Emerald Hell

Chapter 21

Duffy' and Deeter danced with two women older than their ma-older than their ma would've been if they hadn't ushered her off with the ax handle-while the jug and washboard band continued to play up on a porch and the drizzle came down.

The sun had set but the swamp folk had party lights strung up along a couple of porches and down the main street. Duffy had found himself a bottle half full of corn liquor and Deeter had hog cracklins falling from his mouth while they swung arm in arm with the ladies.

The women, though a little older than the Ferris boys generally liked, were still firm and fleshy and had most of their teeth, so the brothers didn't mind much. The fact that one of the ladies seemed to have an extra eye staring out from beneath the ringlets of her hair, and the other was such a fine dancer because she had three legs to leap around upon, initially gave the Ferris boys some pause.

But they figured what the hell and hopped to it anyway, since they were hungry for food and company, and they figured to have some regular good old fun before they got to the killing.

The women had already gone soft on Deeter and Duffy, the way most ladies did. Duffy tried not to let the third eye throw off his two-step, even though it sort of kept peering at him in a somewhat suspicious manner. Deeter was having fun trying to keep up with the three-legged gal who was more or less running circles around him.

"You boys sure do know how to kick up a good time," the three-legged gal said.

"Nowhere near as good as you, honey!" Deeter squawked out, laughing. He threw his arms around her and hugged her to him, thinking this would be a good bundle of woman to go to bed with each night and wake up beside every morning. He was in a marrying mood.

The Ferris boys hadn't been to a good old-fashioned hootenanny since at least last summer, or maybe even the summer before, although with all the moonshine often being poured among their friends and neighbors along the way, it was hard to recall the specifics. A good jug and washboard band was a rarity in Enigma. A fine banjo-player even more so. Working the mash vats didn't leave a man with much wind left and hardly no skin on his fingertips.

"Darlin'," Duffy said to the three-eyed woman, "what do you see with that extra one right there?"

"I sometimes glimpse the future," she said, staring directly at him. And when this gal stared directly at you, she well and truly stared.

"That right? Well, then you tell me this. Are you gazin' on anything of great or minor import at this here very moment?"

"I am."

"And what is it?" Duffy asked, eyeballing the eyeball that eye-balled him. The girl's wet hair closed over it and he reached up and parted her ringlets. "You got me curious."

"I see you being chased by gators."

The eye blinked at him, and shifted in her head to look him up and down.

"I don't get 'chased, darlin', I do the chasin'. I killed me more than twenty bulls in the last month."

"You're a poacher then." She smiled and her two normal eyes seemed almost adoring, and the third one looked like it was sneering at him.

"We're just businessmen, me and my brother," Duffy said, wondering if he punched the extra eye would the girl take offense. Maybe she'd tell him, Hit it again, I never did like that little glaring bastard.

"You're screaming," she said. "You're croaking."

"I'm what?"

"Croaking like they do. Making those awful noises."

He tried to continue grinning but this gal was wearing on his good mood. He checked Deeter and was surprised at how much fun his brother was having, just swinging and swaying about, eating his hog cracklins and tapping at some moon. "So you're sayin' they catch me, these gators?"

"Looked mighty close," the three-eyed woman said. "I just flashed on it for a moment."

For some reason that got him laughing, and even though the eyeball was definitely glowering now, wishing him hurt, the music swelled around Duffy and some of the brutal thoughts that had started to go through his head, like how he might want to jam Mrs. Hoopkins's cutting knife right into this gal's third peeper, began to fade. He hugged her again and she tittered in his ear, and that was just fine.

Beside him, Deeter wasn't dancing so much as he was rushing around in a circle trying to get his hands on the tri-legged gal who was really moving at a near-gallop. Duffy reached out and caught the jug of moonshine and took a hefty swallow.

Abruptly, Deeter stopped dancing and let his partner go, gripped Duffy by the arm, and pulled him aside out of the party lights and beneath a palmetto where he'd stood the shotgun.

"Lookie there!" Deeter said.

"What?"

"It's the big red fella walkin' down this mud track toward us."

Duffy frowned and took another swig. "He's Jester's worry, none'a ours."

"'Less he spotted our faces when we tried to run him over."

"It was too dark out, but just to make sure, let's go sit inside for a while with the others, have us some more food and get another jug."

"I like that idea, but what if Jester gets irate that we ain't on the job?"

"We still don't know what the job is except Jester needs him somebody to keep him from sailing off into the sky when that black evil is upon him."

"I do wish he never stumbled onto us," Deeter said.

