TITLES MARKED WITH AN asterisk (*) were made up for this book.
Adams, Douglas. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
Anthony, Piers. Roc and a Hard Place.
Asimov, Isaac. The Best of Isaac Asimov.
Baum, L. Frank. The Marvelous Land of Oz.
Bentley, Peter J. Why Sh*t Happens: The Science of a Really Bad Day.
Britain, Kristin. Green Rider.
Carroll, Lewis. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
Colfer, Eoin. Artemis Fowl.
Conrad, H. Allen. Time Kings.*
Daly, Randy L. African Honey Bees in North America.
Eddings, David. The Belgariad.
Foglio, Phil and Kaja. Girl Genius.
Foster, Alan Dean and Lucas, George. Star Wars: From the Adventures of Luke Skywalker.
Grimm, Jacob and Wilhelm. Household Tales.
Heinlein, Robert. Friday.
Heinlein, Robert. Stranger in a Strange Land.
Homer. Odysseus.
Xú Líng. New Songs from a Jade Terrace.
Ikeji, Lisa. Heart of Stone.*
James, E. L. 50 Shades of Grey.
Lamplighter, L. Jagi. Prospero Regained.
Lewis, C. S. The Magician’s Nephew.
McKinley, Robin. Beauty.
Mead, Richelle. Vampire Academy.
Oliver, Jana. The Demon Trapper’s Daughter.
Pierce, Tamora. Circle of Magic.
Plato. The Republic.
Pratchett, Terry. Mort.
Pratchett, Terry and Gaiman, Neil. Good Omens.
Rey, H. A. Curious George.
Scalzi, John. Old Man’s War.
Kuò, Dream Pool Essays.
Silverstein, Shel. The Giving Tree.
Stevenson, Robert Louis. Treasure Island.
Tolkien, J. R. R. The Fellowship of the Ring.
Van Vogt, A. E. Slan.
Wells, H. G. The Complete Short Stories of H. G. Wells.
Whitman, Walt. Leaves of Grass.
Wright, James. Nymphs of Neptune.*
1. This involved running to four different book signings in the first week, refreshing the Amazon rank on my phone every ten minutes, and running around to show everyone in the house—even the cats—the shiny new book.
2. Darn it, now I kind of want to write a story about a stomach-themed magic guild.
3. I’m not saying whether these particular examples made it into the book or not. You’ll have to read and find out for yourselves.
4. If you don’t understand why, get back to the bookstore and stock up on Pratchett’s Discworld series. You’ll thank me later.