cerean citizen has to submit to a routine but thorough annual medical check-up—Psych Service demands that we Cereans all have a sound body in order to maintain our supposedly sound minds.

No, if Jin Tshei ever wanted to return to the Belt, she’d have to find her own unclaimed asteroid, colonize it, and then live there as its sole citizen.

It didn’t seem to be a very enticing alternative.

“Yes,” said Jin Tshei at last. “I got her message.”

Once again our eyes avoided direct contact. We were both thinking the same thing. As long as Ceres Central Registry was not officially notified of Jin Tshei’s transformation into a boxgirl, she was still legally alive, albeit not physically present on Ceres—and still legally married to Isabel.

If she tried to return to Clarkeville—or if someone tipped off Central Registry as to her present status—then she’d be declared legally dead, her estate would be settled, and her marriage to Isabel would come to an end.

Which meant that maybe now, given the drastically altered circumstances, Psych Service would relent and let me marry Isabel after all.

Unfortunately Jin Tshei loved Isabel almost more than life itself.

I was glad that I wasn’t in her figurative shoes, knowing that in a sense she was totally at the mercy of Jonathan Welbrook White—and precisely how much he lusted to finally possess Isabel exclusively for himself.

I shook my head guiltily, ashamed to be harboring even the faintest suspicion of such thoughts. “Well,” I said finally, “it looks as if for once, strange as it seems, all of us are actually on J. Davis Alexander’s side. If we can figure out some way to make him immortal, as a lousy little byproduct we ought to be able to get you back to Ceres and Isabel.”

She nodded. “Let’s hope so. But right now I’ve got to report for work. You may not see me again for a while. I’ve been assigned to one of the farms on the surface.” She wrinkled her nose in distaste. “They need people to clear sludge from the irrigation lines that run from the sewage recycling plants—and I’ve still got my sense of smell.”

“And you’re still the most beautiful boxgirl I know. Come and give me a big fat kiss and then we’ll try to get our thinking caps on.”

Tears were streaming down both our faces as I awkwardly wrapped my one good arm around her box and kissed her tenderly.

In the next few days I learned a number of things from Tom Van Bastolaer of Peebles, Van Bastolaer & Mustapha as he showed me around far more of the Moon than I wanted to see.

The most interesting item, from J. Davis Alexander’s point of view, was that even if he bought himself a start on immortality by living on the Moon inside a glossy new artificial body, he still wouldn’t be able to eventually comer the wealth of first the Belt and then the entire Solar System.

“Believe me,” laughed Van Bastolaer when I broached the subject with as much subtlety as I could while we made our way through a hydroponic farm far beneath the Mare Serenitatis where a million brightly colored geraniums stretched as far as the eye could see, “you’re not the first person who’s been tempted by that vision.”

“No? Then why wouldn’t it work? Except for the fact that if you had a hundred old-timers all living for a thousand years, you couldn’t have all of them cornering all the system’s wealth.”

“Because the LPDA—the Lunar People’s Democratic Assembly—in its infinite wisdom long ago made it impossible. After thirty years in a newbie body, or having reached the chronological age of 130 standard Earth years, whichever comes first, all your personal wealth is taxed as if you had actually died. The tax is on a graduated scale so that no matter how much you have, even a couple of billion Lunar Florins, you can’t keep more than 4 million LF’s—that’s about 3 million Belter buckles. After that, they apply the same tax regularly every thirty years. So no matter how old you are, or how smart you are, you’re never going to accumulate more than 4 million IP’s—plenty to live on, but hardly enough to corner the Solar System’s market in titanium or cornflakes.”

“Oh.” J. Davis Alexander was not going to be pleased by the news. As we talked in the warm, wet air of the geranium farm, two box people with an assortment of devices attached to their shiny bodies were floating toward us in the narrow lane that ran between the flowers. I lowered my GEM chair by a meter to the same level as Van Bastolaer’s head. As the boxies passed overhead, I saw that trailing behind them were containers that sprayed the red and white blossoms on each side of the lane with what I supposed was water and nutrients.

“There’s really enough work to do on the Moon to absorb a couple of hundred thousand boxies a year?” I asked skeptically. “There can’t be that many flower farms to take care of.”

“You’d be surprised how many people want to buy flowers and plants to brighten up their homes when you live 200 meters beneath the surface. But that’s the point: we all live beneath the surface. And the real estate here on the Moon is free. All you have to do to have your own home is to cut a tunnel and start digging out rooms. Earth considers itself overcrowded with 12 billion people.” He waved his arm expansively. “We could take in 50 billion people and never notice them. They’d be scattered all over the Moon’s subsurface, some of their housing going down for five or six hundred meters. And we’d still be underpopulated!” He tapped me sharply on my right forearm, the one that was now working more or less normally. “Think how many stocks and bonds and mutual funds you could sell to 50 billion people! Not to mention all the other goods and services they’d need. I tell you, Jonathan, you’re wasting your time out there in the Belt. Come to the Moon, man, that’s where all the action is going to be!”

If the Loonies had enough highspeed tunnels to move his hypothetical 50 billion people from one city to another, I thought as we left the geraniums for the next stop on our itinerary, an apartment complex under construction for recently arrived immigrants from Earth. A few meters from the flower farm’s entrance, a broad ramp spiraled downward into an enormous atrium carved from the 4-billion-year-old Lunar rock.

“Hydrogen, oxygen, minerals, everything we need’s right here in this rock,” said Van Bastolaer, pointing at a hundred or so openings that led to new apartments being carved in the wall. “All we have to do is extract them. And with unlimited solar energy up there on the surface—”

“Hey,” I interrupted, “I’m a Cerean, remember? We live underground, too. Maybe we don’t have as much real estate as you Loonies do, but aside from that—”

“Sorry, but I really am enthusiastic about the prospects for the Moon—and for making money from them. Look,” he said, “at these new apartments. There’re 18,000 immigrants a month arriving. All of them need housing. Construction stocks are hot, Jonathan, a long-term blue chip, a solid growth industry. You couldn’t go wrong with half a dozen of them in your portfolio.”

