Something in the Water

TWO

Gwen Cooper put the back of her hand across her mouth in an attempt to hide the oncoming yawn. It was a hopeless task: the yawn was too big and too wide. Nothing could have disguised it.

‘Got you,’ said Toshiko Sato with satisfaction. ‘You lose.’

‘Sod it.’ Gwen rubbed her face with her hands and then threw her thick black hair back from her face in an effort to sharpen up. ‘It’s not fair, anyway. You never yawn. I’ve never seen you yawn, not once, ever.’

They were sitting at a table in a motorway service station. It was almost deserted, but they had agreed to pull in and grab some caffeine before one or both of them nodded off in the car. They’d sat down with two large Americanos, and the yawning competition had started.

‘What are we doing here, anyway?’ Gwen asked, blowing into the foam on her coffee.

‘Well,’ said Toshiko with some enthusiasm, ‘the way I like to see it, we’re investigating specific chronon discharge in the area. The Rift’s been fluctuating so much recently, and this seems to be a focal point for some of the more obvious temporal spasms. Jack’s doing the same thing near the city centre.’

Gwen blinked at her. ‘I was speaking philosophically.’

‘Ah.’ Toshiko had already taken out one of her scanning instruments, ready to demonstrate. She smiled quickly and returned it to her bag. ‘Philosophy. Not my strong point. Quantum physics and Stephen Hawking, yes. Metaphysics and Plato, not so much.’

Gwen rested her chin in one hand. ‘Rhys once told me that, from the moment we’re born, we’re all on a collision course with death.’

‘If that’s philosophy then I’ll stick with Hawking.’

‘I think he read it somewhere in a novel. That’s why he’s in haulage, not philosophy. But it’s true, though, when you think about it. We’re all going to die some day.’

‘Well, all of us except Captain Jack Harkness, it seems.’

Gwen nodded slowly. ‘The exception that proves the rule.’

Toshiko thought about it for a while. ‘I suppose it does mean that one day, for the rest of us, we really will breathe our last breath. Say our last word. Think our last thought …’

‘The final act.’

‘You sort of stop thinking about it in our line of work,’ Toshiko said. ‘We’ve each faced “the final act” so many times, it just becomes-’

‘Part of the routine?’

‘-an occupational hazard.’

‘I had that already in the police,’ Gwen mused. ‘Rhys used to worry about it a lot. God knows what he would think if he knew what I did now.’ She stared into space for a long moment. ‘Poor Rhys …’

‘This is getting too maudlin,’ Toshiko warned. ‘A motorway services at midnight is no place to think these thoughts. You and Rhys are fine, you’re strong, you’re getting married. It’s good that you have a life outside Torchwood. None of the rest of us have that, not really.’

‘I suppose.’ Gwen sat up straight, brushed her thick black hair away from her face. ‘OK, non-philosophical question: what are we doing here, exactly? Something about chronic somethings, wasn’t it?’

Toshiko smiled patiently. ‘Chronons are discrete particles of time. The Rift has been throwing them out like little sparks for some time. I don’t know if it’s anything to do with the recent time shift with 1918 but …’ Her smiled faded, just a little, as she remembered what it had taken to put things right then. The final act, once again. She looked down at her coffee and said nothing.

‘Hey,’ Gwen reached out, squeezed her hand. ‘Chronon particles. Tell me more.’

Toshiko blinked, shook her head and considered the subject. ‘It’s not easy to explain. I’ve been monitoring the fluctuations in the Rift. I don’t know if it’s some sort of natural adjustment, like an aftershock or a hiccup, or whether something else is directly affecting it. But the results are plain to see: tiny threads of temporal activity all over the region, spreading out much further than usual.’ She sipped her coffee, licked the tiny line of froth from her lip. ‘Which is why we’ve ended up here, I suppose …’

‘Chasing ghosts,’ Gwen smiled. ‘Strange sightings in the mists near Newport … Spookiness in Splott …’ She opened her eyes wide. ‘Who ya gonna call?’

‘Torchwood!’

They laughed and then quickly stopped, embarrassed at their loudness. It was gone midnight and there were only three other customers here. One of those looked like a vagrant; baggy black cords, trainers, old parka with the hood up. As Gwen looked the old guy over, he suddenly turned his head towards her and she visibly flinched. He had dark eyes but she could see them clearly in the shadows of his hood, almost burning like coals.

‘What’s up?’ asked Toshiko.

Gwen shrugged. ‘I dunno; just getting jumpy I suppose. I was checking out that old guy and he caught me eyeballing him.’

