Eye for an eye

Biggle, Lloyd Jr Eye for an eye

Walter Dudley and his wife paused at the top of the ramp for their first glimpse of the independent world of Maylor. The bleak landscape stretched unbroken to the taut line of the horizon.

"It doesn't look very interesting," Dudley observed.

Eleanor Dudley was more emphatic. "It stinks."

"Maybe it'll be better in town," Dudley said, though he knew it wouldn't. One could not expect to find much of the tinsel of civilization on a world that was, admittedly, the last refuge of the failure.

A noisy, vilely malodorous groundcar arrived in a choking swirl of dust and fumes, and they climbed aboard with their hand luggage. Minutes later, bounced and jolted to the verge of nausea, they were deposited at the diminutive passenger terminal.

Hamal Bakr, the Galactic Insurance Company's temporary resident manager, was waiting for them. Dudley disliked him at sight. Not only was he tall and handsome, but his casual afternoon robe displayed his trim figure with the effectiveness of a military uniform. Dudley had met his type before - met it frequently, and always to his profound regret. Bakr would be the darling of his sector manager, and even his infrequent failures would count more than other men's successes.

He crushed Dudley's hand and bent low over Eleanor's, brushing her fingers with his mustache and murmuring that this world of Maylor's long-standing reputation as the abode of beautiful women had been sheer fraud until the moment of her arrival. Eleanor tittered.

"I've found an apartment for you," Bakr said. "You won't like it, but it's the best I could do on short notice. There's a terrible housing shortage here."

"Whatever it is, we've probably seen worse," Dudley said. But he doubted that, too.

"I have my 'car waiting," Bakr said. "I'll drive you."

He herded them through customs, bullying officials, snarling at baggage attendants, and frightening porters. Then he loaded them and their luggage into his sleek groundcar and triumphantly roared away with them, trailing clouds of acrid white dust.

"In case you're in suspense," he said to Dudley, "I can summarize the present condition of our business in three words: There isn't any."

"I gathered that the situation wasn't healthy."

"The Maylor business is worse than just unhealthy. It's deceased. If you're thinking of doing anything except arrange a decent burial, forget it."

Dudley scratched his head perplexedly. "It shouldn't be that bad. What's the competition? I know no one has better air vehicular coverage than Galactic, and our fire coverages -"

"There aren't any air vehicles on Maylor. They're prohibited. Too dangerous. But this -" Bakr swerved, narrowly missing an oncoming 'car that crowded the center of the road. "This they consider safe."

"They must have an appalling accident rate. How many groundcar policies do we have in force?"

"One."

Dudley stared. "Just one policy? On the entire planet? You can't be serious!"

"But I am serious. The Galactic Insurance Company has one groundcar policy in force on this planet, and it's mine. I only bought it to be patriotic. Because of the peculiar customs and legalities of Maylor, its citizens consider insurance unnecessary or incomprehensible or both. They won't buy it at any premium or under any circumstances. Wasn't this explained to you? I thought you were being sent out to wind things up and close the office."

"Nothing was explained to me," Dudley said grimly. "I was sent out to make the business go here - or else."

"Old man, I had no idea, or I'd have broken the news gently."

Eleanor drawled, "Think nothing of it. This is Walter's ninth assignment in four years. You might say he's used to failing."

They drove on in silence.

The atmosphere of Maylor's capital city, when they finally reached it, was a nerve-shattering blend of dirt and noise and confusion. Factories vomited smoke, groundcar traffic was deafening, and the low buildings were hideous. Dudley appraised the shoddy frame dwellings with the eye of an insurance expert and shuddered.

"Fire insurance?"

"One policy in force," Bakr said. "Mine."

The architecture improved markedly as they approached the center of the city. Buildings were of brick, some of them two or three stories high. The traffic situation became increasingly disorganized. Pedestrians and vehicles shared the narrow street, the foot traffic usually, but not always, keeping to the sides. Buildings fronted directly on the street. It was possible to take one cautious step from one's doorway and be struck by a groundcar.

"Hazards like this and no insurance?" Dudley asked incredulously.

Bakr did not answer.

Directly ahead of them, chaos swirled. Construction work was under way on one of the buildings. The workers and their equipment were scattered about in the street, and pedestrians and groundcars recklessly maneuvered among them.

"That's the place," Bakr said. "I might as well stop here." He edged to the side of the street, nudging pedestrians out of the way, and came to a stop almost grazing a building. "We'll get your stuff upstairs, and then I'll show you the office."

"What are they doing to the place?" Eleanor asked.

"They're adding another story."

"And we're supposed to live there with that racket on all sides?" she exclaimed.

"They only work during the day. It isn't a bad place, really. It's a luxury apartment, and it's within walking distance of the office - if you have the nerve to walk, that is. It could be a lot worse."

"I believe you," Dudley said gloomily.

Bakr and Dudley carried up the trunks and suitcases, and then, because Dudley wanted to look in at the office, they left Eleanor fuming in the three cramped rooms that constituted a luxury apartment on the world of Maylor. Back in the street, Dudley paused to watch the construction workers.

A man was hauling on a slender rope, which fed through a complex of pulleys and slowly raised an enormous load of brick. Pedestrians strolled indifferently beneath the swaying load. Dudley turned away, genuinely frightened. "Don't they take any safety precautions at all?"

"Sure. There's another workman standing by in case the one with the rope gets tired. If you'd ask them, they'd say they very rarely have an accident."

"Liability insurance?"

"They don't even understand what it is," Bakr said. "When you have a chance, take a close look at that rope. The hemp is of poor quality, and the rope only has two strands. If one parted, the other couldn't hold the load. Shall we go?"

Dudley nodded, and they climbed into Bakr's 'car.

"They're a fine-looking people, these Maylorites," Dudley observed. They were a sturdy, blond race, handsome and cheerful. Smiles greeted Dudley and Bakr from all sides.

"They are that," Bakr agreed. "Maylor is the abode of beautiful women. Good-looking men, too. But they're much too virtuous for my taste."

The Maylor office of Galactic Insurance was a small third-story room. It contained a desk, two chairs, and a row of empty filing cabinets. Unopened cartons of policy, endorsement, and record forms were stacked in a corner.

"No staff?" Dudley asked.

"No work," Bakr said. "I fired the one employee the day I took over."

"How long have you been here?"