I made a quick note in my wrist recorder of the names of a dozen companies: even if I couldn’t bring J. Davis Alexander life everlasting and a comer on the wealth of the Universe, at least I could bring him some tips to mull over.

“All of these 18,000 monthly immigrants are boxies?” I asked.

“Most of them, though we certainly don’t refuse those who aren’t. But the boxies are motivated, either they’re so old and feeble that on Earth they’re about to die—their bodies are literally giving out—or they’re young and crippled or young but with some incurable disease. What’s the alternative? A call to the Lunar Consulate, a free ticket to the Moon, a brief stop at one of the MedSys Centers, and they’re ready to start life all over again—a life with an unlimited future.”

“But first they’ve got to spend three years in a box.”

“Damn right.” Tom Van Bastolaer smiled grimly. “That’s the other great advantage of encouraging boxies as immigrants: they work for nothing, or next to it. Their boxes are free except for a little maintenance from time to time, and their nutros and medical costs are hardly anything. And for housing—well, how much housing does a box need? In return, they do all the dirty jobs and gut work no one else wants to do—and they’re glad to do it. I know damn well that I was. And the great thing about it is that the more boxies we have, the more we need in order to take care of the ones who’ve gone before and have gotten newbie bodies of their own.”

“Like you.”

“Absolutely. Right now I’ve got a sixteen-room apartment, two boxgirl housekeepers, a boxboy chef to cook for my human friends, a secretary, and I’m thinking about getting a butler. I tell you, Jonathan, not even a king on Earth lives the way I do.”

For a long moment I watched the crews of boxies using their industrial lasers as they drilled out one small cubicle after another in the rock face across the atrium. Shops, boutiques, and athletic and entertainment centers had already been installed on the two levels at the bottom of the 100-meter-high atrium. There seemed to be hundreds, maybe thousands of boxies swarming around the construction site.

“You say there re 18,000 or so immigrants a month being turned into boxies?” I said after doing a little mental calculating.

“Right.”

“And native Loonies, the ones who’re born here, don’t have to become boxies, they can just go ahead and buy themselves a newbie anytime they need one?”

“Right again.”

“So how come there are 13 or 14 million boxies, or whatever the figure is? If you process 18,000 immigrants a month into boxies, and they stay that way for three years before getting their citizenship, I’d think that the most you could have at any one time would be 648,000.”

“I suppose,” agreed Tom Van Bastolaer. “But you’ve got to remember that not every boxie is as thrifty and hardworking as he should be. Even a boxie can find ways to spend his money. And keep from working as much as he’s supposed to. So a lot of them finish their three-year contracts and don’t have the money to buy their citizenship. So they have to stay in their boxes until they do have enough money.” He scowled disgustedly at the notion of such shiftless beings.

“What’s it cost, Lunar citizenship?”

“An even hundred thousand Lunar Florins, which sounds like a lot. But it can be done if you just work hard enough!”

“I suppose so,” I conceded. “I know I’d sure have a lot of incentive to get out of one of those boxes. Speaking of which, what about these MedSys Centers? That seems to be the key point in this whole process where broken-down old geezers from Earth are turned into shiny new boxies. If you’re talking about 50 billion Loonies someday, making people into boxies has got to be a growth industry.”

Van Bastolaer grinned. “I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out. So that’s our next stop: the Omer and Michele Darr MedSys Center.”

“Oh? Well, it’s going to have to wait until after lunch, I’m afraid.” I nodded at the new recorder on my right wrist that had replaced the one smashed on my other arm. “I’ve got an appointment with the radiologist in half an hour to see how my bones are coming along.”

“I was listenin’, you know,” said Charlie the Boxboy as he guided my GEM chair down the corridor, “to what that bigshot newbie was sayin’ to you t’other day in your room, Mr. White, and most of it was nothin’ but a pack of lies, you know what I mean?” Ahead of us I could see the sign that pointed to X-rays, but Charlie brought us to an obstinate halt in the middle of the corridor.

“What kind of lies?” I asked, apprehensive about anything that might affect Jin Tshei.

Floating just at my eye-level, Charlie squinted at me confidentially. “Well, it ain’t so much lies, mebbe, Mr. White, but what he ain’t sayin’. And sometimes that’s just the same as lyin’, ain’t it?”

“Absolutely. But for example?”

“Well, like when he says that ever’one what comes to the Moon has gotta work as a boxie and then they can buy themselves a fine new newbie. That’s sorta true, but what he ain’t tellin’ you is that when rich guys like him get off the ship on the Moon and they got the dough to buy themselves their citizenship as soon as their three years are up, then they don’t gotta work at just any kind of scut job the Labor Board assigns you to, like shovelin’ pig manure and cleanin’ out old sewers. They can go do any job they can get—and get paid regular wages for it.”

“But they’re still boxies, aren’t they?”

“Yeah, but they’re free boxies, if you see what I mean, not like most of the rest of us.”

I pursed my lips, trying to work out exactly what Charlie was driving at. “You mean that rich boxies can get jobs just as if they were newbies—or real humans? And get paid for it?”

“Hey, I’m a real human too, Mr. White, it ain’t my fault I’m stuck here in this box!”

“Sorry, Charlie. All of this is confusing for me.”

“It’s real simple,” he said in exasperated tones. “All the boxies you see like me ain’t never gonna have no newbie bodies. We’re gonna work the rest of our lives hauling crap around while the rich guys lord it over us.”

