On Earth, cells contain mitochondria for converting food to energy, undulopodia (thrashing tails including those that propel sperm), and, in plants, plastids for storing chlorophyll. The ancestors of these organelles were originally independent free-swimming creatures. They came together in symbiosis with a host being whose DNA is now walled off in the nucleus; to this day, some organelles still contain vestigial DNA of their own.
On Flatland, diverse ancestors also learned to work together, but on a much grander scale. An Ib was actually a combination of seven large life-forms—indeed, “Ib” is short for “integrated bioentity.”
The seven parts are the pod, the watermelon-shaped creature containing the supersaturated solution in which the crystals of the principal brain grow; the pump, the digestive/respiratory structure that surrounds the pod like a blue sweatshirt tied around a green pot belly, with tubular arms hanging down for feeding and excreting; the twin wheels, fleshy hoops coated with quartz; the frame, a saddle-shaped gray construct that provides axles for the wheels and anchor points for the other elements; the bundle, sixteen copper-colored ropes that normally form a heap in front of the pump but can snake out as needed; and the web, a sensor net that covers the pump, pod, and upper frame.
The web has an eye and a bioluminescent dot wherever two or more of its strands intersect. Although they have no speech organs, Ibs hear as well as terrestrial dogs do, and they accept with good humor spoken names bestowed by members of other races. Starplex’s ExOps manager was Rhombus; Snowflake was senior geologist; Vendi (short for Venn Diagram) was a hyperdrive engineer; and Boxcar—well, Boxcar was the biochemist with whom Rissa was collaborating on the most important project in history.
In 1972, Earth’s Club of Rome began preaching the limits of growth. But with all of space now at humanity’s fingertips, there were no more constraints. To hell with the textbook 2.3 children. If you wanted 2x103 kids, there was room enough for all of them—and for you, too. The argument that individuals had to die in order to allow the race to advance no longer applied.
Boxcar and Rissa were trying to increase the lifespans of the Commonwealth races. The problem was daunting; so much of how life worked still remained mysterious. Rissa doubted that the riddle of aging would be solved in her lifetime, although within a century someone would likely find the key. The irony was not lost on her: Clarissa Cervantes, senescence researcher, probably belonged to the final human generation that would know death.
The average human lifespan was a hundred Earth years; Waldahudin lived to be about forty-five (the fact that they were self-sufficient after only six years didn’t quite compensate for the shortness of their span; some humans thought the knowledge that they were the shortest-lived of the Commonwealth sentients was what made them so disagreeable); dolphins were good for eighty years with proper health care; and, barring accidents, an Ib would live for precisely 641 Earth years.
Rissa and Boxcar thought they knew why Ibs lived so much longer than the other races. Human, dolphin, and Waldahud cells all have a Hayflick limit: they properly reproduce only a finite number of times. Ironically, Waldahud cells had the highest limit—about ninety-three’ times—but their cells, like the creatures composed of them, had the shortest life cycle. Human and dolphin cells could divide about fifty times. But the organelle clusters—there was no overall membrane to make them a single cell—that made up the body of an Ib could reproduce indefinitely. What eventually kills most Ibs is a mental short circuit: when the crystals of the central brain, which form matrices at a constant rate, reach their maximum information capacity, the overflow causes the basic routines governing respiration and digestion to become garbled.
Since she didn’t seem to be needed on the bridge, Rissa had gone down to her lab to join Boxcar. She was sitting in a chair; Boxcar was positioned next to her. They watched the data scrolling up the monitor plate rising from the desk in front of them. The Hayflick limit had to be governed by cellular timers of some sort. Since it was observed in cells from both Earth and Rehbollo, they’d hoped comparison genome mapping would help. Attempts to correlate across genetic platforms the mechanisms for timing body growth, puberty, and sexual functions had all been successful. But, maddeningly, the cause of the Hayflick limit remained elusive.
Maybe this latest test—maybe this statistical analysis of inverted telomerase RNA codons—maybe—
Lights winked on Boxcar’s sensor web. “It saddens me to note that the answer is not there,” said the translated voice, British, as all Ib voices were, and female, as half of them were arbitrarily assigned.
Rissa let out a heavy sigh. Boxcar was right; another dead end.
“I intend no offense with this comment,” said Boxcar, “but I’m sure you know that my race has never believed in gods. And yet when I encounter a problem like this—problem that seems, well, designed to thwart solution—it does make one think that the information is being deliberately withheld from us, that our creator does not want us to live forever.”
Rissa made a small laugh. “You may be right. A common theme among human religions is the belief that gods jealously guard their powers. And yet why build an infinite universe, but put life on only a handful of worlds.”
“Begging your generous pardon for pointing out the obvious,” said Boxcar, “but the universe is only infinite in that it has no borders. It does however contain a finite amount of matter. Still, what is it that your god is said to have commanded? Be fruitful and multiply?”