"Three months. I was on my way back to the home office for reassignment when the Maylor resident manager was fired, and McGivern asked me to hold the fort until he assigned a new one. I've been recommending twice a week that the office be closed. I was afraid McGivern might promote me and give me the job. You have my sympathy, but there isn't much else I can do for you."

"You can fill me in on the situation. I understand that this office did very well when it first opened."

"Business was sensational. Galactic was the first insurance company on Maylor. Now it's the last. A couple of hundred others have come and gone."

"Stubbornness has made Galactic great," Dudley murmured.

"That's home office propaganda, and you know it. Stubbornness doesn't accomplish a thing on Maylor except to lose money. Business was sensational for the first six months. Then the claims started to come in, and in another six months the only policies in force were those of Galactic's employees."

"What happened? Were the claims rejected?"

Bakr shook his head. "A native holding a fire insurance policy had a fire. The company offered a generous settlement, but he wouldn't accept it. He demanded - and got - his premium refunded. Then he proceeded to scream long and loudly that Galactic's insurance was no good."

"If we offered to pay the claim, I don't understand why -"

"He'd insured himself against fire, and he had a fire anyway. Why carry fire insurance if it doesn't keep you from having fires?"

Dudley protested, "But surely if the principles of insurance were properly explained -"

"Not on Maylor. People here don't want money. They want to not have fires. Same thing happened with our life insurance. A native insured his life with Galactic, and he died anyway. Clearly the insurance policy wasn't worth the paper it was printed on, and the offer of money in the face of such an obvious failure constituted a form of bribery. I could go on and on. When a native of Maylor insures his life, he expects not to die. When he insures his groundcar against accidents, he expects not to have accidents. If the insurance won't keep him from dying or from having accidents or from anything else it claims to insure him against, why carry insurance? There are perfectly sound reasons for this attitude. You can study the legal and social and historical backgrounds if you like - you will study them - but all you'll get out of it will be a slightly better understanding of why you can't sell insurance."

"I see," Dudley said.

"I'm leaving on the next ship. I'd suggest that you come along."

"I can't do that. I've had some miserable luck, and I've been relieved of my last eight assignments, but I've never quit. And McGivern -"

Dudley turned away morosely. The mere recollection of that last interview with McGivern was enough to cost him a night's sleep.

"Damn McGivern," Bakr said. "Damn Galactic, if it holds you responsible for things beyond your control. There are other insurance companies."

"Which don't hire failures. Not in positions of responsibility."

"Did McGivern give you a time limit?"

"Three months, which means nothing at all. Once he gave me six months, and then he showed up on his private space yacht, the Indemnity, when I'd only been on the job for two weeks, hung around for a couple of days looking over my shoulder, and relieved me. It wouldn't surprise me if he turned up tomorrow wanting to know why the problem isn't solved yet."

Bakr got to his feet. "That's what can happen when the boss has a private yacht. Well, you know what you're up against. Any help I can give you in the next seven days you're welcome to."

"I'll need a groundcar, I suppose."

"You can rent one. I'll take care of it for you."

"And insurance on it."

Bakr grinned. "Certainly. Fire insurance on your personal property, too. Liability, accident, theft, health - write yourself a batch of policies. You can double Galactic's business your first day on the job.

When I leave I'll be canceling my policies, but for a week you'll have a sensational record."

From the room's one window Dudley watched him drive away. At the corner his car brushed the robe of a woman pedestrian, and she halted in the midst of traffic to smile after him sweetly. Shaking his head, Dudley retreated to the desk.

He had three months - maybe. He had no advertising budget and wouldn't have one until he produced a volume of business to support it. Within those limitations he had to contrive nothing less than a massive campaign to educate the people of Maylor to the value of insurance.

Personal salesmanship was the only answer, and he'd have to apply it quickly - pinpoint the area of most obvious need, devise a dramatic gimmick to catch people's attention, and hammer away with it. He could begin by tabulating recent losses. A rash of fires always put the public in a wonderfully receptive state of mind for fire insurance, and a series of breakins never failed to soften a merchant's resistance to theft insurance.

He walked down the three flights of stairs to the general store that occupied the ground floor of the building and asked the clerk where he could buy a newspaper.

"I'm sorry, sir," the young man said. "We have none left."

"Is there someone else who'd have one?"

"I very much doubt it, sir. It's been out more than a week, you see."

"When will the next issue be available?"

The clerk looked surprised. "Why - not until next month!"

"Thank you."

Dudley introduced himself, and the clerk said blankly, "Galactic-Insurance? Oh, Galactic. You're upstairs."

Dudley agreed that when he was in his office he was upstairs. "Has this neighborhood been troubled by burglaries lately?" he asked.

"Burglaries? What is that?"

"Thefts, stealing -"

The clerk pondered this. "I'll ask," he said finally. He entered an office at the rear of the store. Through the open door Dudley watched him converse guardedly with an older man. A moment later the two of them bent over a book, the older man energetically flipping pages. Dudley moved closer and managed to identify the book. It was a dictionary.

The clerk returned and shook his head apologetically. "No, sir. We've never had anything like that."

On his way out, Dudley verified what he'd thought was a faulty observation when he entered. The store's street door had no lock. Neither were there locks on the entrances to the adjoining stores. Neither, now that he thought about it, was there a lock on the door of his office.

No insurance company managed by sane men would underwrite theft insurance on a business establishment that had no lock on its door, but the clerk claimed there were no losses by theft. He did not even know what the word meant!

Dudley dropped the subject of theft insurance and went back to his office to stand at the window and meditate on the perilous groundcar traffic.

Bakr returned, settled himself comfortably in the desk chair, and announced that Dudley's groundcar would be ready for him in a couple of days. "That's fast service for Maylor," he said.

"I'll need lessons," Dudley said. "I've never driven one before."

"That needn't worry you. The natives don't know how to drive, either."

"Even so -"

"Right. I'll supervise your instruction myself. It'll give me something to do. And tonight I want you and Eleanor to be my guests for dinner. Afterward I'll take you on a comprehensive tour of Maylor City's nightlife. About twenty minutes will do the job. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"I'd like to see a newspaper."

Bakr scowled. "That is a problem. The thing only publishes once a month. I'll try to dig one up."

"I've never heard of a city of this size without a daily paper. Is there a shortage of newsprint?"