“But after three years—”

“After three years, if you can’t pay for your citizenship, then you have to take any jobs the Labor Board assigns you to.”

“But surely they pay—”

“Yeah, slave wages! Just enough to keep us alive! And then they deduct about a million things from our pay: taxes, housing, nutros, air and water, maintenance and repairs and tune-ups on our boxes, and about a million other things they don’t tell you about when they sign you up on Earth for your life in paradise on the Moon. Hell, they even make us pay for usin’ our radios that let us talk with the other boxies, and that’s about the only pleasure we do have. Paradise, ha!” For a moment I was afraid he was actually going to spit on the hospital wall. “I tell you the real truth, Mr. White, the truth is when you’re done being a boxie after your first three years, you owe more money to the Labor Board than you’ve saved to buy your citizenship. And you’re gonna keep on owing ’em until your box breaks down for good or you just can’t take it anymore and you take a floater out through an airlock without your helmet on. It’s either that or spendin’ the next 500 years as a boxie. And believe me, Mr. White, that ain’t nothin’ to look forward to!”

“But Mr. Van Bastolaer said that the companies here on the Moon will guarantee the loans to buy your body.”

“Yeah, if you’re a citizen. But if you ain’t, forget it! And if you’re a bigshot newbie or a native-born ganic who ain’t never got to be a boxie even when he’s about ready to croak, what are you gonna do: pay real wages like you would to another ganic, or pay nothin’ wages to a boxie you can keep around for fifty or a hundred years doin’ the same job for nothin’? You tell me which one you’re gonna do, Mr. White. I’ve earned my citizenship a hundred times over, but I’ll never get it, not from them!”

With a snort of infinite disgust, Charlie activated my ground-effect chair and propelled me toward my appointment with the radiologist.

Another boxie, I recalled. One who had citizenship and the commensurate salary of a certified radiologist? Or one who, like Charlie, was little more than a feudal serf? And likely to remain that way for an infinitely long lifetime?

What was that line from the ancient song—“You owe your soul to the company store”?

Four hours after my visit to the X-ray lab I knew all I wanted to about how a ninety-one-year-old Shanghai bureaucrat riddled with incurable bone cancer was turned into a shiny new boxgirl. If you were a medical doctor or a blood-loving sadist, it was probably fascinating stuff; if you were an ethical broker & bourseman it was merely stomach-churning. “What about all the leftover… bodies?” I muttered. “I haven’t seen anything in the way of cemeteries.”

“We Loonies are not very sentimental, I’m afraid. It all makes very nice fertilizer for the organic farmers. Another blue chip for your portfolio.”

I shuddered. “I’ll pass that one on to J. Davis Alexander, thank you.” I turned away from the sight of two-dozen day-old boxies bouncing their shiny new bodies up and down on tiny bursts of compressed air and scrutinized Van Bastolaer’s unabashedly middle-aged face. “You say you’re 127?”

“Right.”

“And thirty years or so ago your body was thrown away—or turned into fertilizer—and your head was attached to a box for three years.”

“Right.”

“And then, having earned, or brought with you, enough money to pay for it, you got this fine young newbie body you’re still wearing.”

“Right again.”

“So how come this face I’m looking at doesn’t look like a 127-year-old face?”

Van Bastolaer laughed. “Simple-very good cosmetic surgery: another growth industry. After that, anti-senescent treatments, including bone regeneration, plus the fact that once the rest of your body’s been discarded with all the hormonal imbalances and problems inherent in it, the head itself hardly ages. And separating the brain from the body and nourishing it properly the way you do once you’re a boxie eliminates all sorts of mental illnesses and symptoms of traditional old age like forgetfulness and senility. It isn’t the head and the brain that grow old, Jonathan, it’s all the supporting infrastructure around it. Now then—” Van Bastolaer rubbed his hands together briskly “—let’s go take a look at the Liberty City-New Saigon tunnel extension that’s under construction. That’ll give you a pretty fair idea of the Kennedygrad-Dooley’s Downfall one we want to float those bonds for.”

Two days later I had become a semi-expert on the construction of nine-meter tubes running as much as eighty-nine kilometers beneath the surface of the Moon. Unlike Earth’s interior, that of the Moon was no longer molten, or even particularly warm except at the very center. If you wanted to dig a high-speed tunnel from Kennedygrad to Dooley’s Downfall 972 surface klicks away, it was just as easy to excavate a geometrically straight tunnel 883 klicks long that ran directly between the two points as it was to burrow a few dozen meters below the surface while adding 89 klicks to the cost of digging the tunnel.

I had also seen more boxies than I could count toiling at the construction of the Liberty City-New Saigon extension, as well as in manufacturing plants, water and oxygen extraction centers, nickel and titanium mines, potato farms, shrimp and oyster hatcheries, waste recycling plants, distribution centers, and schools, hospitals, and creches—anyplace, in short, where the work was long, tedious, or dangerous.

“All right,” I told my indefatigable mentor at last. “If there’s anything left to see on the Moon, I don’t want to know about it. The medical boxies tell me I’ll be out of this GEM chair tomorrow, and the packet back to Ceres leaves in three days. I’ve already beeped all the info about the bond issue he’ll ever need to J. Davis Alexander, so now I’ve got three days to try to find a way to get Jin Tshei back to Clarkeville with me.”

“Speaking of Ms. Jin Tshei,” said Van Bastolaer, “that reminds me of one more tip I wanted to give you—I think it could be a real money maker.”

“Great, but what’s it got to do with Jin Tshei?”

“You told me she’d been assigned to work on the surface for a couple of weeks, didn’t you? Let’s go up and take a look.”

