18
That evening Harry drove over to Tad’s, parked at the curb, went to the front door. There was a letter slot there. He took a folded envelope out of his back pocket, looked at it.
On the front he had written in big block letters: TAD.
He slipped the letter through the slot and turned away.
Inside the house, Tad, drinking a beer from the can, heard the letter slide in.
He went to the door, looked out the peephole.
Nothing.
He went to the window.
He watched Harry’s back as he walked away briskly.
Tad started to go to the door, call out to him.
But didn’t.
He feared it might interrupt his drinking.
He put the envelope on the table, sat in a chair at the dining room table, and kept sipping at his beer, considered when he should break out the whiskey, maybe get some Kleenex, shell the old corncob.
Nah. All that drinking. It would be too limp.
He might just watch some TV.
Course, he had already gotten up once to go to the door, see who was out there. Getting up twice, he had to give that some consideration.
You didn’t want to overdo it, this getting up business. Not when you had drinking to do.
Besides, the channel changer was far. He had left it in the kitchen. Why he had been carrying the channel changer around was beyond him, but from the dining room table, he could see it lying on the counter. Waiting for him.
“Come get me, Tad,” it called.
Course, he got it, then he had to find the TV.
He looked at the envelope on the table.
If he opened it, he might get a paper cut. Might be best just to let it lie, call in the paper cut squad, have them open it for him.
Was there such a thing?
Really ought to be.
A whole team, glove wearing, so they could open letters and not get cut, a bunch who would do it for someone didn’t want to take the chance.
A paper cut, it could be downright annoying.
Under certain circumstances it could even get infected and you could die.
He patted the letter and let it lie.
Tad took a long drag on his beer, held the can up, said, “Yee-haw. Ain’t life grand.”