"There's a shortage of news. Nothing happens on Maylor."

"What about advertising?"

"It's limited to disgustingly polite announcements," Bakr said. " 'Thomas Peawinkle and Son are pleased to announce that they will have no imported shoes for sale until the next consignment arrives.' That sort of thing."

"I'm beginning to understand why you call the situation impossible."

"My friend, even now you have absolutely no idea how impossible it is!"

"I'll have to do some thinking."

"If you're a religious man, you might pray for divine guidance. That's the only thing that's likely to help. I'll call for you and Eleanor at seven."

He left Dudley to his despondent window gazing.

The restaurant was so spotlessly clean and so starkly unadorned that Dudley was reminded of a hospital ward. The young waitresses had a rosy, freshly scrubbed appearance.

"Bland is the word for it," Bakr said. "Everything and everybody on Maylor is bland. That includes the food."

"It smells delicious," Eleanor remarked, as a waitress moved gracefully past their table with a steaming tray.

"Wait'll you taste it. I come forearmed, though, and you're welcome to share." Bakr placed a small flask on the table in front of him.

"What is it?" Eleanor asked.

"Sauce. It's a special blend mixed to my specifications. It's hot. Most people think it blisters their mouths, but that's the way I like it."

He unscrewed the cap and passed the flask to Eleanor, who sniffed cautiously. "It smells - interesting."

She handed it to Dudley, and one quick whiff brought tears to his eyes. "Whew! Do you eat this stuff?"

Bakr laughed. "If you think it's strong, you should see how the natives react to it. For all their sturdy appearances, every one of them has a weak stomach. I suppose that accounts for the bland food."

Their order arrived, a large tureen of a thick, creamy stew. It had dumplings floating in it, and it looked and smelled delicious. Bakr deftly served the three of them, and then he applied his custom-made sauce to his portion with gusto. Dudley tasted the food, grimaced, and agreed that it lacked something.

"The commissary out at the port has some imported spices and sauces," Bakr said. "I should have told you to stock up. You can't buy such things anywhere else. Try a little of this."

Eleanor added a light dash of Bakr's sauce and praised the result enthusiastically. Dudley took the flask, miscalculated as he tilted it, and spilled a gush of sauce into his bowl. He regarded it with dismay as it stained the food an unappetizing brown.

"Clumsy!" Eleanor snapped.

Dudley shrugged, stirred the stew, tasted it. Instantly he doubled up, eyes watering, choking, gasping for breath, while Bakr pounded him on the back.

"You put twice as much on!" he said accusingly to Bakr.

"But I'm used to the stuff," Bakr said. "And I like it. You'd better have a fresh bowl and try again."

Dudley permitted Bakr to serve him a second time, but he flatly refused a second offer of the sauce. He ate glumly and finished his meal in silence. Eleanor mockingly added more sauce to her food and devoted her full attention to Bakr.

"Now, then," Bakr said, when they had finished eating. "A nightspot or two. Some dancing such as you've never seen before, where the partners exchange affectionate glances from across the room. Singing to a weird musical scale that approximates a banshee's howling. Comedians who have contests to see who can tell the most pointless story, and the more pointless it is, the louder the natives laugh. Nonalcoholic liquor that tastes like water laced with extract of prunes. Maylorian nightlife is about as wide open as a prison camp, but you might as well sample it now and see what you're in for."

"No, thank you," Dudley said. "I want to work on this insurance problem."

"I vote for the nightlife," Eleanor said. Dudley glared at her.

"We'll drop Walter at the apartment," Eleanor told Bakr. "He works better when I'm not around."

"I can understand that," Bakr said.

Bakr stopped his 'car at the apartment entrance, and Dudley walked away without a backward glance. His anger at Eleanor's transgressions long since had dulled to indifference. He was thinking, rather, about McGivern. How would McGivern go about selling insurance to the citizens of Maylor? Better - how would McGivern expect Dudley to proceed?

He made himself comfortable on the narrow sofa, his inhalator at his elbow, and confronted the problem through fragrant puffs of smoke. His objective, as he saw it, was to condition the natives to think of personal injury or property loss in monetary terms. Once they grasped the concept of financial compensation, their awareness of the need for insurance would follow inevitably. One claim, properly settled, would establish a precedent; two would set a pattern.

But how could he properly settle a claim if there was no insurance in force?

He dug Galactic's Underwriting Handbook from a suitcase and began listing endorsements to standard policy forms that might make them more appealing to the Maylorites. He found so few that seemed appropriate that he began to create his own endorsements. When Bakr and Eleanor finally returned, potently trailing alcoholic fumes, the floor of the small living room was littered with paper, and Dudley was nursing a headache.

"I thought there was no alcohol on Maylor," he said sourly.

"Officially there isn't," Bakr said. "It does such appalling things to those delicate Maylorian stomachs that it's banned as a poison. Fortunately the Maylorites are such innocent, trusting souls that smuggling is child's play. I brought my private stock with me. How are you making out?"

"I'm not," Dudley admitted.

"You'll have to face the facts, old man. Insurance, and the Maylorites, are absolutely incompatible. They're a disgustingly ethical race. They not only don't want something for nothing, but they positively refuse to accept it. They're also disgustingly well balanced. There isn't a mental hospital or a psychiatrist on Maylor. They aren't afraid of the future, or of fate, or of the so-called 'acts of God.' They aren't even superstitious. Take away greed and fear, and what motives do you have left for buying insurance?"

"That takes us back to lesson number one in the sales manual," Dudley mused. "Motivation. If the old standbys won't work, we'll have to think up some new motives."

"You'll have to think them up, old man. I resigned from thinking about the Maylor situation a long time ago. Naturally I wish you luck, and if I can help in any way except by thinking, let me know."

For the next two days Dudley spent most of his waking moments in futile thinking. He thought lying on the sofa, hands clapped to his ears to filter out some of the racket caused by the construction work going on just above his head. He thought leaning from the window, watching the tangle of traffic in the street below and waiting with bated breath for a load of brick to snap the slender rope and crush an innocent passerby. The load passed his window, and on one ascent he noticed that it bumped the side of the building frequently and that the bumping had frayed the rope sling on all four sides. If one strand parted - he turned away, shaking his head. No conscientious insurance underwriter would accept coverage on such a risk, and yet he would have to do so if he wanted to sell insurance on Maylor. There were no better risks.