The elevator that took us to the Mare Serenitatis came out right in the center of the patchwork additions of agricultural domes that were gradually spreading out to the east and south of Liberty City. All sorts of agricultural items, it seemed, from blueberries to bok choy to rutabagas, grew better in carefully filtered sunlight than they did in underground hydroponic farms. Either they were plants that didn’t mind the fourteen-day Lunar nights that were the inevitable companions of the fourteen-day Lunar days, or they had been genetically restructured to complete their growth cycle during a single two-week-long period of uninterrupted sunlight.

But it was too bad, I thought as my GEM chair hovered above a field of dark green cabbages that stretched for hundreds of meters in every direction in the Hop Chong Long Celestial Napa Cabbage Growers Cooperative, that here on the surface you really couldn’t see anything. Somewhere to the northwest, I knew, was the 3,000-meter height of the Statue of Liberty, and far to the west, on the other side of the city, the spaceport. But all during the half-month Lunar day the polarized domes of the hundreds of farms were carefully adjusted minute by minute to let through just enough sunlight to ensure maximum growing efficiency. With absolutely no Lunar atmosphere to filter the Sun’s intensity, inside a completely transparent dome both humans and plants would quickly be fried to a crisp.

“No, no, boiled,” corrected Tom Van Bastolaer from his own GEM chair that he had rented just before taking us to the surface, “or maybe steamed. All the water vapor in this atmosphere would be heated to the boiling point and we’d be cooked like lobsters.”

“Like lobsters—you have a wonderful way with words.” I tried to repress a shudder. I scanned the apparently endless field of napa cabbages, seeing a dozen boxies darting over the plants like strange silver honeybees. “But what’s this got to with Jin Tshei and your hot stock tip?”

“Nothing directly to do with her,” he said, leading me along a narrow roadway filled with agricultural equipment toward the edge of the opaque dome. “It’s just that she’s up here on the surface—and so is this.”

We passed through the large airlock that each of the domes used to isolate itself from its neighbor’s climatic zones. This new dome was smaller than the cabbage cooperative, and seemed both hotter and drier. A diffused brightness that I supposed had to be the Sun was directly overhead in the otherwise evenly glowing white sky. Half a dozen box people drifted slowly above the farm’s crop of tall, shaggy leaves.

“What’s all this?” I asked. “Taro or manioc or something weird like that?”

“Even weirder,” said Tom Van Bastolaer. “Tobacco.”

“Tobacco? But that’s a—”

“Poison, sure. On Earth. It’s been outlawed for over a century now, even in China. But what’s the name of this town?” His mouth twisted into a quirky smile. “Liberty City. And we take our liberties seriously. Which means that if someone wants to smoke—”

“But—”

“I know, I know, you’re going to say there’s a difference between liberty and actively permitting people to commit suicide, which, of course, is what smoking is. To a human body. But suppose you don’t have a human body: you’re just a head attached to a life-support system? Then what’s wrong with smoking?”

“But, but…” My voice trailed off. “There’s got to be something wrong with it!”

“Really? The pleasure a smoker derives from tobacco is when the nicotine enters his bloodstream and is almost instantly transmitted to the limbic section of his brain, which is where the so-called reward system is.”

“Reward system?”

“Where the brain rewards biologically useful behavior such as eating or reproducing, by stimulating the neurotransmitter flows, which makes you feel good. It seems there’s a neuro-transmitter chemical called glutamate which is what the nicotine actually works on, speeding it up and intensifying its flow. So that’s why smoking acts as a stimulant—and makes you feel so good—it’s all in the glutamate.”

“It sounds like you’ve studied this.”

“A little—as part of my business. And I decided that if you haven’t got any lungs to rot, or heart to run down, or stomach to erode, just a titanium bellows to pump the nicotine into what remains of your bloodstream, then what’s wrong with smoking as long as you don’t do it around non-smokers? Smoke as much as you like—it has absolutely no adverse physical effects on the brain itself.”

I stared out at the legendary plants that had been banned everywhere in the Solar System since long before my birth. “So you’re growing it here legally.”

“It’s Liberty City, remember?”

“And there’s a company that makes legal cigarettes?”

“Three of them, actually. There’re two other fields.”

“And places throughout the city where you can legally smoke them.”

“Now you’ve got it: smoking clubs. High-powered air filters and scrubbers. Absolutely no one else gets contaminated.”

“And nicotine is just about the most addictive substance in the pharmacopeia.”

“The most addictive. Because the brain’s limbic section is constantly telling your body to send it more nicotine. That’s the other reason it was banned. Even if you’re a boxie or a newbie, once you start smoking it’s almost impossible to stop—the hardwiring in your brain doesn’t want you to stop.”

“And someone’s making money on this every step of the way?”

“Absolutely. If you’re a boxie, or even a newbie, what other vices can you indulge in that make you feel so good? There’re about seven different stocks that I think look extremely good for long-term growth. Let’s go back to my office and I’ll—”

That’s when sirens began to scream, the sprinkler system came on and had us drenched almost instantly—and the opaqueness of the overhead dome began to fade. Seconds later, even before Van Bastolaer and I had had the sense to begin looking for shelter, we were simultaneously trying to keep from being drowned and from being blinded by the rays of the unshielded Sun.

“Over there!” shouted Van Bastolaer above the banshee wail of the sirens, pointing at a large red shed. “That’s where they cure the tobacco!”

We never made it.

Three box people emerged from the artificial rain and came to a halt just above our heads. “There’s an emergency!” cried the black male with thick white tufts of hair over his ears. “Everyone’s being directed to gather back in the artichoke field!”

