Lilliput Legion

Chapter 8

Finn groaned and opened his eyes. Shafts of painfully bright sunlight streamed down on him through a canopy of tree branches. He squinted against the glare and tried to turn his head. It felt as if someone had given his hair a sharp yank. He tried to raise his head and found he couldn't do that, either. In fact, he couldn't move at all. He had been bed down, immobilised by a large number of thin, crudely braided ropes that were firmly staked to the ground. He could have broken anyone of them with ease, but there were far too many of them. His floater pak had been removed and he had been dragged out of the thicket and turned over on his back, then spread-eagled on the ground in the middle of a small clearing, like a butterfly pinned to a board. He felt something moving across his chest.

Footsteps.

A tiny figure moved across his chest and stood silhouetted against the sunlight, looking down at him. Then two more little figures came up to stand beside the first one. He could not make out their features. All he could see were three shadowy figures, no more than six inches tall, standing on his chest.

Two of them were aiming miniature laser rifles at him.

"Who are you?" one of them said, raising his small voice so that Finn could hear him clearly.

"Who the hell are you?" countered Finn.

The tiny man crouched down on Finn's chest and a second later, Finn yelped with pain. The Lilliputian had taken a fistful of his chest hair and yanked it out.

"You little son of a-"

One of the other Lilliputians whacked him in the chin with the butt of his tiny rifle, then brought it up to his shoulder and aimed right between Finn's eyes.

"Now you just lie very, very still, answer my questions and speak softly," said the first Lilliputian, crouching on one knee on Finn's chest, "or my men will start shaving off pieces of your anatomy with their lasers. You understand?"

Finn grunted.

"I'll take that as a yes," the Lilliputian said.

Finn strained to raise his head a little against the restraining ropes, so that he could see his tiny interrogators better. The little man doing all the talking had long, black, wavy hair that fell down to his shoulders like a lion's mane and was held in place by a cloth headband. He was bearded and shirtless, wearing a black shoulder harness resembling crossed bandoleers. It held a miniature laser pistol on one side and several power magazines in loops on the other. He was dressed in loose camouflage trousers bloused over tiny jungle boots. His small physique was lean and heavily muscled, ripped to the bone. His two companions looked about the same, like jungle commandos who had been out in the bush too long.

"One more time," the Lilliputian said, "who are you? "Capt. Finn Delaney, Temporal Intelligence. You want my serial number, too?'

"That won't be necessary," said the Lilliputian, with a smile. "I believe you.

However, if I stop believing you, my men will start causing you considerable pain.

Now then, Captain Delaney, what are you doing here?”

"I came looking for you, you.-little pipsqueak-Aahhh!"

One of the other Lilliputians had fired his laser, barely grazing Finn's left ear. Finn strained hard against the ropes and the little commandos on his chest danced a jig to keep their balance. Almost immediately, Finn heard a multitude of rapid little tapping sounds on either side of him. With his peripheral vision, he could see other Lilliputians on the ground, using tiny sledgehammers to pound in the stakes he had loosened with his movements. The one who seemed to be the leader let go of Finn's chest hair, which he had seized with both hands to keep his balance when Finn had started to strain against the ropes.

"Please don't do that again, Captain," the Lilliputian said. "I don't really want to kill you, but I will if you leave me no choice."

Delaney couldn't believe it. He was being threatened by a man who was smaller than his shoe size.

"How did you find us?" the Lilliputians said. "How did you locate the confluence?". "Gulliver gave me the position of the island," Finn said.

"Gulliver? Impossible. He didn't know anything about the confluence. "

"Of course, he had no way of knowing about the confluence," said Finn. "He must have simply sailed right through it without realising he was crossing over from one universe into another. He took a sextant reading when he escaped from here. He must have done it the moment he came through the confluence. The thing I can't figure out is which timeline he came from in the first place. I don't suppose you'd happen to know?"

"No, Captain, I wouldn't. And at the moment, I don't really care. My main concern right now is deciding what to do with you. What, precisely, were your orders?"

"'What orders?"

"Come on, don't play stupid. You're an advance scout for an invasion force. How many others were sent out with you? How long before you're overdue?"

"I came here alone."

"You expect me to believe that?"

"I don't really give a damn what you believe," Delaney said. "If the Temporal Army was going to invade this island, they'd have been on you like a fox on a duck by now. And if you really believed there was going to be an invasion, you wouldn't still be here. You'd have killed me and gotten the hell out."