When he tired of the apartment, he went to the Galactic office and spent tedious hours contemplating the lockless door. Bakr helped tremendously by entertaining Eleanor, but by the end of that second day she was complaining that she had seen all of Maylor City that she wanted or intended to see.

On the third day Dudley's rented groundcar was delivered, and Dudley and Bakr took it out for a driving lesson. Dudley drove slowly, horrified at the risks taken by the nonchalant pedestrians, and Bakr chuckled repeatedly at his discomfiture.

"How are you doing with the insurance situation?" Bakr asked.

"I haven't been able to come up with anything," Dudley confessed. "If I could manage a proper settlement of just one claim, I'd have a strong selling point to work with. But how can I settle a claim if there's no insurance in force?"

"One claim," Bakr said thoughtfully. "Yes, a claim would be a help - if you could talk the claimant into being a claimant."

They had turned into a quiet residential section, and the 'car was bouncing wildly on the irregular cobblestones. "One claim," Bakr said again. "You have insurance on yourself, don't you? Didn't you write a liability policy on this groundcar?"

"Of course. But a claim involving myself -"

"A claim is a claim, no matter who it involves. And -" Bakr grabbed at the steering wheel, "- here it is!"

The 'car veered crazily. A woman screamed, and Dudley frantically dug at the brake pedal. He brought the 'car to a halt inches short of a flimsy wood dwelling and leaped out to bend over the young woman who lay pinned under it.

"Why didn't you use your brake?" Bakr hissed. "You've killed her!"

Dudley turned his back on the crushed body, valiantly trying not to be sick. "Is she dead?"

"They don't come any deader," Bakr said grimly. "Look - I'll have to get to Eleanor right away. Hide her somewhere."

"Eleanor?"

"Leave it to me. I'll take care of it."

He pushed through the gathering crowd of spectators and broke into a run. Dudley leaned against the car and miserably contemplated the still form that lay beneath its ponderous wheels.

A young doctor arrived from somewhere. With the help of the spectators he pulled the body from under the 'car, clucked his tongue sadly, and sacrificed his white robe to cover the dead woman. Three police officers trotted up looking ridiculously gay in their checkered robes. One took charge of the situation and sent the other two hurrying off on urgent errands. He accepted Dudley's identification and recorded the information on a report form. The crowd of spectators continued to grow. Dudley searched the circle of faces for indications of the indignation he expected, and to his intense surprise he found them regarding him with polite sympathy.

The police officer patted him on the shoulder. "The judge should be here soon."

"Judge?" Dudley exclaimed.

"Why don't you wait in the 'car?"

Dudley swallowed his protest and staggered to the 'car. His knees had been on the verge of collapse since he first saw the woman's body. He eased himself into the rear seat and waited, and soon the woman's husband appeared, escorted by a police officer, and the judge arrived from the opposite direction in a flurry of scarlet robes. The husband, a sturdy, honest-looking young man in a tradesman's robe, bent resignedly over his dead wife and then quietly stepped aside. The judge, a robust old man with formidably sagging jowls, studied Dudley's papers with a scowl.

"An Alien! Now we shall have all manner of tiresome complications. Have you a wife, Alien Dudley?"

"Certainly," Dudley said.

"You have a wife but no manners at all!" the judge snapped.

"You must stand before the judge," the police officer whispered.

Dudley scrambled from the car and faced the judge.

"And you must say, 'Your Wisdom,' when you answer," the police officer whispered.

"Now, then," the judge said. "It would be entirely too much to expect that your wife would be here on Maylor. Where is she?"

"Here on Maylor," Dudley said, belatedly remembering to add, "Your Wisdom."

"Excellent!" The judge's glum expression vanished. He flashed a plump smile at Dudley and examined the papers again. "Then we can settle this matter before lunch. Is your wife at this address?"

"She was there when I left this morning, Your Wisdom."

"Excellent!"

"Do you wish her to be brought here, Your Wisdom?" the police officer asked.

"We shall go there. At once."

"In the violator's 'car, Your Wisdom?"

"Of course. Otherwise, I shall be late for lunch."

Dudley rode in the rear seat with the bereaved husband; the judge rode in front beside the police officer, who drove. Dudley uneasily watched the husband, who had not spoken. If the young man was not dazed by shock, his composure was truly heroic.

Dudley turned away and sought to convince himself that he had nothing to worry about. He had insurance - very good insurance. He said, "Your Wisdom?"

The judge turned.

"I have insurance, Your Wisdom."

The judge considered this. "What is insurance?" he asked. "It's - well - it's insurance, you see, and when there's an accident -" He broke off lamely. The judge had returned his attention to the clutter of traffic that surrounded them. They continued the trip in silence.

The police officer parked the 'car a short distance from the apartment entrance, and they moved toward it in single file, Dudley making a cautious circuit of the area beneath an ascending load of brick. The judge stoically marched straight ahead.

They climbed the stairs. Dudley opened the door of the apartment - which, like his office, had no lock - and called, "Eleanor!"

There was no answer. The apartment was empty. Dudley examined the luggage and noted that a suitcase was missing.

"She isn't here, Your Wisdom," he told the judge.

"Indeed. She is visiting a neighbor, perhaps? Or gone purchasing?"

"I guess she's just - gone. She took a suitcase."

"Indeed." The judge seated himself on the sofa and looked at Dudley severely. "It seems that I shall after all be late for lunch." He nodded at the police officer. "You will make inquiries. At once."

"Yes, Your Wisdom."

"And you." The judge pointed at Dudley. "I warn you. If this case is not settled promptly, I intend to charge my maximum fee."

"I don't mind paying your maximum fee, Your Wisdom," Dudley said. "I don't really see what Eleanor has to do with this. After all, I do have insurance."

"Eleanor is your wife's name? She has everything to do with it. On this world we follow the Rule of Justice."

"But my insurance -"

"You have deprived this man of his wife. You must give him your wife. If he is willing to accept her, that is. It is only simple justice."

"Eleanor might not consent to that," Dudley protested.

"She has no choice in the matter."

"But my insurance -"

"What is this insurance?"

"It will pay him a cash settlement for his loss, Your Wisdom."

"Cash!" the judge screamed. "You would substitute money for justice? What barbarous customs you Aliens have!"