Completely mystified, and hoping that none of the domes of Liberty City had been pierced by a meteorite, we let ourselves be led along with what looked like two other ganics through the deluge that was inundating the tobacco farm and back into the cabbage fields. Here, at least, it wasn’t raining, and the sirens were mercifully silent. But the Sun blazed down from a jet-black sky through a completely transparent dome. The only thing I could see, except for endless rows of cabbages and the dazzle in front of my eyes, was the distant figure of Miss Liberty rising high above the long, flat dome of Liberty City.

“What do you think is hap—” I was saying to Tom Van Bastolaer when his hand tightened painfully around my arm.

“Look,” he muttered in a strangled voice.

Tiny white and yellow flashes seemed to sparkle across the shoulder of Miss Liberty. Then, so slowly that it was hard to believe it was actually happening, the upraised arm that held the torch of liberty began to fall away from the body, followed by the majestic head. Even as they drifted slowly downward in the Moon’s light gravity, we saw the entire body tremble, then slowly, slowly topple backward.

It was only when about a hundred and fifty of us, twenty-five ganics, a hundred and twenty-five newbies, and one convalescent Cerean in a GEM chair, had been brought together from all the farming domes around Liberty City that we learned what the so-called “emergency” was.

We—and everyone else on the Moon—were now the guests, hostages, or prisoners of the box people.

Take your pick.

“Whatever we are,” murmured Tom Van Bastolaer toward the end of our second standard Earth day of captivity, “if we don’t get out of here soon we’re goners.”

I nodded lackadaisically. We were sitting in a makeshift shelter in the middle of the Palermo Family Artichoke Farm and hoping that Van Bastolaer’s facetious words two days earlier about being steamed like lobsters were not going to prove prophetic. Half a dozen boxies circled us slowly, construction lasers held menacingly in their mechanical hands.

Our box people captors, of course, at any time at all could have zoomed over to the controls that regulated the opacity of the overhead dome and quickly restored our twelve-hectare sauna bath to its normal temperature and humidity, but they apparently had no intention of doing so.

Instead, they had grudgingly allowed us to use whatever leftover bits of cartons, wrapping paper, and plastic sheeting we could scrounge from the various buildings scattered about the farm to construct a ramshackle roof whose only purpose was to keep the overhead Sun from A.) blinding us, and B.) roasting us.

Now, thanks to the generous amount of water vapor in the air, combined with the fact that the Lunar day still had six standard days to go before the Sun finally set on the far side of the Sea of Serenity, it was getting hotter and hotter.

And still hotter.

By now, all twenty-five ganics, men and women alike, had shucked their clothing and lay nude and corpselike in the shade of Our shelter, too weary to move or even complain. All my hospital clothing had been cut away by a helpful newbie and I lay slumped in my GEM chair, naked except for those bandages, casts, pressure molds, and therapeutic devices that were more or less an integral part of me.

As for all the poor newbies who shared our plight, their artificial bodies had their own built-in cooling system and the clothes they wore were purely for decorative purposes. When their systems overheated that would be the end of them—and of their hundred and some-odd-year life spans.

Wearily cursing J. Davis Alexander and his twisted ambitions for all they had done to Jin Tshei and me, I flicked at the continuous stream of sweat rolling off my forehead into my eyes. The one thing you could say for the boxies was that they were giving us plenty of water. That way they were keeping us alive and sweating dramatically for the video cameras that were transmitting our miserable images to the far comers of the Solar System.

We were, apparently, worth more to the boxies as live testimony to the humanitarianism of their demands than as dead proof of their unrelenting determination.

For the moment.

In the meantime, it kept getting hotter.

“Cheer up,” I croaked to Tom Van Bastolaer, “only 139 hours to sunset—at which point we’ll freeze to death.”

“I’ll never again eat a lobster.”

“I thought you newbies didn’t eat at all.”

“I’ll never again think about eating a lobster.”

A boxgirl drifted closer, a gray-haired woman whose high cheekbones might have been of Slavic origin. “Some more water?”

I nodded resignedly. “I’m running out of nutros,” muttered Van Bastolaer. “All of us are. We re going to start having irreparable brain damage pretty soon if you don’t give us any.”

“Sorry, I don’t have any. The orders are to give you only water.”

“But you box—you people are crazy!” protested Van Bastolaer. “I was a boxie myself for three years! I know what it’s like. All of us newbies do. Were on your side!”

“Really? Once you’re in your fine new bodies, I don’t see any of you newbies standing up in the Peep’s Assembly demanding civil rights for us boxies! Or helping us get our own bodies like all you rich bastards got yours.”

“But… but…” Van Bastolaer shrugged helplessly and fell silent. How could he stand up for the civil rights of boxies: he thought they already had plenty of them.

The boxies, apparently, all 13 million of them, or at least a sizeable percentage of them, didn’t agree. They felt that being confined to a box and being paid next to nothing to perform all the dirty work on the planet was a clear violation of their basic human rights. They wanted automatic citizenship for all the boxies who had worked six months and they wanted it now.

And to get it, they had effectively shut down the Moon.

Toppling the Statue of Liberty had merely been a way of drawing attention to themselves. On a more practical level, they had shut down the world’s spaceports, taken over the electrical, water, and oxygenation plants, and closed the doors of the MedSys Centers where daily shiploads of ancient Terrans now anxiously awaited to be transformed into boxies before their feeble bodies gave out on them. But until the box peoples’ demands were met, no more boxies were being created who might then be pressed into duty as strike-breaking scabs.

They shut down the tube tunnels between the cities.

They took over the surface farms and exposed the delicate crops to the destructive fury of the naked Sun.

They stopped doing the maintenance and engineering that kept all of the Moon’s financial and commercial centers going.

They stopped the building trades.

They turned off every waste disposal and recycling station in the world. They cut the air filtration systems back to the minimum. Garbage piled up; the Moon began to stink.