"You're probably right, Captain," said the Lilliput lieutenant. "Getting off this island would have been smartest thing for us to do. Unfortunately, my men and I had no means of getting off this island, so if an invasion force is coming in hard on your heels, we're simply going to have to fight. Unless, of course, your people are planning to wipe out this entire island with a warp grenade, in which case I guess we're shit out of luck. And so are you."

"Wait a minute," Finn said. "If you have no way of getting off this island, then how the hell did you get to the 27th century to make that assault on HQ?" Delaney said.

"That wasn't us," the Lilliput lieutenant said.

"Oh, yeah, I guess it was some other bunch of Lilliputian’s,"

Finn said, sarcastically.

One of the other Lilliputians quickly raised his rifle and aimed at Finn's other ear, but the lieutenant raised his hand, holding him off. "That wasn't us, “ he repeated.

"We're stuck here. Or at least we were til you showed up with your floater pak and warp disc."

"No offence, but I don't think they'd fit you. “

"No, but they fit you and we could easily fit inside your clothing. All we have to do is kill you, program your disc, get inside your pockets and your shirt, down inside your' sleeves and trouser legs, hit the button and we're out of here."

Delaney licked his lips nervously. "Yeah, I guess that ought to work. So what's stopping you?"

"Unfortunately, none of us knows how to program a warp disc," said the Lilliputian.

"I see, “ Delaney said. "So that's why I'm still alive."

"As one soldier to another, Captain, I'm sure you can appreciate that my first responsibility is the safety of my men," the tiny commando said. "If killing you would ensure their welfare, I wouldn't hesitate to do it. However, I hope that won't be necessary."

"Yeah, I hope so, too," said Finn.

"Then perhaps we can reach an understanding," the Lilliputian said. "If you transport us off this island, somewhere safe, we'll let you go and you'll never see or hear from us again. Otherwise, we'll have no choice but to kill you and use your body to transport us, taking a chance on trying to program your warp disc without really knowing what we're doing."

"That could land you in one hell of a lot of trouble," Finn said.

"We're already in a hell of a lot of trouble," the lieutenant said. "We've been abandoned here. We're too small to build and sail a seaworthy boat or even a raft.

Stuck here on this island, we're sitting ducks. There's no place we can run. We'll just have to take our chances."

"If I agreed to help you, how do you know I wouldn't turn on you the moment you set me free?" said Finn.

"Before-we cut your ropes, most of us would get inside your clothing, along with our weapons, of course. That would make things very uncomfortable for you if you tried to cross us."

"Yes, I'm sure it would," said Finn, visualising dozens of tiny lasers going off inside his clothes. He shuddered and the Lilliputians swayed to keep their balance on his chest.

"I see I've made my point," the lieutenant said.

"Yes. indeed you have," said Finn. "But what guarantee do you have that I wouldn't come after you with reinforcements? After all, if I transported you somewhere, then I'd know where you were, wouldn't I?"

"'True, but that wouldn't help you find us. On a deserted island like this, we're vulnerable. But in a crowded city, with lots of nooks and crannies for us to hide in, you could search for years and never find us."

"Makes sense," Delaney said. "Only what guarantee do I have that you'll let me live once I've taken you wherever you want to go?"

"None," said the Lilliputian. "You've only got two options. Refuse to help us and we'll kill you, take our chances trying to work your disc ourselves and use your body as an escape vehicle. Or co-operate and we might let you go. It's up to you."

"That doesn't leave me much choice, does it?" said Delaney.

"We weren't given much choice ourselves," said the Lilliputian.

"All right, you win," Delaney said, stalling for time. "Cut me loose."

"Not just yet," the Lilliputian said. He raised two fingers to his mouth and gave two shrill, piercingly high-pitched whistles.

There was a bustle of activity on either side of Finn and the next thing he knew, little wooden rung ladders crudely lashed together from twigs were put up against his sides and a score of grubby little miniature jungle commandos with tiny rifles slung across their shoulders started to climb the ladders up to his chest. They swarmed across him and crawled into his

trouser pockets and down inside his shirt. They fastened ropes to his belt and lowered themselves down inside his trouser legs. Finn struggled hard to suppress his instinct to shudder. It felt like rats going down his clothes.

"All right," said the little lieutenant after his men had "boarded" Finn. "We're going to cut you loose now. But I'm warning you… don't make any sudden movements.

In fact, don't move at all unless I tell you, otherwise my men will open fire. "

Finn felt as if his skin were crawling. He suppressed. another shudder, swallowed hard and nodded. "Right, you got it."

The Lilliputian nodded to the two men who stood on either side of him on Finn's chest and they brought up their rifles and fired, using the beams to slice the little ropes holding Finn down. Delaney could see that the laser rifles they were using were, in fact roughly modified surgical scalpels. He didn't even want to think about what they could do if the Lilliputians down inside his clothes cut loose.