The return of the police officer saved the judge from the attack of apoplexy that seemed imminent. The two conferred in whispers, and the judge's expression gradually changed from one of anger to amazement. "A conspiracy?" he demanded.

"It would appear so, Your Wisdom."

"But the Alien Dudley could not have warned his wife. He did not even know our Rule of Justice."

"The fact remains, Your Wisdom -"

"True. The fact remains. And if the Alien Dudley is involved in the conspiracy, I shall be harsh with him. What are we to do with him in the meantime, if I am not to miss my lunch altogether?"

"I don't know, Your Wisdom."

"You should know. Justice is your profession, too. We must incarcerate him. That is the Rule - incarceration after the event and before the judgment. The question is where? In all of my judicial experience such a thing has never happened. Do you have any knowledge of a judge incarcerating a violator?"

"No, Your Wisdom."

"We once had special places of incarceration, but because of our present commendable efficiency in applying the Rule of Justice, they are no longer needed. Several legal histories mention them. They don't assist us in the present dilemma, however. I leave the entire problem in your hands, officer. Incarcerate the violator!"

"Yes, Your Wisdom."

"And continue your search for the wife, of course. For the next three hours I shall be at lunch."

After a lengthy conference with his colleagues, the police officer decided to incarcerate Dudley in his own apartment. The only other place available, it seemed, was his own home, and he saw no reason to take a violator into his home when the violator had a home of his own to be incarcerated in.

"You must not leave until the judge orders your release," the police officer said. He left, taking the bereaved husband with him, and Dudley found himself officially incarcerated by an unlocked door. The remainder of the day he paced the small apartment, counted the bricks that were hoisted past his window, cursed Hamal Bakr's thoughtless blundering, and, when he could force himself to concentrate, gave fleeting thought to the insurance problem.

What Maylor needed, he decided, was an entirely different concept of the insurance claim settlement: a type of barter arrangement where the insurance company restored a loss without reference to money. It would create endless complications, and it would require the training of an entirely new breed of claims adjustor, but he thought he could, given sufficient time, develop claim procedures that would meet the requirements of Maylor's strange Rule of Justice.

Thaddeus McGivern was not in the habit of allowing anyone sufficient time for anything. The plaque on his office wall read, "RESULTS - NOW!"

The police officer called again the next day - not to see if Dudley had escaped his incarceration, which possibility evidently had not even occurred to him, but to see if Eleanor had returned.

"The judge is becoming impatient," he announced. "I apologize for the reflection on your honesty, but he has asked me to determine if you are hiding your wife."

"Certainly not," Dudley said. "Eleanor isn't the kind of wife one would hide when there's a good chance of getting rid of her. I haven't the vaguest notion of where she is. Unless - you might ask an Alien named Hamal Bakr. He probably knows."

"We have asked Alien Bakr. He says he does not know."

"Did you search his apartment?"

"What would be the point of that when he has said she is not there?"

"I have a feeling." Dudley said, "that this is going to be a long incarceration."

The following morning Dudley was awakened by a violent pounding on his door. Sleepily he stumbled to open it, and the enraged apparition that greeted him shocked him into instant, terrified wakefulness. "McGivern!" he gasped.

The apparition remained - as large as life and several degrees angrier. McGivern's purple suit was immaculate, but he'd crushed his hat in his hand. He pointed with it. "Dudley!" he bellowed. "Why aren't you at the office?"

"Where did you - I mean, how -"

"I just arrived. On the Indemnity, of course, and my first stop was the Galactic office to see how my special troubleshooter was proceeding with the revitalization of our business on this planet. I'd like to hear about this new technique that enables you to sell insurance while in bed."

"There's been some trouble," Dudley said lamely.

"Nonsense! Get dressed, man, and come along. There's work to do!"

"I can't come," Dudley said. "I've been - well - arrested."

"Arrested? Have you let this bunch of hicks -" McGivern waddled across the room and sank his weight into the protesting sofa. "I've been patient with you, Dudley, far too patient, but I've reached the end. You won't learn. You have enough ability to fill even my shoes, someday, but you lack gumption, and without gumption your ability isn't worth a damn. What sort of trouble?"

"It's rather complicated."

"I'll bet it is. You're under house arrest, I take it." He scratched fretfully at the polished dome of his bald head. "I'd hate to let you go, Dudley, but you just won't learn. Take that situation on Himil. All you had to do was bribe a few legislators, and you funked it."

"I thought I could find an honest way -"

"Dudley, we are not moralists or philosophers. We're practical businessmen." He pointed his hat again. "Be ruthless, Dudley. Chart your objective and smash anyone that gets in the way. You aren't playing school games, Dudley. You don't give back the marbles you win at the end of the day. Here's an entire planet without insurance. It's an opportunity to make any ambitious resident manager drool. What have you done about it?"

"I've worked out a plan for an entirely new -"

"Bah! What have you done? Galactic can't pay stockholders' dividends with plans." He struggled out of the cavity in the sofa and thrust a fistful of money at Dudley. "Here - fix this arrest thing. I'm going to nose around and get the feel of the situation."

"I don't think -"

"Good. You waste entirely too much time thinking. Stop it and start doing a few things. The hotels in this town stink, so I'll be staying on the Indemnity. As soon as you've fixed the police, report there. I can't give you more than a couple of days, Dudley. If you aren't straightened out by then, you're through."

He left Dudley nervously fingering the bribery money.

Dudley spent the remainder of the day alternately pondering the insurance problem and wondering what the police officer would do if he left the apartment. He had no intention of offering a bribe, either to the police or to the judge. The only thing that would secure his prompt release was finding Eleanor. She'd never consent to being ordered into a marriage, but if she were found, the police would have no further claim on Dudley. Their problem would be with Eleanor, and they were welcome to it.

He wondered, though, if he would be ruthless enough to turn her over to the police even if he did locate her. She was not to blame for Bakr's muddled attempt to create an insurance claim.

He went to bed early that night, and he slept very badly.

The next morning the police officer came with the startling news that Eleanor had surrendered voluntarily. Her marriage to the dead woman's husband had been recorded, and Dudley's incarceration was terminated. The judge would, when he got around to it, bill Dudley for his fee.

"Am I divorced - legally separated - from Eleanor?" Dudley demanded.

"Certainly not! What if her new husband should divorce her? Just because you have deprived that man of his wife is no reason for your wife to be deprived of a husband. In order to be separated from her, you would have to divorce her yourself."