They detained, or sequestered, or blockaded, as many ganics as they could.

They stopped cultivating the underground hydroponic farms that accounted for most of the population’s basic foodstuffs—and sealed their entrances shut so that no one else could get in to run them.

Human-type people with human-type stomachs began to get hungry. And thirsty, and alternately hot or cold, and terrified, as water and heating and air-conditioning and electricity were cut off at increasingly frequent intervals.

Up on the surface farms it got hotter and hotter.

And still hotter.

“Hi there, Mr. White. How you doin’?”

I looked up with what remained of my energy and rapidly fading curiosity. Hovering in the glare just outside our patch of shade was a boxie who seemed vaguely familiar. It was hard to see his features, though, so completely was his head covered by an enormous broad-brimmed hat. “Oh,” I said, finally placing his nasal whine, and feeling the stir of a faint gleam of hope, “it’s Charlie the Boxboy. Hey, Charlie, have you come to get me out of here?”

The enormous hat waggled from side to side. “ ’Fraid not, Mr. White. Just comin’ by to say hello. Sorry to see you up here with all these nogood newbies, I thought you was down below with ever’one else.”

“I wish I was,” I said with total sincerity. “And I wish you were too. How come you’re mixed up with these… these other guys here?”

“Well, I’ll tell you, Mr. White. One of ’em called me the other day on my radio and asked if I’d like to help ’em out and maybe help me get a newbie of my own. So natcherly I says yes. When you spent twenty-eight years inside a box like me, whattya got to lose?”

“Twenty-eight years!”

“You better believe it.”

Tom Van Bastolaer, nervously checking his built-in wrist panel that told him how many remaining hours of nutros—and life—remained in his central reservoir, groaned softly. “And all 15 million of you boxie lunatics are floating around trying to kill people? I don’t believe it!”

Charlie the Boxboy cackled happily. “Hell, no, not by a damned sight! Just a couple thousand of us, but that’s all it takes, ain’t it?” He cackled again. “It’s so simple it makes you wonder why nobody ever thought of it before.”

“Thought of what?” demanded Van Bastolaer disgustedly. “Of seeing how many decent people you can kill by boiling them to death?”

“Ain’t nobody gonna be killed if you people who think you’re running the place do a little listening for once to the people who’re doin’ all the work, and let us share a couple of crumbs from your table.” Charlie spoke with surprising dignity. “But what I meant was, Mr. White, was that once the first couple boxies got the idea that maybe we should finally stand up for our rights, all they hadda do was run a database check to see how many of us boxies been stuck in our boxes for fifteen years or more and ain’t been able to buy our way out no matter what we do. So then they just started callin’ us one by one until they got enough of us to do what’s gotta be done. And ain’t none of you fancy newbies and ganics ever got the slightest idea what was goin’ on right under your noses!” He cackled again. “Hope you come outta this all right, Mr. White—but then, I hope I come outta this box, too! See you around.”

With a jaunty wave of the industrial laser he had politely kept hidden behind the back of his box during our conversation, he soared off into the blinding dazzle.

“So that’s who’s causing all this trouble,” muttered Tom Van Bastolaer in unbelieving tones. “Riffraff like that! They say they don’t have any rights; they’re just too damn lazy or stupid to work for them like the rest of us did! I just can’t believe it!”

I sighed. If every newbie on the Moon felt the same way Van Bastolaer did, then there was going to be very little meeting of the minds between them and the boxies.

And I was going to keep getting hotter and hotter.

“What about soldiers or the police?” I ventured tentatively. “Couldn’t they—”

“We don’t have soldiers on the Moon—what would we need them for? And most of the police are boxies themselves. Who wants to be a cop? And anyway, how do you arrest or shoot a bunch of boxies who don’t want to be shot? All they have to do is to disappear into the nearest air-conditioning duct or water main. You’d never find them all! And if you tried to shoot them, they’d start turning off the water and electricity—for good.”

I brushed more sweat away from my eyes. “Then what do you think is going to happen?”

“I think we either give in to their demands—or there are going to be an awful lot of dead humans and newbies.”

It continued to get hotter.

“Well,” I said, knowing that this might be the last conversation I’d ever have, “I guess this takes care of the tunnel bond funding. No one in the Belt is going to want to put their buckles into a place where a bunch of animated boxes can take over the tunnels and blow them all up if they aren’t given an extra helping of caviar for lunch.”

There was no reply from Tom Van Bastolaer. His eyes were closed, his mouth was open, and his breathing was ragged. He looked barely alive. Without moving my head I glanced around at the other bodies of both organic humans and newbies sprawled in the ovenlike heat. How many of them, I wondered vaguely, were already dead?

Was it worth trying to make a last desperate dash in my GEM chair for one of the airlocks or elevators that had supposedly been sealed by the boxies and trying to fight my way through?

I was still turning this over sluggishly in my numbed mind when I became aware that the blinding glare outside our darkened shelter was becoming rapidly less bright. Was it me—my body finally shutting down forever—or was it really growing darker inside the dome?

Moments later, the section of dome that I could see from where I huddled, turned a polished silver, then vanished completely in the utter darkness that suddenly engulfed us. Once again sirens howled and cool, cool water splashed against my body, first in droplets, then, in spite of the makeshift overhead shelter, in torrents. An icy wind appeared from nowhere, chilling my overheated body instantly. Moans and muffled shouts of bewilderment from my fellow prisoners could be dimly heard over the wailing sirens.

Now there were shouts of alarm and surprise—from our box people captors. They didn’t know what was going on any more than I did.

As taut as a fully drawn bow, I sat in the darkness, wondering what to do now.

Some of the floating boxie guards switched on their built-in lighting units and began to flicker about the rain-filled dome like dimly seen fireflies.

