My Name Is Mina

Chicks, A Lethal Cat & Limplessness

The black beast is on the prowl. Be very wary. Because the black beast really is a black black beast. It’s a pretty purring pet called Whisper but it’s also a wild thing that will kill if we give it the chance. That’s because the eggs have hatched! There are three pretty sticky feathery things inside the pretty nest! And the parent birds are flying back and forwards with fleas and flies inside their mouths, with worms dangling like fat spaghetti from their beaks. I’ve climbed carefully, quietly, just high enough to look down and see the extraordinary pretty things. And the parents squawked at me – Squawk squawk squawk! – and tilted their heads as they looked at me.

Don’t you dare! they squawked. Keep away! Squawk! You’re danger! Squawk!

But the real danger’s down below. The black beast’s prowling in the garden. It’s slinking along the pavement. It tries to look casual and unconcerned, but it hesitates and listens. I see it turning its head, turning its ear towards the nest. And it looks up at me with O so pleading eyes.

Hello, Mina, purrs the black black beast. I’m your special friend, aren’t I? I’m your lovely little pet. Why don’t you let me come up there to keep you company?

I glare back down, and I point my finger.

Don’t you dare, you black black beast! Keep away! You’re danger!

I wave it off and it turns in a huff and prowls haughtily away. It’ll soon be back, making eyes at me, and licking its teeth at the thought of crushing the pretty little things inside its mouth.

I sit still in the tree. I tell myself I’m the Guardian of the Chicks. But I’m not really. In truth, the chicks are safe inside the nest. They’re out of Whisper’s reach. He couldn’t climb up here. And even if he could, he couldn’t climb out to where the nest is. It’s built on branches far too thin to hold him. So he prowls below, listening, watching, waiting. The real time of danger will come when the chicks are fledged, when they’re out of the nest but not able to fly well, when they’re hiding in the hedges and the shadows and the parent birds are still feeding them.

It’s safe to close my eyes. I stop being the Guardian of the Chicks and I try again to imagine being inside an egg. I imagine the sticky feathers and wings growing on me. I imagine peck peck pecking at the shell with my little pointy beak. I imagine pecking my way out the blue-green darkness of the egg into the blue-green light of the tree, just like the chicks have done. I imagine testing my tiny chirping voice for the first time. And I make tiny, almost-silent tweets and squeaks, pretending that my throat is a bird’s throat and my mouth is a beak and …

And then I hear my name spoken.

“Mina? Mina?”

I open my eyes. I look down. There’s a girl standing just underneath me. She’s wearing a St. Bede’s sweatshirt.

“Mina.”

I can’t speak. I make a rather silly-sounding tweeting noise. I bite my lip.

“Do you not remember me, Mina?”

I nod. Of course I do. It’s Sophie Smith, the girl from school, the girl that was my friend for a while.

“Yes,” I squeak at last.

“Just thought I’d come and say hello,” she says. She smiles. “Hello.”

“Hello,” I squawk.

She smiles again, looks up at me in my tree. Blue eyes, blond hair, pale face. Just like she was, but older. The blackbirds are squawking in alarm at this new visitor.

“They’ve got chicks,” I cheep.

Sophie smiles.

“Just being good parents,” she says. She widens her eyes. “I won’t harm them!” she whispers up towards the birds.

Squawk! go the birds. Squawk! Squawk!

“Brave things,” says Sophie. “And soon they’ll be brave enough to let their babies fly away.”

Then she flaps her arms and jumps and jumps.

“Look!” she says. “I had my operation!”

“That’s good.”

She strides in a confident small circle on the pavement.

“It’s not totally fixed yet,” she says. “But it is nearly.”

“That’s fantastic. Did it hurt?”

“Yes. And still does, a bit.” She strides a circle again. She kicks her feet and sways her hips. “But it was worth it.”

“That’s great, Sophie.”

My voice sounds so small, really like a little chick’s.

“Did you have yours?” she says.

“Pardon?”

“Your operation. The destrangification operation. Remember?”

“O. Yes, I remember. No, I haven’t had it yet.”

“Still strange, then?”

“I suppose so.”

She smiles.

“That’s good. You might still come back, though?”

“Pardon?”

“You might come back to school? I often wonder about you.”

I look at the leaves around me. I suddenly feel so stupid up here. I feel so small and so inarticulate. She wonders about me? I haven’t a clue what to say.

“I don’t know,” I mutter. “No, I don’t think so. I think that schools are …”

My voice trails away. I can’t even finish the sentence.

“Even Mrs. Scullery said it might be nice if you came back again,” says Sophie.

“Scullery? You’re joking!”

“No.”

“Huh!”

Someone calls Sophie’s name. I look along the street. Three girls are there, at the far end, sitting on a low garden wall.

“Sophie! Come on!”

“I have to go,” she says. She laughs. “You’re crackers, aren’t you?”

Again I hardly know what to say.