"Thank you for explaining it so clearly," Dudley said.

He drove his groundcar to the spaceport. McGivern's yacht, the Indemnity, was parked in a choice location near the terminal building where a sign said, "No Landing Permitted in This Area." McGivern was having breakfast. His temper had not improved since the previous day. The steward set a place for Dudley, and McGivern said, snarling around a mouthful of toast, "I've been up all night. Did you know that this crummy planet doesn't even have an underworld?"

"No," Dudley said, "but it doesn't surprise me."

"All I need is an arsonist and a few thieves. With organization, they could create an overwhelming need for insurance within a week." He raised a steaming cup of beverage to his lips, drained it, and slammed it down again. "Nothing. I can import them, of course, but I'd much prefer to patronize the local underworld. What do you have?"

"What is needed," Dudley said, "is an entirely different concept of claim settlement. A type of barter arrangement that would replace a lost object without reference to money. For example, where the liability insuring clause reads, 'The Company will pay in behalf of the insured,' we could change it to read, The Company will furnish in behalf of the insured.'"

"I don't like it," McGivern said. "These people are basically no different from people anywhere. Get them accustomed to the idea, and they'll gladly take money. You won't be able to stop them. But I agree that there are two aspects to this problem. The fire rate is unbelievably low. There aren't any thefts at all. There are hardly any groundcar accidents, and that isn't just unbelievable, it's impossible. We'll have to bring about enough losses to make insurance necessary, and we'll have to establish a precedent or two for settling losses with money. You take the second one. I'll look in on you tomorrow and see what you've done with it."

"I still think we should hire a local attorney to draw up new insurance policies to conform with local practices."

"There aren't any attorneys on Maylor," McGivern snapped. "I looked into that the first thing - which is what you should have done. Get a move on and find me that claim precedent."

Late the next morning Dudley sat at his desk in the Galactic office, nervously contemplating a blank sheet of paper. He'd been up all night, and the blank sheet of paper was the same one he'd started with the previous day. He leaped to his feet in panic when the door opened, but it wasn't McGivern - it was Hamal Bakr.

"Come home, old man," Bakr said with a grin. "All is forgiven. Eleanor has lunch waiting."

"What are you talking about?" Dudley demanded. "Eleanor just married -"

"Her new husband divorced her this morning."

"It didn't take him long to get acquainted with her."

"Oh, he didn't want to divorce her," Bakr said. "He couldn't help himself."

"Eleanor frequently affects people that way."

"Nonsense. Have you looked into the divorce laws on Maylor? You should. If a husband refuses to eat the food his wife prepares, that's grounds for divorce. Eleanor fixed the guy's breakfast yesterday morning, right after the marriage ceremony. She laced the food with that special sauce of mine. The guy got sick and had to be pumped out. For lunch she gave him more of the same, and his sensitive Maylorian stomach put him in the hospital overnight. This morning he refused to eat breakfast, and she called in a judge and got her divorce."

"Obviously some woman thought up that law."

"You may be right. A man can divorce his wife any time he likes, just by refusing to eat, but there's no divorce unless she makes the complaint herself and proves there's nothing wrong with the food by eating it herself. Fortunately Eleanor has developed a taste for my sauce. It solved the problem neatly."

"Very neatly," Dudley agreed. "Have you seen McGivern?"

"Saw him yesterday. He gave me my new assignment - resident manager on Nunquad. It's a pushover, and I leave tonight as planned. Now come to lunch."

They walked back to the apartment, Dudley maintaining a glum, meditative silence, and Bakr cheerfully commenting on Maylorian social customs and several times plucking Dudley bodily from the menacing traffic. Eleanor met them at the apartment door, kissed Dudley gushily, and escorted him to the luncheon table.

"Maylorian stew," she said brightly. "The recipe was the property of the deceased wife of my ex-husband."

"Too bad she didn't take it with her," Dudley muttered. He poked doubtfully with his spoon, took a small amount to sample - and doubled up in agony.

"You put that sauce in it!" he exclaimed, when he had rinsed out his mouth and wiped his eyes.

"Delicious, isn't it?" Eleanor asked. "Have some more."

"I can't eat the stuff, and you know it."

"This is a terrible blow to a woman's pride," Eleanor said. She went to the apartment door and opened it. The old judge stood there scowling.

"At lunchtime, too," he grumbled. "You Aliens have no innate sense of decency. Why can't you divorce your wives at breakfast?"

"Your Wisdom," Eleanor said, "my husband refuses to eat the food I have prepared."

"Is this true?" the judge demanded. "I ask you now, in the presence of a witness, to eat."

Dudley glared at Eleanor. He clenched his teeth and firmly shook his head.

"You will now eat of the food to demonstrate that it is properly prepared," the judge said to Eleanor.

"Certainly," Eleanor said. She took Dudley's bowl and ate noisily. "Delicious stuff," she said.

"The witness will note that the husband has refused to eat and that the wife has eaten. Present yourself at my office with your witness, and I shall draw up your bill of divorcement."

"Certainly, Your Wisdom," Eleanor said. "Shall we come now?"

"After lunch," the judge said. "That'll be in about three hours."

He went out, banging the door behind him.

"I still have some packing to do," Eleanor said. She flitted into the bedroom.

"I suppose Eleanor is leaving Maylor with you," Dudley said to Bakr.

Bakr nodded. "The ship leaves at midnight. We'll have the captain marry us as soon as we go on board."

"You're entirely welcome," Dudley said.

"Glad you feel that way, old man - though I can't understand why you're so eager to give up a wife like Eleanor. She was afraid you'd fight it."

"She flatters herself."

"At least we can part friends. And we wish you luck with the insurance problem and especially with McGivern. I've never seen the old boy in such a violent mood. It's too bad we didn't think of that divorce gimmick earlier. We could have saved a lot of trouble."

"Bakr!" Dudley exclaimed. "You killed that woman deliberately!"

Bakr grinned. "So what? Have you worked for McGivern all these years without his sermon getting through to you? Hasn't he ever pointed his finger and said, 'Be ruthless!'?"

"He has. Quite recently, in fact."