A hand gripped my shoulder.

I probably jumped no more than two and a half meters.

“Quick!” hissed Jin Tshei’s voice in my ear. “Get your chair onto my pallet! I’ve got all the entrances jammed open. We ll—”

“Van Bastolaer,” I gasped. “He’s dying. We’ve got to…” I trailed off, too busy trying to use my GEM chair and my one good arm to drag the Loonie s limp body onto the dimly outlined platform Jin Tshei had maneuvered next to us.

“Hey! What’s going—” A boxie appeared out of the darkness and loomed beside me, a tightly focused beam of white light stabbing down on Van Bastolaer’s chest.

I caught a brief flash of a silvery gleam and heard a meaty thud. The boxie went cartwheeling away, his light turning end over end until it vanished in the rain.

“Let’s go!” screamed Jin Tshei, brandishing the steel bar with which she had just bashed the guard. “Your friend’s on the sled! We’ve got to get out of here!”

The pallet lurched beneath me and we plunged into what seemed to be a torrent of water as dense as Niagara Falls. Moments before, I had been worried about boiling to death; now my only concern was to keep from drowning.

“How can you see where we’re going?” I shouted around mouthfuls of water.

“Infrared goggles,” came the barely audible reply. “I’m going strictly by heat source.”

Whatever Jin Tshei was doing, it was working. Almost before she had finished speaking, we were abruptly out of the rain, although the wail of the sirens was even more deafening and the darkness seemed even more absolute.

Suddenly my stomach seemed to be floating up around my ears. “Elevator!” shouted Jin Tshei above the siren. “We re going down!”

By the time we emerged into a dimly lighted passage of roughly dressed rock walls, the sirens were only barely audible. Two sharp turns and a steep ramp brought the four-meter-long pallet and its improbable cargo to an imposing metal door hung with KEEP OUT and DANGER signs and stylized death s heads.

“In here,” breathed Jin Tshei into the eerie silence that now seemed to be filled with the noisy beating of my heart. “Quick!” The door slid open.

In here was a rectangular cubicle whose walls were brightly colored scenes of bucolic spots on Earth. The ceiling was a creamy blue and white and its thick carpet a cheerful yellow and orange. Comfortable-looking chairs and couches jammed all the available floor space. Dozens of unfamiliar glass and ceramic objects were scattered throughout.

“Ashtrays,” explained Jin Tshei as she caught my look of puzzlement. “This is an old smoking club that’s been replaced by a bigger one down the hall. I found the program that changes the locks. Now no one can get in except me—and you.” Floating in the middle of the room, she used the metal pipe that she had used to whack the boxie to indicate a jumble of items piled high on one of the leather couches. “You’ve got all sorts of emergency breathing equipment and lights, tanks of compressed air, everything I could get my hands on. And just in case the crazies really turn the air off, there’s a monitoring device that’ll warn you if they do. Plus food and water and entertainment stuff. And nutros for newbies—I didn’t know whether Van Bastolaer would be with you or not.”

As she spoke, she had drifted lower to slip an oxygen mask over the Loonie’s face and to pull his drenched shirt away from his torso. A plate in his formidably muscled male chest opened and Jin Tshei began pulling empty nutrient packets from the cavity and replacing them from a carton on the couch. “There,” she said eventually. “I’m not much of an expert in newbie maintenance but it’s amazing how much information you can access from one of these boxes.” She snapped Van Bastolaer’s chest shut and together we tugged his body off the hovering pallet and onto a couch. “Either he’ll live or he won’t.” She rose decisively into the air. “I’ll let you know when it’s safe to come out. In the meantime, don’t open the door for anyone—they ’d have to use industrial lasers to bum their way in.”

“Who’d want to bum their way into a cancer factory?” I asked groggily, still half-dazed by the suddenness of recent events.

“No one—I hope.”

“But what are we doing here?”

Jin Tshei smiled wanly. “Haven’t you guessed? Waiting out the revolution.”

“But what about you? Aren’t you staying with—”

She grinned broadly. “I can’t—I’m a revolutionary myself, only a simple foot soldier, but still a soldier. That’s how I learned all the programming tricks to cause all that confusion upstairs.”

“You, a revolutionary? You’ve only been here a couple of weeks!”

“How else was I going to save you?” She drifted closer and her lips brushed mine. “Don’t go out, no matter how boring it gets.” She floated toward the door. “One thing I didn’t leave for you—cigarettes. I want to find you alive when I come back.”

For the rest of the Glorious Revolution of 2283 Tom Van Bastolaer and I played chess and monopoly and cornered the Solar System’s entire wealth on various computer games that Jin Tshei had left us. But as revolutions go, it wasn’t a very long one, hardly more than an extended coup d’etat. Three times the lights went off, six times the water, and once—for a heart-pounding twenty seconds—the entire air system. It wasn’t long after that that the door slid open and Jin Tshei’s ^earning box darted into the room. Six and a half standard days had passed since it had closed behind her. “It’s over!” she exclaimed.

I looked up distractedly from where I was about to capture Van Bastolaer’s queen. “Who won?”

“The boxies, of course.” She floated down beside us, settling her box body on the couch. “How could they lose, when you think about it?”

“I concede,” said Van Bastolaer grumpily, then turned his gaze to Jin Tshei. “So the inmates have taken over the asylum?”

“Not entirely. We could have held out for more, I think, but we were in a hurry. We now get automatic citizenship eighteen months after we’re boxed, and long-term, low-interest government loans for the automatic purchase of a newbie body at the end of the work period.”

“Well, there goes whatever industrial productivity we ever had on the Moon.” Tom Van Bastolaer sighed heavily. “The stock market’ll be ruined! And how many people died to achieve this… this descent into madness?”