Rissa laughed. “Filling the universe would take an awful lot of multiplying.”
“I thought that was an activity you humans enjoyed.”
She grunted, thinking of her husband. “Some more than others.”
“Forgive me if I’m being intrusive,” said Boxcar, “but PHANTOM prefaced the translation of your last sentence with a glyph indicating that you spoke it ironically. It is doubtless me who is to blame, but I seem to be missing a layer of your meaning.”
Rissa looked at the Ib—a faceless, six-hundred-kilogram wheelchair. Pointless to discuss such matters with her—with it, a sexless gestalt that knew nothing of love or marriage, a creature to whom an entire human lifespan was a brief interlude. How could it understand the stages a marriage went through—the stages a man went through.
And yet—
She could not talk about it with her female friends aboard ship. Her husband was Starplex’s director—the… the captain they would have called it in the old days. She couldn’t chance gossip getting around, couldn’t risk diminishing him in the eyes of the staff.
Rissa’s friend Sabrina had a husband named Gary. Gary was going through the same thing—but Gary was just a meteorologist. Not someone to whom everyone looked up, not someone who had to endure the gaze of a thousand people.
I’m a biologist, thought Rissa, and Keith’s a sociologist. How did I ever end up a politician’s wife, with him, me, and our marriage under the microscope?
She opened her mouth, about to tell Boxcar that it was nothing, nothing at all, that PHANTOM had mistaken fatigue or perhaps disappointment in the latest experiment’s results for irony.
But then she thought, why the hell not? Why not discuss it with the Ib? Gossiping was a failing of individual life-forms, not of gestalt beings. And it would feel good—oh so very good—to get it off her chest, to be able to share it with someone.
“Well,” she said—an articulated pause, giving herself one last chance to rein in her words. But then she pressed on: “Keith is getting old.”
A slight ripple of lights on Boxcar’s web.
“Oh, I know,” said Rissa, lifting a hand. “He’s young by Ibese standards, but, well, he is becoming middle-aged for a human. When that happens to a human female, we undergo chemical changes associated with the end of our childbearing years. Menopause, it’s called.”
Lights playing up the web; an Ibese nod.
“But for male humans, it isn’t so cut-and-dried. As they feel their youth slipping away, they begin to question themselves, their accomplishments, their status in life, their career choices, and… well, whether they are still attractive to the opposite sex.”
“And is Keith still attractive to you?”
Rissa was surprised by the question. “Well, I didn’t marry him for his looks.” That hadn’t come out the way she’d intended. “Yes, yes, he’s still attractive to me.”
“It is doubtless wrong for me to remark upon this, and for that I apologize, but he is losing his hair.”
Rissa laughed. “I’m surprised you would notice something like that.”
“Without intending offense, please know that telling one human from another is difficult for us, especially when they are standing close by and so are visible to only part of our webs. We’re attentive to individual details. We know how upsetting it is to humans to not be recognized by someone they think should know them. I have noticed both his loss of hair and its change of color. I have learned that such changes can signal a reduction in attractiveness.”
“I suppose they can, for some women,” said Rissa. But then she thought, this is silly. Dissembling to an alien. “Yes, I liked his looks better when he had a full head of hair. But it’s such a minor point, really.”
“But if Keith is still attractive to you, then—forgive my boundless ignorance—I don’t see what the problem is.”
“The problem is that he doesn’t care if he’s still attractive to me. Appealing to one’s mate is taken as a given. I suppose that’s why men in the past often put on weight after they’d gotten married. No, the question running through Keith’s mind these days, I’m sure, is whether he’s attractive to other women.”
“And is he?”
Rissa was about to respond with a reflex “of course,” but then paused to really consider the question—something she hadn’t done before. “Yes, I suppose he is. Power, they say, is the ultimate aphrodisiac, and Keith is the most powerful man in—in our space-going community.”
“Then, begging forgiveness, what is the difficulty? It sounds as though he should have the answer to his question.”
“The difficulty is that he may have to prove it to himself—prove that he’s still attractive.”
“He could conduct a poll. I know how much you humans rely on such information.”
Rissa laughed. “Keith is more of… more of an empiricist,” she said. Her tone sobered. “He may wish to conduct experiments.”
Two lights winking. “Oh?”
Rissa looked at a point high up on the wall. “Whenever we’re in a social situation with other humans, he spends too much time with the other women present.”
“How much is too much?”
Rissa frowned, then said, “More than he spends with me. And often, he’s off talking to women who are half his age—half my age.”
“And this bothers you.”
“I guess so.”
Boxcar considered for a moment, then: “But is this not all natural? Something all men go through?”
“I suppose.”
“One cannot fight nature, Rissa.”
She gestured at the monitor, with the negative results of the last Hayflick-limit study still displayed on it. “So I’m beginning to find out.”