Toshiko sneaked a look, took in the scruffy coat, scratchy grey beard and dark, dangerous eyes. The fingers which poked out of the sleeves of the parka were grubby, and there were big smudgy thumbprints on his tea mug, visible even from here. As Toshiko watched, the man dredged up some phlegm from the back of his throat and spat it out into the cup.

Toshiko turned back to Gwen and leaned in, talking quietly. ‘Well,’ she said slowly and carefully, ‘maybe he fancies you.’

Gwen barked out a loud, unladylike laugh, and the four other people in the cafe all looked up. ‘Tosh, that is just — eww, no!’ Gwen screwed up her face and tried not to laugh again.

‘Don’t look now,’ smiled Toshiko, ‘but he’s still watching you …’

‘No, you’re wrong,’ Gwen argued, grinning. ‘He’s watching you. Hey, I think you’re in there, Tosh!’

The man was going through another series of coughs. Too many fags. Gwen drained her coffee, stood up and collected her bag, slinging it over a shoulder. ‘C’mon, let’s go.’

Toshiko nodded in the old man’s direction. ‘What about …?’

‘You can have him if you like. He’s not my type.’

‘Too dirty?’

‘Not dirty enough.’

Laughing raucously again, the two women headed for the exit. Toshiko held out her hand and asked Gwen for the car keys. ‘You’re too tired to drive. I’ll take us back.’

‘Won’t argue with that.’ Gwen paused to fish in her bag for the keys and, as she did so, drew level with the old man’s table. He reached up and put a hand on her arm and she jumped again.

‘Whoa,’ he said, showing the palms of his hands. ‘No offence, girl. I just wanted to tell you …’ He nodded back in the direction they’d come. ‘You left your purse on the table.’

Gwen looked back and swore. Nestled between the coffee cups, the remains of a doughnut and a few screwed-up napkins was the red leather of her wallet. ‘Thanks,’ she said, and hurried back to fetch it.

‘You want to be careful with things like that,’ the old guy warned Toshiko. ‘Crooks these days want more than just cash. They want credit cards and everything. They steal identities too, y’know.’

‘Yes,’ said Toshiko. ‘I know.’

‘Like Invasion of the Bodysnatchers,’ the old man continued. He coughed again and rubbed at his chest. ‘You ever see that film? Pod people. That’s what they called ’em. Now they’re just crooks like all the others.’

‘Thanks again,’ said Gwen as she returned. The old guy nodded and scratched his beard with a grubby forefinger. Gwen wondered if she should give him something, but Toshiko gave a minute shake of her head and urged her towards the door.

‘Just before you go …’ said the old guy, raising his voice slightly.

Gwen stopped. ‘Here we go, he wants money,’ she thought, reaching for her purse.

But he shook his bushy head and held up a hand. ‘Keep your cash, love. Not interested. Money don’t mean nothing to me. I didn’t get where I am today by having money.’

‘Well, no,’ agreed Gwen.

He cleared his throat. ‘If Torchwood really is looking for ghosts, you should try Greendown Moss. It’s haunted.’

Toshiko gaped. ‘Did you just say Torchwood?’

He stood up, towering over both women. ‘Don’t look so startled. I know all about Torchwood.’ He suddenly roared with laughter. ‘The look on your faces! He said it’d be priceless, and he was right. He was always right!’

‘I beg your pardon?’ said Gwen.

The man gave another laugh, full of warmth. ‘How is Cap’n Jack these days? Still looking like he’s dodging forty? Still going misty-eyed whenever someone mentions the war? I bet he’s still addicted to Glenn Miller and wearing that old greatcoat!’

Gwen smiled despite herself. ‘You know Jack.’

‘I only ever knew him as Captain Jack. A damned fine man, even if he did wear boots with turn-ups. American, too, but that’s not his fault, is it? He was a glory-hunting maniac and the kindest man I ever knew. Saved my life twice in ’73, and then left me for a chorus girl from Boston. Give the smooth-talking bastard two fingers from me next time you see him.’

‘Uh, right,’ Gwen nodded.

‘Anyway,’ the man carried on regardless, ‘I owe him a favour or two, don’t I? And he sent a message to say you two would be coming this way. A looker and a genius, he said. Which one’s which?’

Toshiko and Gwen exchanged another glance.

‘I’m an unnatural historian,’ continued the old man, not waiting for a reply. ‘Been studying the area and its ghosts and ghoulies for the last fifty years. Professor Leonard Morgan, at your service. You can call me Professor Len.’