“Too many,” said Jin Tshei with a pained grimace. “Hundreds probably, but at least it’s not thousands.”

“And the hospitals are working again?” I asked breathlessly.

“They will be by the time you get there.”

“I must be healed by now! I’m going crazy tied to this chair!”

Jin Tshei grinned. “I’ll swap you the chair for this box.”

I bit my lip. “Sorry, I shouldn’t be complaining, I suppose. What about Isabel—she must be absolutely frantic by now.”

“I beeped her a message with all the news a little while ago; she ought to be getting it just about now.”

“What did you say?”

“That all was well. That we loved her. That you’d be home soon.”

I swallowed. “Just me? Not you?”

“Dear Jonathan.” Jin Tshei drifted closer, took my good hand in her curiously soft artificial fingers. “There’s no magic wand to enable me to return to the Belt. Just wishing it won’t make it so. I’m going to have to stay here—and work for it.”

“Work? How do you mean?”

“Now that we’re finally organized, we boxies are going to have to make our peace with the newbies and present a united front—after all, they’re as much us as a butterfly is a caterpillar, aren’t they? We have to be united. And why should we be segregated here on the Moon as if we were typhoid carriers? One of these days we’re going to burst out—back to Earth and out to the Belt. Between us, we’ve got lots of money and some of the smartest, most experienced brains in the Solar System. Pretty soon I think you’re going to see people on Ceres agitating for full human rights for everyone, no matter what they look like or what they’re made of.”

“You mean a PR campaign?”

“Of course. Lobbying, advertising, articles, shows, out-and-out propaganda, some of it very subtle, almost subliminal conditioning, some of it very loud and obvious, teams of visiting boxies and newbies coming to show that we’re really not so inhuman as we’ve been made out to be. Syndicated TV series with boxie heroes and heroines, novels and games with heroic newbies. Anything that money and cleverness can do—we’ll do.”

“But that won’t bring you back!” I protested, my voice cracking.

She squeezed my hand. “Eventually it will. Not in this box, maybe, but in some sort of body. First as a visitor, then someday as a full-fledged citizen again. I promise, Jonathan: I’ll be back. Tell Isabel I love her.”

I threw my arm around Jin Tshei’s beautiful head and wept.

That was some time ago.

Hartman, Bemis & Choupette successfully underwrote the Kennedy-grad-Dooley’s Downfall tube tunnel 5-3/4 percent non-callable bonds of 2314 at 1-1/2 over par and pocketed 27 million Belter buckles for its efforts—some of which even dribbled down to Jonathan Welbrook White.

Isabel and I now spend a lot more time together that we used to, but she still speaks tenderly and longingly of Jin Tshei. So maybe Psych Service is smarter than either of us gave them credit for being.

Valerié-France is doing well at her school/clinic/home in Switzerland and is delighted to receive far more frequent visits from one of her mommies than she ever used to. She also enjoys tremendous prestige among the other children for being the only person there whose mother is a beautiful head on a shiny steel box.

Jin Tshei is still attached to her box although she could have moved to a newbie body some months ago. She is one of seven box people elected to the LPDA and says she intends to remain in her box until she and everyone else like her enjoy full civil rights throughout the Solar System.

On her first trip to Earth to visit Vally, Jin Tshei was forced to smuggle herself in hidden among a shipment of mutated Lunar eagles. Two days later she proclaimed her true status at a widely televised happening in front of the Palace of Human Rights in Geneva. It was six weeks before the authorities managed to get her deported, and since then she—and other boxies and newbies—have been visiting Earth with ever-increasing ease.

Isabel and I hope that her campaign promise to remain in her box and fight for boxie rights is just as binding as any other politician’s campaign promise and that on our next get-to-gether, either here or on the Moon, she’ll greet us from a newbie body, looking as much like the old Jin Tshei as possible.

“I do love her,” declared Isabel, “but how can I hug a box?”

J. Davis Alexander has surreptidous-ly spent a large portion of the fortune he made with the tunnel bond issue financing the activities of half a dozen recently formed Belter groups working for full implementation of human rights for all humans. Not through altruism—but because he still has dreams of immortality in a fine new body as long and lean as that of his gorgeous wife—and of eventually cornering the market on everything in the Solar System.

And me?

I’m not so certain as Jin Tshei and J. Davis Alexander are about the endless virtues of semi-eternal life in the form of either boxies or newbies. A couple of demographic projections I’ve seen by the sort of people who study this stuff prove pretty convincingly that if you turn almost everyone into a newbie, eventually the inorganic people are going to far outnumber the organic ones. And then maybe they’ll start asking themselves just why they need all these messy ganics around. After all, their bodies are good for at least a couple of thousand years…

But, of course, by the time that comes about, the only way I’d be around to worry about it would be as a boxie or newbie myself. Which would probably give me an entirely different perspective on the matter.

And as Isabel says—after coming back from a three-week visit to the Moon and Jin Tshei—it would be easy enough for Psych Service, or any other of the Belt governments, to add a rider to their marriage and reproduction licenses.

To wit: if you want to have children, you have to formally give up any future claim for trading in your aging organic body for that of a boxie or a newbie.

In other words, you can either live forever through your children and their children, or you can live forever in an artificial body—but you can’t do both.

It’ll be interesting to see how things work out.

I also bought as much stock as I could in Lunar tobacco producers and cigarette manufacturers. So far, because of a sharply increased rate of immigration of boxies from Earth to the Moon, the stocks are up 217 percent.

And I’ve unofficially been helping the Lunar government establish their first consulate office here in Clarkeville.

After all, even we Belters grow old and die someday.

Except when we can get a free ticket to the Moon and a shiny new box…

Jin Tshei: Hurry home—we miss you!