After a few moments, they were done and Finn lay motion-less as they climbed into his breast pockets. Then their leader moved up across his neck and climbed down inside his collar, at the shoulder. He un-holstered his pistol and held it up against Finn's ear.

"All right, very slowly now sit up."

Finn did as he was told.

The Lilliputian commander straddled his shoulder with his legs down inside his shirt, hanging onto his collar with one hand and holding the pistol ready with the other.

"Okay, so far so good. Now very slowly, Stand up." Finn stood awkwardly.

"Tell those little bastards to stop squirming around," he said.

"They'll stop. They're just as nervous as you are, believe me. Remember, you don't want o make them too nervous, right?"

"Right," said Finn, gulping as he felt a tiny gun barrel poke his groin. "Okay, you're calling the shots. Where do you want to go?'

"Program your disc for New York City, the month of September, 19-"

"Finn!"

"Lucas!"

Lucas Priest had suddenly appeared standing across the clearing from him.

"Who the hell is that?" the Lilliputian leader said in

Delaney's ear.

"Friend of mine," Delaney said, under his breath.

"Tell him to stay where he is!"

"Finn, for God's sake, where the hell have you-"

"Stay where you are!" Delaney shouted as Lucas started to come toward him.

"What.." Lucas stopped where he was. "Finn, what is it?"

"Just don't move!"

Lucas frowned. "All right, I won't move." He shut his eyes and fought back a wave of vertigo. "Finn, what's the matter?"

"I've got Lilliputians down my pants."

"'You've got what?"

"Lilliputians," said Delaney. "They're all over me. In my pockets. Inside my clothes. And they've got lasers."

Lucas looked closer and saw that Delaney's clothes did, indeed, look a little lumpy.

And some of the lumps seemed to be moving. He couldn't help himself. He started chuckling.

"'What the hells so goddamned funny?" said Delaney. Lucas burst out laughing.

"Stop that!" shouted Delaney.

"Don't shout!" said the Lilliputian. "'You want to burst my eardrums?"

Lucas found it impossible to keep a straight face.

"Clock out, damn you!" shouted the Lilliputian.

"'I don't think so," Finn said.

"You don't think what?" said Lucas.

"I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the little pipsqueak sitting on my shoulder-Ow!"

The Lilliputian had slugged him in the ear with his tiny pistol.

"'Now!" he said. "Clock out now or you're dead!"

"You kill me now and none of you will ever make it out of this clearing," said Delaney. "The situation’s changed, my little friend. Right now, I'm the only thing keeping you and your men alive. Kill me and you've all had it. My buddy there will bum you the minute my body hits the ground. You'd better give it up."

"Surrender?" said the Lilliputian commander. "And wind up being dissected in one of your research labs? Not on your life. So long as we've got you, your friend won't dare to make a move."

"Looks like it's a stand-off then," Finn said.

"I don't think so," said the Lilliputian, He stuck two fingers in his mouth and gave a long, piercing, high-pitched whistle.

Finn felt movement inside his trouser legs. Several of the Lilliputians hiding there had let go of the ropes and dropped down onto his boots. Lucas stared wide eyed as several Lilliputians came bounding out from the bottoms of Finn's trousers, tiny laser rifles aimed straight at him.

"That was not a good move," said Finn. Lucas disappeared.

The Lilliput commandos on the ground glanced around, confused, then suddenly, one by one, they were snatched up into the air, crying out briefly before they vanished from sight, their tiny rifles falling to the ground.

"What the-where did they go?' their commander said. "What-ahhh!"

Lucas suddenly materialised at Finn's side, and with a deft motion, he plucked the Lilliputian leader out from under Finn's shirt collar. His other arm was held tightly across his body, holding squirming Lilliputians trapped between his forearm and his chest.

"Now then," said Lucas, holding the struggling Lilliputian leader up between his thumb and forefinger, "I suggest you drop your weapon and order the rest of your people to evacuate Captain Delaney's clothes and fall in right down there, or I'll drop these men to the ground and stomp on them. And that goes for you, too. "

"Never mind us!" shouted the commander to his other men. "We've had it! Shoot!

Shoot! Save yourselves!"

Finn had a bad moment, but the scorching fire never came. Instead, the men inside his breast pockets threw out some rope and rappelled down the length of his body to the ground. The others came out of his trouser pockets and the inside of his shirt, sliding down tiny ropes to the ground as Finn stood there, feeling like the north face of the Eiger.

