Chapter 14

“Morning, Charlie.” The governor gave Charlie Fagen a hurried smile.

Fagen looked worried, and he looked at the electronic device in his hand. “Governor, I already got you checked in this morning.”

“Oh.” The governor was stripping off his trench coat to go through the metal detector. He was clearly in a big hurry. “You know, I was in, then I left for a quick meeting down the street. I bet they didn’t scan me out properly.” Fagen punched his thumb on the keys, looking for some answer on the electronic display. “That never happened before,” he muttered.

“Well? What are you supposed to do about that?” The governor, the former lieutenant governor of New Jersey, was a friendly enough guy, but right at that moment he was clearly in a big hurry. The undercover state trooper who was always nearby was also getting uneasy by the unexpected delay. He was edging in close, just in case this small problem was in fact a setup of some kind. That was not too likely, seeing as this was the governor’s office and security was awfully good. The governor’s impatience and the trooper’s suspicion quickly got Charlie Fagen all squirrelly.

“I guess we got to have some sort of a meetin’ to figure out the flaws in the system. You go on through, Governor.”

“Thanks, Charlie.”

The governor passed through the metal detector without making it buzz. The trooper had his special pass, allowing him to be armed.

Charlie Fagen hoped he hadn’t made a mistake. But how could it be a mistake letting the governor into the offices of the governor? He’d recognized the man with his own two eyes. Right?

Something bothered him, though. What was it?

He wasn’t the smartest man alive, but Chief of Security Charles Fagen did have a near-photographic memory, short-term. He replayed in his head his encounter with the governor. Was there something wrong with that picture?

Had the trooper looked suspicious? How could that be? They were always suspicious looking because they were always suspicious of you. And there was a new guy every few months.

Something wrong with the governor, then? Had he been under duress? No. Just in a hurry. Man like that you expect will be in a hurry sometimes. He had walked through the metal detector like he had a meeting to get to right away.

Oh. Wait The metal detector. With its color-coded height markings. The governor’s head had blotted out the purple mark at five feet nine inches. But every other time before, he had reached just halfway into the orange mark, at five feet eight inches.

He was either wearing lifts in his shoes, or that wasn’t the governor at all.

Fagen snatched the hot-line phone to security central, but then everything went black. Charlie Fagen collapsed, and someone else replaced the hot-line phone in its cradle.

“Got something to say about that?” The man with the gun pointed it at the security pair who monitored the metal detectors. They were ashen faced, having just witnessed the long-distance electrocution of Charlie Fagen. Their screens were blank. When Charlie fried, their electronics fried, too.

Exactly as he was trained to do, the operator on the left pushed the hidden alarm button with his left foot.

“The alarm is out of order,” said the man with the strange firearm. “But you should have known better than to try something behind my back. Now I get to shoot you.”

The operator tried to protest. The gunner, who was in an identical uniform, shot him. The evil-looking prongs slammed into the operator’s chest, pierced his shirt and imbedded in his flesh. The thin cable that connected to the gun had to have carried a hell of a current, because the operator began doing a spastic dance that ended when he flopped to the floor.

“Want to know what I think about nonlethal weaponry?” asked the man in the security guard uniform. “What I think is, why bother? So I juiced up the system a little. Now this nonlethal stun-gun thingy is lethal as dropping a toaster into the bathwater. Don’t believe me? Give him a feel. I bet there’s no pulse pulsing.”

“I believe you,” said the last operator, who was thinking that the attacker had fixed both his prongs. It was a two-barrel device. He should make a run for it….

“I can see it in your eyes.” The killer laughed. “You think I shot my wad.” With that, he depressed a lever where the cocking mechanism would have been on a conventional handgun, and with a whir the cables were withdrawn onto hidden spindles. The needle-tipped prongs were lodged in the firing position on the wide barrel of the gun. “Better think twice.”

‘What do you want me to do?” the operator pleaded.

“Just do your job. Look. He’s Charlie. I think the two of you can handle it.”

The man who ambled down the hall looked, sure enough, like Charlie Fagen—poor, dead Charlie Fagen. A little heavier, his skin a little lighter, his dirty blond hair a little too carefully put together. Still, nobody was going to notice.

“You think you can work well together?” the gunner asked.

“Yes, sir.”

“Good.”

“That’s fine,” said the fake Charlie Fagen, with just the same weird Alabama-tinged accent Charlie used to speak. The fake Charlie even smiled the same way. The metal detector operator was an intern, without much experience, but he knew professionals when he saw them.

Whatever they were planning to do, it looked as if they would succeed.

The operator considered playing hero when state officials began arriving by the dozen. He could have jumped up and shouted that they were walking into a trap. The problem was, the man with the electrocution gun was inside the secure area now, sitting on a bench, reading The New York Times. If he warned them, he would die. First he would jerk around for a long time with those forks in his body.

Well, what good would it do, anyway?

He played his part perfectly. He pretended to study the dead monitor. He nodded at the secretary of state and the new lieutenant governor and the various state senators and representatives that he recognized.

Had to have been thirty or forty men and women who passed through by him and entered the suite of offices from which the State of New Jersey was governed.

“Are you going to kill them all?” he asked mournfully when they were alone again.

The gunman looked up from the comics. “Don’t I wish.”