“Am I?” I squeak.

“Yes. But you’re nice. And I’m crackers as well in my way. So are lots of us.”

“Are you?”

“Yes.”

I bite my lip again. I stare down at her, then I glance at the girls along the street. Can it be true?

“Well,” says Sophie. “Maybe we’re not quite as crackers as you are. But crackers anyway.”

“Sophie!” they call again.

She shrugs and smiles.

“Nothing wrong with being crackers, is there?”

“No,” I squeak.

“If you did come back, I’d help you.”

“Thank you,” I whisper.

“Anyway,” she says. She does a couple of jumps on the pavement. “I just wanted to show you my limplessness!”

She jumps and jumps again.

“Limplessness,” I whisper. “Limp-less-ness!”

“Not bad, eh?” says Sophie.

“No. Not bad. Very good.”

“And I just wanted to say hello. And now goodbye.”

Then she’s gone. I say goodbye after her. I want to jump down and run after her and grab her and tell her she’s nice, too, and that I’m very pleased for her, and that … But I don’t. She goes back to her friends. I close my eyes.

“Stupid Mina!” I squeak to myself.

“She wonders about me,” I squawk softly.

“She says I’m nice,” I whisper.

“Limplessness,” I murmur, and I slowly write two lovely words in my book.

There they are, two brand-new words brought into the world by Sophie Smith and written in my book by me. So maybe she is crackers, too, as she says she is.

She’s gone from the street with her friends.

I write again, so shyly, so timidly.

Sophie’s nice. I wish she had stayed a little longer. I wish I had asked her to stay a little longer. Silly silly Mina!

I think about what Sophie said about Mrs. Scullery and this gets me to thinking about Mrs. Scullery and I write again.

A CONFESSION. OK, maybe Scullery wasn’t quite so horrible and screechy as I made her out to be. And maybe THE HEAD TEACHER wasn’t quite so thick. And maybe they both showed a bit more understanding than I said they did. But when you’re writing stories, sometimes you just have to do these things. You have to EXAGGERATE, otherwise there wouldn’t be any DRAMA. It’s just what writers DO!! OK?

Weird, how I can feel so frail and tiny sometimes, and other times so brave and bold and reckless and free, and … Does everybody feel the same? When people get grown-up, do they always feel grown-up and sensible and sorted out and … And do I want to feel grown-up? Do I want to stop feeling … paradoxical, nonsensical? Do I want to stop being crackers? Do I want to be destrangified? O yes, sometimes I want nothing more – but it only lasts a moment, then oh I want to be the strangest and crackerest of everybody, to be … O stop it, Mina! Sometimes I just think too much and ponder too much and … Stop it, I said!

Then there’s no time to squeak or squawk or wish or wonder anything else because a great big white van pulls into the street and stops outside Mr. Myers’s house. Then the blue car pulls up behind it and the family gets out. The mum has the baby all wrapped up in white in her arms.

“Already?” I whisper.

She looks along the street. She holds the baby close like she wants to protect it from the world. The dad moves close and hugs them both. I hear the baby crying. She carries it inside. I imagine them in there, in the still-half-dilapidated house, the brand-new baby, the ancient neglected place.

Then the doors of the van open and the dad and two burly men start carrying furniture into the house.

The boy stays all alone, glaring at the earth, glaring at the sky. He holds a football under his arm.

“What do you wish?” I whisper to him, and of course there’s no way for him to hear.

The new boy looks nice, I tell myself. Will I be brave enough to tell him that? Does he go to school? Of course he does.

He bounces the ball, once, twice. He kicks it against the garden wall, once, twice. He glares at the street as if he hates it. Then he does follow his family and the furniture inside.

I keep on watching. Then Mum’s below me, smiling up at me.

“I see the newcomers have arrived,” she says.

We look along towards Mr. Myers’s house, which is no longer Mr. Myers’s house.

“And the baby,” I say.

“The baby? Already?”

“Yes.”

“Oh dear. I suppose they hoped to be more prepared. But they come when they come.”

“And the eggs have hatched as well,” I say.

“So it’s the right time. It’s a day of chicks and babies!”

She reaches a hand towards me.

“And listen to me, my baby.”

“Yes?”

“I think maybe you’re too much up there in your tree.”

“Too much in the tree?”

“Yes. You should come down into the world a bit more. And you should come down and come for a walk with me.”

“A walk to where?”

“To wherever our feet might take us.”

“OK.”

I drop down, out of the tree. Then I put my finger to my lips.

“Listen,” I whisper.

“To what?”

“Just listen. If we listen closely we’ll maybe hear the chicks cheeping in the nest. Maybe we’ll even hear the baby.”

We listen closely, closely, closely. We stretch upwards, turn our heads towards the nest.

“Hear them?” I say.

She shakes her head.

“Me neither,” I say.

We grin at each other.

“Maybe tomorrow,” I say. “Take us somewhere, feet.”