"Nobody's ever going to believe this," he said, shaking his head as the Lilliputians dropped their weapons in a pile and fell into platoon formation at his feet.

"What I can't figure out is how the hell they got into your clothes in the first place,"

Lucas said, gazing down with wonder at the three ranks of Lilliputians down below him, standing in formation with their hands clasped atop their heads.

Delaney sighed and grimaced ruefully. "Don't ask., okay?"

"Dear Lord, now where are we?" Gulliver asked, with exasperation.

"I don't know, Lem," said Andre, turning around slowly and examining their surroundings.

Both. of them were handcuffed. The man in the tailored mauve suit had made

Gulliver cuff Andre's hands behind her back, then he'd cuffed Gulliver himself and fastened his own warp discs around their wrists, slightly above the steel bracelets.

Then he clocked them through one at a time to… where?

They had materialised in the centre of a large room, beneath a skylight. They seemed to be standing in some sort of empty warehouse or abandoned loft. Above them, the hangar like ceiling was a 'criss-crossing webwork of supporting girders and steel beams on which small kleig lights were mounted. Andre turned and saw a row of large rectangular casement windows in the wall behind her at about eye level. They were the kind that opened outwards from the bottom. A warm, humid breeze wafting in carried the sounds of traffic and the stifling smell of air pollution.

Through the windows, she could see the West Side Highway and the Hudson

River, with New Jersey on the other side. It was starting to get dark.

"We're in New York City," she said. "The 20th century, I think, but I'm not sure about the exact time-"

"Never mind the time," said a voice from behind them. "Get back away from the windows."

The man in the mauve suit had materialised behind them and as they turned around, he beckoned them away from the windows with his gun. It was a big, black semiautomatic pistol, Andre noticed, and it was cocked. It was a 10 mm

Springfield. That, along with the style of the man's suit and her brief glimpse of the city outside, confirmed her guess about the time period. Late 20th century, early to mid 90's. The dark-haired man watched them from behind tinted, aviator-132

Simon Hawke style glasses. His manner was calm, self-assured, and thoroughly professional.

"You're with the Network, aren't you?" Andre said. "That's right," the man said.

"Who are you? Are you with the agency or did they bring you in from the outside?"

"What's the difference?" he said, flatly.

"One of degree, I suppose," said Andre. "One merely makes you a criminal. The other makes you an. agent who's gone bad. In my book, that's about ten times worse."

"really?" he said, still in that same flat, world-weary voice.

"And how long have you been with the agency?"

"A couple of years," she said.

"A couple of years," he said, amused. "A whole couple, huh?"

"Before that! served with the First Division."

"Ah. One of Moses Forrester's legendary Time Commandos, eh? Saved the world a few times, did you?"

"I did my part."

"How commendable. Excuse me if I don't share your zealous sense of duty. You see, unlike you privileged elite, I was never sent out on glamorous short-term missions to return to luxurious quarters at Pendleton Base, where I could "live in a style normally reserved for command staff officers. See, we 'spooks' spend years on the minus side, living in primitive squalor, gathering the intelligence that enables you glory hounds to function and only getting brought in from the cold when our chemically increased lifespans threaten to become an inconvenience. And then we’re only brought back long enough to be briefed for a new assignment in the field. More years; on the minus side that inexorably grind on into decades. And always there's the struggle for funding to maintain field operations-"

"Oh, bull," said Andre. "The T. IA. has the largest budget of any government agency-service branches included!"

"We do a bigger job than any government agency, service branches included," the Network man said. "You have any idea what it takes to maintain a field office? No, of course not. What the hell do you care? They expect a section head to set up a field office and maintain it with just a small staff of agents, as if all we had to do was read newspapers and monitor the

electronic media, never mind that many of the places we're sent to haven't even heard of electricity, much less mass media. We're expected to feed intelligence to the Observers, investigate and report all anomalies to Temporal Army Command, monitor all activity within a temporal zone that a regiment couldn't adequately cover. And with the parallel universe involved now, we're supposed to handle all those added complications, as well." He snorted derisively. "You tell me," he continued. "how are we supposed to do that without recruiting additional personnel from the temporal zones we're assigned to? And those people have to be paid somehow out of a budget that doesn't allow for them. Elaborate, costly procedures must be followed to keep them from suspecting what we're really doing. Special, painstaking precautions, also very costly, must be taken to avoid causing any temporal disruptions of our own, because supposedly that's what we're here to prevent. And somehow we're supposed to keep our sanity while trying to do a job that simply can't be done."

"It sounds to me as if you're trying very hard to justify yourself," said Andre. "It also sounds like you should have been relieved a long time ago. You should've been brought in. You need rest and you need help. You're a burnout case."