The large meeting room was never designed to hold so many people. As soon as he walked through the doors. Senator Baskin knew something was very wrong.

By the time he turned to leave again, the doors were being closed. The New Jersey state troopers, charged with the personal safety of the governor, removed their personal weapons and stood guard at the doors.

“Open it,” Baskin demanded, and felt room go silent around him.

The guard said nothing. Baskin reached around him and put his hand on the doorknob, but then he felt the muzzle of the weapon against his temple.

Senator Baskin let go of the doorknob. The worry among the New Jersey officials became fear. One of the young representatives lost his cool.

“What’s going on? Tell me what’s going on! You can’t keep us prisoners! Are you going to kill us? Talk to me!”

The trooper didn’t say a word, but he swung his weapon in a long arc that brought the base of the hand grip into the representative’s head. The young man bounced off the wall and sprawled on his face, motionless.

The trooper looked around questioningly. The room was silent until the governor entered through his private entrance, hands cuffed in front of him, feet in shackles, mouth covered in gray tape. He was followed by a look-alike governor, who steered him with little nudges on the shoulder.

“Hello,” said the fake governor. “Thanks for coming. I see Lansing lost his cool.”

“What’s the meaning of this?” demanded Lieutenant Governor Ortega, just eight months on the job. “Release Hermani.”

“All will be explained when the governor arrives,” said the fake governor.

“Another imitator?” Ortega snapped.

“No. The real deal. The true governor of the colony of New Jersey.”

There was a sudden hiss of quiet talk among the captives. Lieutenant Governor Ortega gritted his teeth with suppressed anger when he understood what was happening.

The recolonization attacks. They had succeeded in Africa. They succeeded in one of the northern territories called Newfoundland. “You’re crazy,” Ortega seethed. “You might be able to push over some Third World countries, but there’s no way you’re going to overthrow part of the United States of America!”

“Just watch me do it, Alfonzo.”

All eyes turned. The former governor of New Jersey, Oscar Dowzall, strode in via the governor’s private entrance, wearing a mask of perfect confidence.

“You’re a lunatic, Dowzall,”. Ortega said with bitter amusement. “A stunt like this will never work here. This is America.”

“This is Her Majesty’s New Jersey Colony. It has been occupied illegally.”

“It’s been independent since 1776!” Ortega cried.

“There’s no statute of limitations on the theft of the properties of the British Empire. Although it was occupied and exploited for almost two and a half centuries by the United States government, it never ceased to be, legally, a colony belonging to the Crown.”

More murmurs. Ortega snorted. “That’s just stupid.”

Dowzall shrugged. “I’ll let you know something just as stupid. You are all criminals. You have served the occupying United States government, allowing this aggressive nation to further exploit and control this territory. As you are all citizens of New Jersey, you are worse than criminals. You are traitors.”

More consternation. “What? Then so are you, Dowzall!”

“Yes. I was. But I repented, and I made an oath to never again commit such acts against Her Majesty. I promised never again to give aid to the enemy.”

“The U.S. is your enemy?” Ortega was getting exasperated.

“This has always been, legally, a British colony. As a knight of England, under the provisions and obligations put forth by the Proclamation of the Continuation of the British Empire of 1655, 1702, 1709 and 1742, I’m reestablishing British control. As the new governor, I’m prepared to offer every person in this room full amnesty in return for your sworn allegiance.”

“You must be kidding,” Ortega said.

“You’ll even get to keep your jobs. Every one of you will be needed to help me make the transition. It’s going to be a big job, scrapping the old government, bringing in British rule. Who’s with me?”

Ortega shook his head. “You’re a freak, Dowzall. You belong in some sort of a mental home for homos.”

Dowzall sighed. This was going to be the unpleasant part of the job—but a necessary one. “Mr. Ortega, does this mean you decline to be a part of my team?”

“Of course I decline!”

Mr. Ortega’s head jerked sideways as his brains spattered the wall and ceiling. The state trooper at the door had attached some sort of a suppresser on his weapon, as big as a can of soda, and they hadn’t heard more than a loud cough.

“Talk it over.”

The wide-eyed governor, the smirking fake governor and the self-appointed colonial governor retired to the governor’s office. One of the troopers dragged out the lieutenant governor and stowed him somewhere.

A discussion among the entire group was out of the question. The troopers were still there, watching them wordlessly. A small knot of senior officials gathered in a back corner and had hasty words together. When Dowzall reappeared after ten minutes, he folded his arms and waited.

“Can we discuss this with you privately, Mr. Dowzall?” asked Senator Mercer, strolling causally toward him.

“No.”

“Will you at least sit and answer our questions?”

“No.”

Mercer, a former Navy SEAL, had hoped for a better advantage when he made his attack, but he made the attack anyway. He lunged for Dowzall. He’d get the son of a bitch in a headlock and threaten to snap his neck.

But he never touched the colonial governor of New Jersey. The bullets slammed into his side and dropped him hard. Dowzall knew about Mercer’s military career and his Special Forces successes, and he’d warned his bodyguards to keep a close eye on the man.

Dowzall shrugged at the quickly dying state senator. “Poor choice, Mercer. Anybody else want to take a shot?”

Nobody else did. Mercer died. Dowzall smiled. “So, who’s with me?”

Everybody else was with him.