To the degree that this book deals with a nonexistent planet (“Earth”), it is hereby deemed as “acceptable for entertainment only.” At no time shall it or any portion of it in any form be permitted in any Voltarian study.
The reader is thereby alerted and warned that “Earth” is completely fictional, fabricated and fallacious, and that contact with such a planet (if it ever existed) is dangerous to your health.
Lord Invay Royal Historian Chairman, Board of Censors Royal Palace Voltar Confederacy
By Order of
His Imperial Majesty
Wully the Wise