"Yeah? Well, maybe I am. Maybe there was a time when doing my duty was as important to me as it is to you. But as you've surmised, I've been at it for a long, long time now. And let me tell you, it's like pissing in the wind."

He leaned back in the chair, took a deep drag off his cigarette and exhaled the smoke in a sigh.

"You see, it's kinda hard to convince the folks back home that what goes down in some temporal backwater makes any difference to them. I mean, why should they care about a field office in 11th century Jerusalem? Why should they give a damn about some war in 19th century Africa or political instability in 20th century Latin America? That was all ancient history, right? Now the rising interest rates, the falling value of the dollar, the collapse of the service economy, bank failures, those things make a difference to them. They're relevant, you see. Why should they pay taxes to support operations hundreds or thousands of years removed from their own reality? All they can see is their own-world winding down. They simply can't see that it's all connected. They're fools. They're like a bunch of mindless lemmings, running full tilt toward the edge of a cliff. So if they don't give a damn, why the hell should we?"

He backed away from them, keeping them covered with his gun, until he came up against a wooden table and some chairs. He pulled a chair out, sat down and casually crossed his legs, never once taking his eyes off them. He took out a pack of English cigarettes, shook one out and lit it with a lighter held in his free hand.

He offered the pack to Andre, but she shook her head. He shrugged and put it away.

"It's all falling apart, you know. I figure it probably started coming to pieces back around Julius Caesar's time and it's been growing progressively worse ever since.

The miracle is that it's all stayed together this long. Somewhere back in Roman times, some idiot decided that man's role on this earth was to conquer nature instead of being a part of it, so we've been bludgeoning nature to death ever since.

And several thousand years later, we've just about finished the job."

"Time travel was the final straw," he continued, in his sleepy sounding voice. "The Greeks used to say, 'Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.'

Well, we've become the gods and we've driven nature mad. It's fragmenting into split personalities. Parallel timelines. And now that it's started, there's just no way to stop it. It's going to be like a chain reaction, building and building and building.

No stop-ping it. No stopping it at all."

"What in heaven's name is he talking about?" Gulliver said, under his breath. "Do you understand any of this?”

Andre nodded. "I'm afraid I do," she said. "And I'm afraid he has a point, too, despite his twisted logic."

"Twisted logic?" the Network man said.

"I'd call it twisted," said Andre. "Things may be falling apart, but that's no reason to stop trying to do anything about it. You talk as if there's some kind of virtue in not caring, in simply giving up. Nothing can be done, so why bother? Live for today, forget about tomorrow, right?"

"That's only human nature," he said, with a shrug. "When the bombs were falling on London during World War II, people made love in the bomb shelters. Knowing that death could come at any second, they tried to wring as much out of the passion of the moment as they could."

"That wasn't why," said Andre, shaking her head. "That's what I mean about your twisted logic. They did it because the procreative urge is often activated during times of great stress and extreme danger. Because their innermost instincts, knowing, as you said, that death could come at any moment, were driven to reaffirm life. Faced with imminent extinction, the human animal fights to procreate, to create new life to carry on the struggle. That's why things have stayed together this long. Not because it was some sort of miracle or blind luck or entropy or whatever the hell you want to call it, but because we're a race of fighters and dreamers. We know things aren't going well, but we have a dream that they'll get better and we fight to make that dream come true. Because when you get right down to it, that's all there is. If you stop fighting for your dream, then it really is all over. If you give up your dreams, you die."

The sound of slow hand clapping echoed through the loft. "Bravo, Miss Cross!

Spoken like a true dreamer! Bravo, indeed!"

Andre spun around toward the door at the far end of the loft. The freight elevator doors stood open and Nikolai Drakov had stepped out, dressed in an elegant, dark, wool, velour topcoat and a conservative worsted suit with a very fine pinstripe. His tie was impeccably knotted, his shirt was raw white silk and he wore a dark blue scarf draped around his neck. He looked more like a corporate attorney than the last surviving member of the terrorist Timekeepers, former leader of the notorious Time Pirates and master of the monstrous hominoids. Andre stared at him with disbelief.

"Yes, Miss Cross, I really am alive, as you can see," he said, with an amused smile, giving her a slight bow from the waist. "Only the good die young, as they say."

He turned around and motioned to someone behind him in the elevator. Two men came forward, supporting. a third between them, a man with his hands and arms firmly tied behind his back. They dragged him out and shoved him forward, so that he fell sprawling full-length on the floor. He moaned and raised his battered face to look at Andre.

"My God," she whispered. "Hunter!"