"You should have listened. Men at the home office have been wondering for years when their bright boy Dudley will grow up and start doing a man's work. The groundcar accident was Eleanor's idea. She wanted to get you incarcerated so you couldn't keep her from leaving Maylor. Apart from divorce, the law on this planet is entirely on the husband's side. But neither of us bore you any ill will, and when we thought of that divorce gimmick we used it to get the judge and the police off your back. We didn't have to, you know. I could have smuggled Eleanor away from Maylor and left you incarcerated indefinitely. Ready, Eleanor?"

"Ready," Eleanor said, bringing two suitcases from the bedroom. "You can junk the rest of the stuff, Walter, unless you want to keep it as a memento. Bye, bye. Keep a grip on yourself and don't be too ruthless."

Dudley went to the window and looked out. He saw Bakr and Eleanor leave the building together and walk slowly through the construction area. There was a momentary lull in the street traffic; the two of them were alone except for the workers, who were raising another load of brick.

The impulse struck Dudley so suddenly, the timing was so perfect, that he acted before he quite knew what he was doing. He whipped his penknife from his pocket, leaned out, sliced the nearest strand of rope. The sling collapsed instantly and the entire load of brick poured down upon Bakr and Eleanor.

The horrified workers ran forward. Dudley turned away, seated himself on the sofa, and waited. His only thought was that the pathetic body under his groundcar had somehow been revenged, and he almost looked forward to suffering whatever penalty this queer Maylorian legal system imposed for killing one's soon to be ex-wife.

Then McGivern burst into the room. "You idiot!" he panted. "Have you lost your mind?"

Dudley smiled calmly. "I've never felt saner."

"I was across the street - saw the whole thing." McGivern flopped down beside him. "I don't blame you for getting rid of that alley cat, but - in broad daylight, with fifty witnesses about? There's bound to be a scandal, your connection with Galactic will be publicized, and it'll be bad for business. Had you thought about that?"

"I hadn't thought of it in precisely that way."

"You wouldn't. Consider yourself fired as of yesterday. If you can manage this so Galactic isn't mentioned, I'll furnish any money you need for your defense and buy you a one-way ticket to the world of your choice when - or if - they let you go."

"That's magnanimous of you."

"I think so. Why'd you have to kill Bakr, too? I'll admit he wasn't much more than an ornament, but he had his uses. Of all the stupid, asinine, irrational things to do -"

There was a knock at the door. Dudley calmly admitted a police officer.

"There's been a most unfortunate accident," the officer said. "Accident!" McGivern exclaimed.

The police officer looked at him doubtfully. "Which of you is the Alien Dudley?" Dudley nodded gravely. "A clumsy oaf of a workman has managed to kill your wife," the officer said. "Would you oblige us by identifying the body?"

"Is that necessary?" Dudley asked.

"No. Two of your neighbors already have done so. I have sent for a judge and the workman's wife."

"The workman's wife?" McGivern sputtered. "What the devil for?"

"The workman has killed Alien Dudley's wife. He must, therefore, give his wife to Alien Dudley. Are you not familiar with our Rule of Justice?"

For one of the few times in his life, McGivern was speechless. "I shall return when all is ready for the marriage ceremony," the police officer said. "Thank you," Dudley told him.

He returned to the window. A crowd of spectators had blocked off the street. Workmen were reloading the bricks, and a doctor's robe was spread over the two bodies.

"Marriage ceremony!" McGivern said hoarsely. "What are you up to?"

"Does it matter? You just fired me."

McGivern was silent for a long time. Finally he said, "Does this fiasco have anything to do with solving the insurance problem?"

"Certainly," Dudley told him. "What did you think I was working on?"

He intended the words as sarcasm, but even as he spoke he realized that a possible solution was in his grasp. In all of their previous cases they had been in the awkward position of offering a financial settlement to a claimant who didn't want it. Supposing the claimant demanded such a settlement?

Lost in thought, he paced the floor energetically while a strangely subdued McGivern looked on. "Can I help?" McGivern asked finally.

Dudley shook his head. "It's a long shot."

"I like men who play long shots. I like them even better when they win."

Another knock sounded, and Dudley admitted the police officer, a young judge, and an attractive young Maylorian woman.

"Alien Dudley?" the judge asked. "Are you ready for the ceremony?"

"I'm not completely familiar with your customs, Your Wisdom," Dudley said. "This procedure seems very strange to me. Where I come from, the custom is for the violator to pay financial compensation."

"Such a thing is unheard of on Maylor," the judge said. "How could money compensate for the loss of a wife?"

"Nevertheless, Your Wisdom, I would like to know if I cannot request compensation according to my own custom."

The judge frowned. "I don't know. I can't recall such a thing ever happening."

"Is there any law that would forbid such a thing, Your Wisdom?"

The police officer was regarding Dudley with open-mouthed amazement. The young woman modestly kept her eyes on the floor, as though the conversation could not possibly concern her. The judge had his eyes closed in thought.

"The Rule requires only that justice be done," the judge announced finally. "I should have to consider whether or not it would be unjust to deny you justice according to your own custom. To my knowledge no such request has ever been made of a violator, but if such a request were made, I should - yes, I should feel obliged to honor it. Do you now make this request?"

"I do, Your Wisdom."

"And what amount of compensation do you request?"

"Your Wisdom should establish the amount."

"That would require much thought on my part. There is no precedent, none at all. I shall have to postpone settlement of this case until I am able to reach a decision as to the amount."

"That will be satisfactory, Your Wisdom."

Judge, police officer, and workman's wife filed out solemnly. Dudley closed the door and turned to find himself the recipient of one of McGivern's rare smiles. "Dudley, I badly underestimated you. This is the most brilliant stroke I've ever seen." McGivern scrambled to his feet and waddled about the room excitedly. "And I was telling you to be ruthless! You've wrapped the whole thing up nicely. This gives us our legal precedent. One more case -"

"We have it," Dudley said. "My groundcar killed a woman a few days ago. That's why I was under house arrest. The husband - it's a rather complicated story - the husband ended up with nothing because of Eleanor's maneuvering. Now I'll offer him a cash settlement for the death of his wife, the amount to be determined by the judge. He'll refuse, but I'll tell him my own customs demand that I give it to him. He'll end up accepting it if only to oblige me. The Maylorites are a very obliging people."

"Well done, my boy. Well done!"

"And what progress have you made with your problem?"