"Well, who knows how this will turn out? There may be some-thin' to gain here before it's all over. I recognize some of these swamp folk from Enigma. They come into town for their pension checks and supplies. And they ain't got no sheriff out here, no sir. Seems to me we could walk through this town and take just about anythin' we might want, and if anybody speaks up about it, with one mouth or possibly two or more, well, I figure that might be the last thing they ever do say on this green earth."

Deeter smiled and said, "They got some catfish and taters set out on the table. Let's go get us a dish, and then we'll go a'visitin'. Ask around about Jester's girl that he wants so bad, just to keep on the safe side of his ill will."

"Good idea."

As thunder snarled overhead, they stepped up into the house where the folk milled about, grabbing food and drink and whooping with laughter. The Ferris boys had catfish with sugar beets, and wandered about the large living room looking at the various freakish natures of some of these people.

There went a dwarf with two huge feet who bounced along doing his best not to get stomped on or tripped over. And here came a squirming worm gal who inched along like a caterpillar, which tickled Deeter's imagination in ways it had never been excited before. And in the corner stood two young boys-no, just one young'un who had nearly two complete faces right there stuck on his head, one mouth chewing and the other swallowing down a cup of goat's milk. It did fire the mind, thinking about what these folk were all about here in the deep swamp, and what their days and nights must be like.

Over the years the Ferris boys had done a bit of work for industries near and far, helping bring in chemicals and waste, showing the northerners what the safest places were to dump. Now, as they each finished up a plate of catfish, they wondered if they shouldn't have held off on eating as much as they had, considering the state of the local waters and dirt. Then they shrugged and ate a bit more and grabbed hold of the nearest jug, which wasn't moon but a sweet warm cider.

Eventually a couple of the band members decided on a break and two others took over their instruments, continuing on with the music. Even a hootenanny usually had a quiet moment or two, but these folk, they just didn't know how to settle down it seemed.

The banjo player came inside to have a plate of greens and a tap of dandelion wine. The man who replaced him on the porch wasn't nearly as talented, plucking at the strings like he was scratching a tomcat. The song didn't sail anymore, didn't really move into the center of you the way it had before.

Deeter felt an odd twist at the back of his head and approached the musician sipping his wine. "You sure can play that banjo," he said. "Our daddy knew a chord or two, but he needed to have a few taps of moon 'fore he could play worth a damn. A'course, a few taps too many and he couldn't hardly find the strings no more and he'd come chase us with the rake."

The banjo strummer blinked a couple of times, sizing Deeter up, keeping his lips peeled back and his teeth on show. "Why, ah, thank you for them kind words, son, I surely do appreciate them."

"That new boy out there can't hardly bend a string without it screaming."

"He's new to the village and fancies himself a self-taught geetar player. He figures if a banjo looks near the same then it ought to play near the same."

"Figures wrong there, eh?"

"Sure does, but he was a botherin' me to play, and I wanted myself a plate of greens, so we're both happy."The musician swallowed back more wine, looked at his heaped plate, and said, "Well now, you give your daddy my best. Maybe he and I can strum a song or two together someday."

"Naw, he's dead," Deeter told him. "Long while gone now."

"Well, that's a damn shame, I'm sorry as hell to hear that there."

"Don't be, he was a mean son of a bitch, and he deserved twice what he got, but I was only a young'un and couldn't hardly swing the ax handle all that well. Though it was fun shootin' his toe off."

"Pardon?"

Deeter grinned and said, "We're lookin' for Sarah."

"Sarah who?"

Duffy, who'd been watching the big red fella through the window, stepped closer and said, "Sarah the pregnant girl who come through here last night with two other pregnant girls after they landed in a skiff, I'm'a thinkin'. That Sarah. You recall her now?"

"No."

"You are one contrary cuss, now ain't you?" Deeter said.

"No, I just ain't seen no pregnant girl come through, much less three of them."

"I think you must be lyin'."

"And what right do you have to say that to me?"

"This," Deeter told him, yanking his Bowie knife from its sheathe and plunging it into the banjo player's throat.

Duffy said, "Well, we're back in it now," and stuck a hand out. He grabbed hold of the three-eyed gal as she came through the door and drew her close, kissing her hard on the lips while she tried to yell.

"Looks like the picnic's over, folks," Deeter said as the rest of the folk screamed and cried out, and the catfish hit the floor, "and the ruckus is about to start." He reached over to grab the last bag of hog cracklins but some fat old boy wouldn't let them go, so taken with the sight of the dead banjo player he was. Deeter picked up the shotgun and blasted the chubby coot through the gizzard, and then the Ferris boys stepped outside into the cool rain and leaned against the porch railing wondering which girl to go after now.

Like Brother Jester had said, at least they were good for murder.