McGivern started. "That's what I came to see you about. These people are so naive that hiring professional underworld men would be a waste of money. Last night I took a few crewmen from the Indemnity, and we set a dozen fires and looted twenty shops. Did you know that they don't even lock their doors?"

Dudley nodded.

"I've arranged to stay on for a few days. I'm going to take a ground-floor office in a conspicuous location and get out some advertising circulars. We'll hit different neighborhoods tonight and tomorrow night, and after that you won't have to sell insurance. They'll come demanding it."

"You may be underestimating them."

"Nonsense. You take care of those claims, and then I want you to start canvassing the northwest section and explain fire insurance to the neighbors of the people who had fires last night. I'll be looking for that new office. I'll meet you back here this evening."

"Right," Dudley said.

McGivern was waiting when Dudley returned to the apartment. He said quickly, "How'd you make out?"

Dudley seated himself wearily. "I think I've established an entirely new legal principle. And I'm worn out."

"You think? Is that the best you could do?"

"The judges are coming tonight to give me their verdicts. I've been to the northwest section. Whatever you used to start those fires was darned effective."

"The Indemnity's engineering officer made some incendiary bombs. He could only get a dozen ready on short notice, but tonight there'll be twice as many."

"If you'd planted them differently, you could have had much better results," Dudley said.

"I suppose. We don't want to burn down the city, though. A small fire is better for our purposes than a large one." He chuckled. "It wouldn't do to burn so much that they have nothing left to insure."

"What'd you do with the stuff that was stolen?"

"It's stashed away on the Indemnity. We'll dump it as soon as we get into space."

"Then tonight you'll start twenty-four fires?"

"Right," McGivern said. "And we'll loot about fifty shops. Southwest section this time."

"And the new office?"

"Couldn't find anything I liked. I'll look again tomorrow. What is this legal principle you're working on?"

"I finally found out what was behind the Maylorian Rule of Justice. On this world the husband has to put up a sum of money when he's married - a kind of bride fee. The whole point in giving the violator's wife to the husband of the victim is that it supplies him with another wife without cost. Actually it's much more complicated than that, and the practice is encrusted with all manner of historical twists and precedences. What I'm trying to establish is that this is not a Rule of Justice - it's manifestly unjust because it breaks up a marriage and forces unknown and probably unwanted new spouses on the violator's wife and the victim's husband, who are innocent parties. The problem could be solved easily and justly by requiring the violator - or his insurance company - to supply the marriage money so the husband of the victim can choose his own wife."

McGivern nodded thoughtfully. "If they accept that, we'll certainly have a basis for selling insurance."

Dudley said tiredly, "They've already accepted it on an optional basis. They're not ready to dump a time-tested social custom on the world of an Alien, but they're willing to let the victim's husband demand the price of a new wife in compensation if he prefers it that way. What I'm trying to get from them is a legal requirement that all groundcar drivers carry insurance - in the interest of justice."

McGivern's eyes bulged with excitement. "Gad! And Galactic is the only insurance company on Maylor!"

A knock sounded. "Want to hear the verdict?" Dudley asked.

"I can't wait!"

Dudley opened the door and brought in the two judges and an escort of three police officers. The old judge muttered, "Tomorrow would have done just as well. I'll be late for dinner."

"Have you reached a decision, Your Wisdom?" Dudley asked.

"We have. Your petition is granted. Settlement in the two cases in which you are involved shall be as you requested, and we take note of your generous offer to accept a token settlement from the workman whose clumsiness killed your wife. Your petition is also granted as to the insurance requirement, which will be presented to

the Council tomorrow, along with the charter application of the Maylorian Insurance Company."

"Maylorian Insurance Company?" McGivern exclaimed.

"Thank you, Your Wisdom," Dudley said. "Did you record in full the conversation that took place while you were waiting?"

The judge sighed. "We did. We found it difficult to believe, but the facts you have revealed to us support it completely. We accept your recommendations. The charter of the Galactic Insurance Company will be revoked tomorrow. Clearance will be denied Alien McGivern's yacht until the stolen articles are returned and compensation paid for the fire damage. We will arrange with the Interplanetary Authority to securely incarcerate him at the port until justice has been fulfilled. Is this satisfactory?"

"Perfectly satisfactory," Dudley said. "I'd like a few words in private with Alien McGivern, and then you can have him."

"Certainly."

Dudley closed the door after them. It was the first time he'd ever been able to face McGivern without being afraid of him, and he'd looked forward to this moment with intense pleasure. The expected blast of anger did not materialize, however. McGivern said quietly, "You're out of your mind."

"On the contrary, the longer I stay on Maylor the saner I seem to get."

"I suppose you realize that you're fired."

"I've already sent my resignation to the Indemnity."

"I won't accept it. You're fired. I feel a little sorry for you, Dudley. You've ruined what might have been a brilliant career. You'll never hold another job with an insurance company - I can promise you that."

"I already have one," Dudley said. "You're speaking with the new president of the about-to-be-chartered Maylorian Insurance Company. Since I'll have an absolute monopoly of this world's insurance business, I expect to do rather well. I also expect to create an insurance industry aimed at serving the people instead of itself."

"If there was a psychiatrist available I'd have you examined," McGivern said bitterly. "But I don't suppose this damned planet has one. You're sick. Something's happened to you."

Dudley nodded. "You're right. Something did happen to me. Today, for the first time in my entire career, you gave me your wholehearted approval for something I'd done. And all I had to do to get that approval was to ruthlessly exploit a double murder. The more I thought about it, the more I wondered what sort of business this is that downgrades my real accomplishments and rewards me for the worst thing I've ever done. Up to that moment I certainly needed a psychiatrist, but since then I've made a remarkable improvement. Perhaps it's the result of associating with people who aren't greedy or afraid and who have healthy minds." Dudley smiled complacently. "They're so grateful for this exposure of the infamous Galactic Insurance plot that they've given me a public appointment. I'm a member of a committee charged with the guardianship of public morals and customs, and I've already squelched the recommendation by an Alien engineer that Maylor City install one-way streets and traffic lanes." McGivern glared at him tight-lipped.

"I'm not - really - being too ruthless," Dudley murmured as he turned him over to the police.

They took McGivern away, and Dudley left immediately afterward and walked through the crush of rush-hour traffic toward the restaurant where Bakr had taken them that first night. The atmosphere would be sterile, and the food would be disgustingly bland, and this time Dudley expected to enjoy it.